The Top Ten Blind Items

Again, I need to post this now because if I post this in 2012, most of these blind items will be irrelevant. Of course it goes without saying that you have to take these blind items with a grain of salt. Some of these will be true, many will NOT be true, while others will be a VERSION of the truth. So treat these as pure gossip, even if people swear by its veracity. Plus, we’re not showbiz insiders like other blind item gurus like Ricky Lo or Ogie Diaz, so we wouldn’t really know.

April 5, 2011 → The Top Ten Blind Items – Suggested by Coach Edrick

1. Joti – Sino itong celebrity endorser ng gatas, na habang nasa event nitong milk product, pinahakot sa yaya niya ang lahat ng gatas na naka-display. Ang hindi nya alam, display lang talaga ang mga gatas na nandun at walang mga laman.
2. Mambo Loa – Which gay TV host was admitted in a famous hospital, and when he saw the huge bill, he threw his credit card at the hospital cashier while shouting expletives.
3. TYDY – Sino itong gay news correspondent na pag nagpapa-extra service sa masahista, ay pinapasigaw ang pangalan niya ng paulit-ulit habang ginagawa ang service?
4. No name – Which gay talk show host/celeb asked 2 goodlooking showroom sales guys 2 install an expensive appliance he bought? It was against company policy pero mapilit. Since di naman expert o electrician ang 2 guys, nasunog ang ceiling niya. Balita ko pinahubad pa daw ng shirt nila sa loob ng condo mala porno.
5. No name – Sino itong pinoy superhero na minsan mag-check-in sa hotel namin, feeling VIP na inutusan ang mga alalay niya na paalisin ang mga tao sa lobby kasi dadaan siya. Kapal ng mukha!
6. Mr. Miser – Sino itong hunk-actor na nagbigay lang ng 200 pesos nung nag-caroling sa kanya last xmas ang isang malaking village association? (initials, D.O.)
7. Sevee – There’s this one bitch female celeb who made a scene during the funeral of one of my lesbian cousin’s friend. Apparently, this celeb liked my cousin and was jealous that my cousin was with a different girl during the funeral. She was outside the venue all night shouting & making a commotion.
8. Loi Pogi and Joti – Popular actress had a one-night stand with an alleged gambling lord. She got paid 300K. Husband is an actor.
9. Iggypedia – Who knew that the diva on stage is also a diva in real life? Clue: Arid Desert.
10. Kirky Mommy – Spotted at a local Filipino eatery in O.C. sporting a caregiver uniform, a former multi-awarded actor who has since been separated/annulled from wife-actress. His sexuality is rumored to be the reason of the separation. He was seen hanging out and is good friends with a gay performer at a local comedy bar here in OC. CLUE: M.D.
11. Cheyenne – Who is this almost has-been, US-based Pinay actress/singer who charges fans of $20 every time they want to take a picture with her?
12. Joti – Sino itong popular actress na sumakay sa isang airline at dumeretso sa business class at umupo. Nang hingin na ng FA ang boarding pass, di nya pinansin. Kinulit pa rin sya ng FA at pilit na hinihingi ang boarding pass niya. Ang ginawa nitong celeb, lumipat ng upuan, pero sinundan ulit sya ng FA. Kinausap niya yung FA: “hindi mo ba ako kilala?” Sabi ng FA: “sorry, sino po ba sila?” Sa galit ng celeb tumayo ito ng upuan at pumunta sa upuan niya sa economy.
13. Mr. Miser – Sino itong former child star na nagpapamudmod ng sangkatutak na toyo as his so called ”bonggang-bonggang gifts” to his peers? (initials, N.M.)
14. Chiloz – Sino itong elder actor/host na nagtago sa basurahan hanggang madaling-araw habang ni-raid ng mga police ang isang massage parlor?
15. Joti – Sino itong sexy showbiz/sports reporter na naka one night stand ni Craig David? Ang swerte ng hitad!
16. Mister Miser – Who is this gay TV host who made a freudian slip, on his own show, on his recent preference to men who have very thick pubes? (initials, H.M.)
17. Camilo – Who’s this famous star who bought her famous daughter’s scandal CD with a doc for 10 million para di kumalat?
18. Stanzke – Really famous vocalist na ang trip niya, dapat naked siya when recording a song and lights off sa recording studio.
19. No name – From a disbanded sexy male group, this guy ended up as a high class masahista with extra service. I heard his TF is 5k up.
20. Loi Pogi – Mr. politician gave bombshell a house in the US. Last year, he wanted out of the affair. So bombshell immediately went to the US & sold the house.
