I’m a face person. I can deal with a nice face and not-so-hot body. Besides, you look at the face more. When you talk to them, you look at the face, not really the body. The body’s mostly for the sexy time, and maybe the beach. So I won’t hipon coming back for more.
January 5, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say To A Person With A Hot Body, But An Ugly Face
- Maximo – “Talikod! Tuwad!”
- Macky Karabugs – “Isipin ko nalang na maraming nagugutom sa mundo. Laman tiyan din yan!”
- No name – “You are an angel from heaven…too bad you landed on your FACE!”
- Geyp – “Tama ka nung sinabi mong, ‘Katawan ko lang ang habol mo’!”
- Blu Tu Tan – “Sana puwede din mag workout ng mukha…”
- Scuderia – “Hindi ka lang hipon, ibang level ka na! LOBSTER ka na, LOBSTER!”
- Specialist – “Miss, may kamukha kang artista…si FREE WILLY!”
- Jose de vengenge – “Ang taong nagigipit, sa pangit kumakapit.”
- Astroboy/Kytes – “Puwede ang hahalikan ko yung boobs, tapos ang lalamasin ko yung mukha?”
- Pritijamels – “Sana bulag ako…at apat ang kamay!”
- Rickyfo – “You’re beautiful…from neck to toe.”
- Argee/SC – “Wow, beauty and the beast: katawan na beauty, mukha na sanamabeast.”
- Jose de vengenge – “Kamukha mo si Hugh. Hindi Jackman. Hindi rin Grant. Hugh, as in Hugh are so ugly.”
- Fontanelle – “Ang katawan mo parang si Pops…si Pops Fernandez! Ang mukha mo naman parang si Dawn…si Dawn Pepot!
- Harvey – “Alam mo ang gusto ko sa babae? Yung laging naka bikini, pero lagi ding naka-hat, naka-shades, at naka-scarf.”
- Sweeney – (after sex) “Can we just spoon all night?”
- His Cuteness – (pagkita sa face) “Ay kabayo!” (pagkita sa birdy-bird) “Ayayayayay…kabayo nga….!”
- Angel – “Pag sisid, langit. Pag ahon, impiyerno!”
- Eeyore – “Lahat ng dates natin sa gabing madilim, okay?”
- Geyp/Lawrence – “Miss, kung hahabaan mo pa yung bangs mo, perfect ka na! Try mo yung bangs na hanggang leeg…”