The Best And The Rest 173

I’ve always wanted to be called Bruce as a kid.  I wasn’t a big Batman fan, so it wasn’t because of Bruce Wayne.  I wasn’t a big Bruce Lee fan as well, so it wasn’t that too.  I just liked it.  But I’m just glad I didn’t have a name that I hated.  My full name is Frederick, and I like that name.  Apologies in advance to those whose names might appear on this list.  I guess the sender just didn’t like it.

December 30, 2008 → The Top Ten Bad Names For Babies – SC/Jojie/Geyp

1. Ronpogi – I had a classmate named Bundi Bayag. We made sure the accent was on the first syllable to avoid embarrassment.
2. Lawrence – We had a friend named West, who had 4 siblings named: North, South, East, and Thron.
3. Pepesan – A classmate was named Philtelco.
4. Geyp – Kapag lalaki, Boy. Kapag babae, Girlie.
5. Atlantis – Brando Eklavu.
6. EvertoNex – My classmate in LSGH had a last name Deen. His parents named him Gannon. Gannon Deen.
7. Jose de vengenge – Real names – Hardy Dimakatae, Edcel May Bayag, Galiciano Makati, Vita Mina.
8. Jose de vengenge – These are all U.P. students: Abcd Gjea Castro, Primadonna Prima, Jammin Tangoka, Alpha Mae Gonzales, Mcgyver Doria.
9. Jose de vengenge – From a newspaper: 1. Sincerely Ordoñez. 2. Someone named her children X, Y, and Z. 3. Lucky T. Tinio 4. Areola Mapula 5. A U.P. student: Edgar Allan Pe.
10. YñAKI –  1. Pablo Job, 2. Nadia Cole, 3. Gina Cole, 4. Pining Garcia, 5. Rey Pinioco, 6. Chino Pacia, 7. Indo Tan.
11. Kid Bukid – Samantha Fox Yu.
12. Astroboy – A friend’s dad is a chef. Ok naman name ng friend ko, Ginger and her twin Pepper. Kaya lang her brothers’ names are Onion, Garlic & Anise.
13. Boknoi – True story: An officemate of mine is godmother to the son of her college friend. The child’s name? Surname: PERENIA. First name: SCHIZO.
14. Dru – My friend’s cousin is named Kenneth Bee. Funny because he was a menopausal baby. Thus the name.
15. Oscar Dela Hopia – A neighbor named his sons: Dawdaw, Pawpaw, Sawsaw.
16. Bennett – A classmate was named Lord Alien.
17. Wenis Ni Onyot – I know a lawyer named Seditious.
18. Geyp – A teacher once told a story of a student who had the surname Panty. And her first name? Alana. Alana Panty.
19. Sour Mama – An officemate is named Sinbad. And he named his son: Sonofsinbad.
20. Lyra – A friend’s name from U.P. is Czarevna Scheherazade Santos. Her nickname? Bonbon.
21. Dru – I have a friend named Princess. Her sisters are Queenie, Dutchess and Empress.
22. Paxman – Don’t name your kid Orange Rambutan. Baka ang maging nickname: Oranbutan.
23. Oli – I have a cousin named Gregorio Gregorio.
24. Nao – A friend’s name is Brznf. Because his parents hate vowels.
25. No name – A classmate was named Mary Chris. And her last name? Mas.
26. Sour Mama – Kermit D. Frago.
27. Nekosci – Did you know that the famous heavyweight boxer George Foreman has 5 sons all named George Foreman? That’s why he has a Jr., III, IV, V & VI!
28. Chi – I have a nephew/inaanak who’s name is Leon King Bolisticar. The 3rd name came from majong: balls, sticks & character.
29. Geyp – My cousin’s classmate is named Abcede Fghij.
30. Realearlonline – A student of mine is named Zerimar Ramirez.
31. Jenny – My name is very common…Jenny. Cute. Nice. Short. Easy to remember…problem is…I’m a guy.
32. Specialist – 1. A friend of mine knows someone named Pocholo Chupapaburachi. 2. My friend has a client whose son is named NC-103-465. Serial number! Weird!
33. Jennifer – My cousin’s name is Jallie Vee.
34. Jack – I had a HS classmate named Zeigyspholkanthreyster. (ZIE-jis) We called him Z or Ziggy.
35. Blanko – My friend kn0ws a girl whose last name is Gorella so her parents named her Lyka.
36. Maria Nerissa – Phyllis Sy. Wag mo lang babaligtarin.
37. Mr. Perk – We were all given the same name, just differently spelled. Our names are: Edzcel, Edzel, Edsel, Edcel and Edscel.