Hopefully, this is something I wouldn’t have to do again, EVER. I’ve only broken off with someone twice in my life. It isn’t true that it’s easier if you’re the one breaking up. It’s just as harrowing. I’d like to think this is it for me.
March 30, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs It’s Time To Dump Your Partner – Specialist
- Edwin – If seeing her feels the same as going to work on a Monday.
- Jedi Mstr – When the annoying habits you used to find cute, are now just…annoying.
- Gorgeous Bitch – When you always hear him say, “I love you, pautang…”
- Loi Pogi – The best time to dump someone, is when you hear news that he’s about to dump you.
- Pipit – If you start making plans for your major vacations with your friends instead of your husband.
- Specialist – When being with her feels like a chore.
- Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – Pag tinanong mo siya ng: “Kumusta na hon, kumain ka na?” At sumagot siya ng: “Hu u?”
- Loi Pogi – Kung mahal mo lang siya pag nakahubad siya.
- Betlo – Before, life without her was unthinkable. Now, life with her is unbearable.
- SC – Kapag ipinagpalit ka niya sa pangit. Malamang true love yun.
- DocRod – Pag hindi ka na naku-cute-an pag umuutot siya sa harap mo.
- Frederique – If you realize that his absence completes you.
- RC & Cess – Pag lahat na ng private moments niyo, pino-post niya sa blog niya.
- Orca – Kung dati “amoy melon”, pero ngayon, “melon amoy”.
- Rodel – Pag bumabaon na yung mga kalmot niya sa likod mo.
- Rodel – Pag sinusuot na niya yung pustiso niya pag “kakainin” na niya yung “sausage” mo.
- Blitzkrieg – Pag pumasok na sa buhay mo si Ms. Right.
- RVincent – Pag hanggang ulo lang ng kapre mo ang hinahayaan niyang pumasok sa kuweba niya.
- DocMcFitch – If you finally realized that you fell in love with a fugly guy.
- Loi Pogi – Kung dati ang pet name niya sa yo ay, “Hon”, pero ngayon, ang pet name niya sa yo ay, “Sis”.
- Hanazawa Rui – Kung ang almusal ay sigawan, ang hapunan ay tampuhan at ang merienda, pagdududa.
- Jedi Mstr – If you wake up one morning beside a tranny who looks suspiciously like your husband.
- Mr. Perk – When there’s nothing left to say, but goodbye.
- Angel In Disguise – Before: “But I love you…” Now: “I love you, but…”
- Nelly Belly – If you can’t in him, the person you fell in love with.
- Maximo – Pag balahibo nalang ang tumatayo sa kanya.