The Top Ten Signs That You’re Addicted To The Internet

Ever since I learned how o blog, I must say I’ve pretty much been addicted to the internet.  I’m more into my computer than I am into my cellphone.  I even use my cellphone to log on to the internet.  But I must say, it’s still my rule that I never bring my laptop on a vacation. Once that happens, I’d really need to check into rehab.

May 1, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Addicted To The Internet – Sent in by: Cherry

1. Musashi – If your brother is talking to you and you tell him: “I’m busy, i-PM mo nalang yung tanong mo…”
2. Arvie –  If you’re into Megaporn, Xtube, Youporn, Iyotube, Dudesnude, among others.
3. Robjo – If you’re up to date on all the latest TV shows, but you haven’t switched on an actual television in years.
4. Carmine – I know somebody who maintains 3 very active blogs, has lots of friends on Facebook, Multiply, etc., and her pages are teeming with activities. In real life though she lacks social skills. I think hindi na siya sanay dealing with real people sa kaka-internet niya.
5. Maebritt – True story: Our laptop burnt out sa sobrang gamit. We were using it from 7am to 12 midnight when the screen just went blank and it died.
6. Lelouch – If you hate books kasi hindi mo ma-copy/paste sa report mo.
7. Blitzkrieg – When you receive snail mail, you ask the mailman: “Manong, sigurado ba kayong walang virus yan? Paki-scan muna bago ko i-open.”
8. Mr. Perk – If you ask your neuro-surgeon if you can have a 1TB increase in brain memory.
9. Terebol – You only eat in restos that have free wifi.
10. Oscar Dela Hopia/Renj – When laughing, instead of saying, “Hahaha!” you say, “LOL!”
11. Renj – Pag may kalyo yung bottom left part ng kamay mo sa kakagamit ng mouse.
12. Abernathy/Smiles-A-Lot – If your standard answer to any question is: “Google it.”
13. Musashi – Paglumampas yung taxi na sinasakyan mo and you tell the driver: “Manong, scroll down!”
14. No name – My dad was such an addict that when his arthritis hit his right hand sa kaka-internet, instead of going to a doctor, he spent more than an hour looking for a prepaid internet card so he can log on to emedicine.net.
15. Blitzkrieg – If you go to the library, double click on the doorknob, then ask the librarian where the Wikipedia section is.
16. RC & Cess – When filling up a biodata, you put under “address” your website URL.
17. RC & Cess – If your teacher says: “For your homework, add me sa Facebook, tapos isa-status ko nalang sa wall ko yung assignment niyo.”
18. Ennaid – If you’ve become an expert in finding proxy sites for your office firewall.
19. Boknoi – If your ultimate goal in life is to become a knight…in Ragnarok.
20. Maximo – If you tell your mom: “Ma, GTG muna, pero BRB kasi may GEB lang yung clan.”
21. Mr. Miser – If you need to delete cookies and clear your cache on a daily basis.
22. Specialist – Moody ka in person pero hyper ka pag online.
23. Specialist – Kapag memorized mo lahat ng IP address ng mga websites.
24. RC & Cess – You get sick of Friendsterculosis and High Blog Pressure.
25. Redge – you never turn off your laptop; naka-sleep lang lagi para madaling mag log on.
26. Astroboy – If you have more pop-ups than a person on viagra.
27. Abernathy – You look for mobile versions of your favorite sites so that you’re always online.
28. Cherry – If birds chirping outside your window makes you think of Twitter, and you’re starting to think that “tinyurl” is a cute baby name.
29. Burnout109 – Pag alam mo yung press alt tab to change window para hindi obvious na nagi-internet ka sa office, at ctrl tab to change tab sa mga browser.
30. Gracia – We once had a patient who needed anti-hypertensive medicine because her mom refused to have her DSL reconnected.
31. Faith – If someone texts you: “Musta na?” And you answer: “Paki-check nalang sa blog ko.”
32. Mr. Perk – If you lost something and instead of looking for it, you go online and hit the toolbar for “search”.
33. Daluyong/Boknoi – If you refer to eating as “uploading, and pooping as “downloading”.
34. Penguina – If you have as much as 30 tabs simultaneously open at one time.
35. Febkinse – If all the relationships you’ve been in started and ended online.
36. No name – If it’s common for you to be chatting online with someone who’s in the same room as you.
37. Greg – If you wake up one day, with your house on fire, you go straight to the internet, log on to Twitter, and post: “Mga tweeps, SUNOOOGGGGG!!!!!!!!”