Slow…clap…pure genius. I got this from @cerahhernandez, originally from a certain Ken Go on Facebook. The last few lines are the killers, but I suggest you trudge through the small print from beginning to end to get the full effect of the ending. I literally wanted to stand up and clap with tears flowing down my cheeks. SO. FORKING. FUNNY.
Strange Fruit 
mabuti nga sa scammer na ito… :p
Hilarious! I’ll share this ha… 🙂
ang reply ko palagi sa ganito ay “miss na din po namin kayo”
Sya pa talaga yung galit e
sana naging ganyan sumagot ung kapatid ko, para di kami na swindler dati. T.T
dapat maging vigilant at wise, lalo na when it comes to money.
So funny!
magaling magaling magaling, yung manloloko ang pinagloloko, buti nga!!
Check this out. Funnier. I shd do this the nxt time i rcv a txt like this. Im so creative in my replies, things like “neknek mo!” lng kaya ng “wit” ko. Hehe https://m.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.413560265356391.90853.149909175054836&type=1&__user=100000103535554
Hahaha sobrang tawang tawa ako! Sana matutunan ng mga manloloko/mandurukot/magnanakaw ang salitang konsensya!
Hilarious! I’d love to this to a scammer one time.
hahahaahahah! naisip pa niyang makipag lokohan din. 🙂
Pag ako nakaka-received ng ganyan tinatanong ko ung tracking number tapos di na nagrereply. Mas masaya pala pag ganyan. Hahaha.
I felt the frustration of the scammer. ;p
twice akong naka-receive ng ganyang message, naghanap ako sa intenet ng mapapag-reportan, nakita ko email ng ntc: ospac@ntc.gov.ph. In-email ko yung screen shots tapos hiningan nila ako ng contact details at confirmation na pinapa-block ko yung numbers, binigay ko naman yung details at sinabi ko na nireport ko lang at discretion na nila kung ibo-block nila. supposedly na-block na from their last reply. bili na lang sila ng bagong sim card, may load pa!
this is hilarious, especially the “palitan ng 2 yung 0” part. oo nga naman. hahahahaha. i get messages like this ALL THE TIME but i’ve never quite figured out how to turn the tables on these scammers. brilliant, this one 😀
Standing ovation.. Lol
Wagas!! Sakto gawin to ngayon at umuulan,di ka maiinip 😀
dapat talaga ganyan ang ginagawa sa mga manloloko… pang-aliw lang…
Buti nga! Magaya nga yan.
Funny. Simsimi on the rise! Wagi ang panlilinlang. 🙂
Hahaha! Nagpahanap pa ng “Handroy” na phone. 😛
Here’s a blog post from a former colleague who exchanged messages with a scammer: http://technoodling.net/scamming-the-scammer/
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ahahaha!!! did something similar before, pero mga 10 minutes lang, nakaramdam agad si “kuya” na pinapaikot ko cya. unlike this one, atat na atat at gigil na gigi cya magka-load, buti nga sa kanya! good job sa matyagang recipient, 3 oras din yun ah! pero success naman dahil nainis mo c “ate”! 😀
i also receive this all the time but i would immediately tell them to back off. imagine the nerve to ask for money at the height of A STORM when obviously they were just trying to scam me. i didn’t want to spend so much money on them kaya i usually just ignore them. they not worth one peso at all! but this one is a WINNER!
Ken Go is actually my college classmate, and she posted this on FB a day or 2 ago, and I was also giving my laptop screen the middle finger, and sabi ko “Umm!! Pak yu kayong mga scammers!!!” 😀
The prankster got punk’d in return.
Honestly though, there is another version of this scam wherein the scammer is not after the load, but you number. The message is sent to random numbers and anyone who replies gets their number sold to some institutions that will spam your inbox with stuff that they sell.
So with this, I don’t usually answer as much as I want to. If I don’t know you, I don’t reply to you.
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funny. 🙂 pa-repost Chico. 🙂
LOL! This made my day! Hindi talaga siya sumusuko. Bawat text nya may kasamang “nalodan mo na ba ako?” Tama lang to sa kanya sa dami ng mga taong naloloko nila. Tsk! Tsk!
Haha! Clap clap! Dami kong tawa. May dropped call tuloy ako.