21. Loi Pogi – Gay elder TV host’s kept boy is barely legal: 17 years old! TV host shoulder’s the hospitalization of boylet’s cancer-stricken mom.
22. Cappuccino – Who is this wholesome young actor from a prominent showbiz clan who had a 1-night stand w/ a Chinese businessman in HK? He allegedly gave a Pinoy bellboy $100 to be mum about it. He shares initials with a popular appliance brand.
23. Loi Pogi – Former teen actor turned sexy actor underwent a penile enlargement procedure para impressive kapag naka-trunks. Clue: Puerto Rico
24. Loi Pogi – Broadcaster/anchor was fired by network because he took home a GRO nabbed in a raid at a brothel. Clue: Aurora Borealis
25. Chez Kitron – Saturna and Steroid Hunk as FUBU.
26. Blake – Cougar love affair: Lady news anchor, separated from her hubby, had an affair with younger newsman who was married at that time. The guy left his wife and the two moved in together. Lady is still in the network. Guy resigned to fill up a position outside of their industry. Clue: C & R.
27. No name – Sino itong actor/noontime show host who gave one of my hunky friends a “job” in a party in San Francisco. My said he deserved an award for a “job” well done.
28. Mr. Miser – Sino itong model-turned-actor na nagbuyangyang ng kanyang sarili sa harap ng isang gay director, para lang makuha ang malaking role sa isang upcoming telenovela? He’s an ex of a famous actress who is also known for a bunch of telenovelas she previously starred on. (initials, E.V.)
29. Maude – Sino itong famous actor na 13 months ng hindi bayad ng Homeowners Association Dues. He told our office to give him his SOA, but until now, no payment. Clue: ex-bf ng isang actress na Feb 14 ang birthday *not Kris Aquino*
30. TYDY -Sino itong female celebrity who became famous sa isang video scandal na pag may nagpapa-picture sa kanya, tinatanong muna niya kung saan show siya napanood.
31. Spongebob – Sino itong isang hunky actor na sobrang baho ng hininga? Tuwing makakasabay niya sa service ang isang group of female celebs, the girls say: “sino ba yung nakatapak ng tae?” Clue: Male celeb’s initials are JC.
32. Bards – Sino itong top male government official na nagregalo ng yellow Porsche sa isang very famous hunk actor?
33. Chez Kitron – ED and BJ having “S” every other night at common friend’s condo unit.
34. Chez Kitron – Si JR daw, “sobrang baho ng paa” na nag-aalisan ang mga PA sa dressing room pag nagtatanggal ng sapatos.
35. Powie17 – Sino itong singer/actress na sa sobrang kakuriputan, nanghihingi tuloy ng food yung mga katulong niya sa kapitbahay kasi kulang yung iniwan niyang pera bago siya umalis para mag-concert sa US?
36. Marga – Who is this guy who hosts a sports-oriented show who had a relationship with his partner but also has relationships with other men?
37. Datu Nooh Jainal – Famous celebrity of a noon time show (JP) was caught “servicing” a member of a boy group who became famous because of a TV commercial (JH). They were caught in a dressing room in a big network.
38. No name – Hot Ex used to be one of the hottest stars in one channel, sought psychological help as a sexaddict. She transferred to rival channel after break-up with Jolly Roger.  She’s now with Dive Master.
39. Loi Pogi – Famous cager bago naging asawa ng famous actress, naging “special” muna sa isang kilalang gay comedian. Comedian: 1+12+12+1+14.
40. Sgt. Patatas – Sino itong young actress na binuking si ka-loveteam young actor na gay siya. Kasi after an interview, she told the actor: “Tara na, bakla…”
41. Sgt. Patatas – Sino itong gay host na kaya lumipat ng station kasi naagawan ng boylet ni other gay host?
42. Mr. Mon – Sino itong lead vocalist ng dating band na nakitang may hinahabol na guwapong guy habang umiiyak? Clue: may kapatid siyang VJ.
43. Gracia – Male celebrity. Na-chismis na pumapatol sa bading. Mega deny, quoted “hindi ko kelangan pumatol sa bakla”. Napahiya ang rich gay sa mga gay friends na pinag-kiss and tell-an niya. So gay guy called the male celeb using a speaker phone — male celeb: “I miss you” (he needs anda: ang datung) rich gay: “Sige, punta ka sa house.” After talking, the gays in chorus shouted: “CONFEERMED!!!” Clue: L.A.

 

ADDENDUM: Hehehe, I hope you guys don’t mind, I wouldn’t include comments that give actual names of celebrities. Or I’d edit some comments to remove actual names. In Tagalog, “ibalato niyo nalang sa kin”, just to keep the blind items “blind”. Okay? I hope you guys don’t mind, and I hope you understand, thanks!

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