This is fun. We all have our embarrasing wrong lyrics moments. I don’t have too many misheard lyrics, but I do have a knack for singing phonetically. So it sort of sounds like the song, but it’s so not. My fave is a friend’s yaya singing Whitney Houston’s “You’re Still My Man”: “Justin, my man…”
October 13, 2008 → The Top Ten Misheard Lyrics – Jose de Vengenge
- Kikoy/PrettyMe17/Ponce/Rodney – George Benson’s Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You: “Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, you know naman my love how much I love you…”
- Hannah – Billy Joel’s I Love You Just The Way You Are: “Jong jong jing jing…to try and please me…”
- Acer – Elvis Presley’s Hound Dog: “You ain’t nothing but a hotdog, catsup all the time…”
- Luxurious Chic/His Cuteness – Leavin On A Jet Plane: “Kiss me and smaffle me, tell me that you’ll wait for me…”
- No name – Ticket To Ride : “She’s got a chicken to ride…”
- Jeremiah – “On the 12th day of Christmas my tuna century…”
- Automatic Allan – Rico Mambo: “Aray ko mambo, aray ko mambo yeah…”
- Mikul – “Killing me softly with his thong…”
- Le Meow – Phil Collins’ One More Night: “One monay, gimme just one monay…”
- Pishbol – Tina Arena’s Burn: “Do you wanna eat a poet…with rice…”
- Lala – Michael Jackson’s I Just Can’t Stop Loving You: “I just can’t taft avenue…”
- Monica ni Doms – Greatest Love of All: “I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano…”
- Hoiram – Basil Valdez’ Kung Ako’y Iiwan Mo: “Kung ako’y…ihian mo…”
- No name – Crazy For You: “Trying hard to control my fart…”
- Luxurious Chic – Britney Spears’ Hit Me Baby One More Time: “My only nest is killing me…”
- Gorgeous Bitch – Sheena Easton’s Telefone: “London distance love affair, whoa…”
- Astroboy/Racer/AllRack – Chris Brown’s With You: “I need your boobs…I gotta see you boobs…”
- Schisto – “Joy to the world, the Lord is come, berting, berting, berting!”
- Nikamorphosis – “Starry starry night…paint your panty blue and grey…”
- Horhe – Could This Be Love: “Kutis bayag…or just a memory of the two of us together…”
- Astroboy – “Put your egg on my shoulder…”
- Pulanglangit – Ang Huling El Bimbo – “Kamukha mo si…batwoman…”
- Odick – River Maya’s Liwanag Sa Dilim: “Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing…ikaw ang liwanag sa dilim…”
- Obadiah – Nandito Ako: “Nanghipo ako, umiibig sa yo…”
- Czaracellane – JLo’s Let’s Get Loud: “Get set loud, get set loud!”
- Joel – Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl – “Rectangle…she’s been living in a rectang-world…”
- Lavander Girl – Alanis Morrissette’s You Oughtta Know: And I’m here to remind you of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me…”
- Ronwaldo – Air Supply: “Makin love…automatic na relo…automatic na relo…”
- Herbie – P. Diddy’s Last Night: “Last night…I couldn’t even get to EDSA…”
- Your Highness – “I can’t live…if Lebanese without you…I can’t live…”
- Specialist – “Why do you giddyap, buttercup baby when you let me down…”
- Pinkish Black – Beauty and the Beast: “Tell us all the time…”
- Komadori – JLo: “Don’t be fooled by the rocks talaga…used to have a little now nawawala…”
- Filthy Rich Beggar – Whitney Houston: “One moment inside…”
- Krismina – Rihanna’s Disturbia: “Vam Vampira, Vam Vam Vampira…”
- Geyp – David Archuleta’s Crush: “Why do I keep running from the tarush…”
- Sawyer – Eraserheads: Ang Huling El Bimbo: “Kamukha mo si…Barracuda…”
- McDenzel – “Mahal kita, walang iba, paniwalaan mo sana ako, shit ka…”
- SPY Shadow – “Would you like to ride…in my beauty pulburon…”
- Jaepea – Roxette’s It Must’ve been love: “Masakit love…but it’s over now…”
- Mikeeesuave – One Republic’s Apologize: “It’s too late to have a child…it’s too late…”
- Kid Bukid – Pump Up The Jam: “Pokpok si Gem…”
- Jose de vengenge – Beyonce’s Irreplaceable: “Chuvalens, chuvalens, everything you own in the box chuvalens…”