A euphemism is defined as: “the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.” Propriety dictates not so much propagating lies, but to gild less appetizing truths. You don’t avoid the punches, you just soften the blow. So in effect, you say, “malaki ang hinaharap”, instead of, “mala-papayang dede”. Or something like that.
August 7, 2008 → The Top Ten Euphemisms
- Caloy 311 – In our barkada, the term we use for girls who are hot, flirty and bitchy, is “subterranean”. It’s a euphemism for “sarap tirahin yan”.
- Dyn – We had a prof in college who we called Pocahontas because she looks like a pokpok.
- Astroboy – Percussive maintenance – the art of whacking an electronic device for it to work again.
- JoeCool – He’s not losing hair, he’s gaining face!
- Peo – Tagalog euphemism for panty its “salung-guhit”.
- Astroboy – I’m not unemployed…I’m a job seeker!
- DatgurL/Justin – When you’re called “BUTTERFACE”, it’s n0t a compliment. It’s short for – “Everything’s pretty BUT HER FACE.”
- Daisy6 – During college, there were 2 girls we used call “wacky”, because their eyebrows were tattoos, they don’t have kilay. That’s why it’s “wacky” = “walang kilay”.
- tyroncaliente – We call someone wearing tight pants, “boy piso”. Sa sikip ng pantalon, pati bigote ni rizal sa pisong nasa bulsa, nakabakat.
- Astroboy – “Taong uy-ay”: Pag nakatalikod, “Uy!” Pag humarap, “Ay…”
- No name – “PPPP” means, papalapit ng papalapit, papanget ng papanget.
- Elanor – In Clueless, Cher said, “She’s a Monet. From far away it’s okay, but up close it’s a big old mess.”
- John 090 – When someone asks about work, tell them, “Ayun, CEO pa din sa company namin.” CEO: Common Employee Only.
- Mike Apol – We call ugly spinsters SAMSUNG: SAMa ng mukha, SUNGit pa!
- No name – I used to call somebody PITA – Pain In The Ass.
- Jose de vengenge – “Jackpot” – Pinay na may boyfriend na foreigner.
- Dru – People with bad breath: “Foot In Mouth”.
- Espeks/Kebong – Hindi siya janitor, sanitary engineer siya.
- angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – Every morning he woke up “pleasuring the pickle”.
- scrambledegg – Sa Pinas, ang “straight acting”, “straight curious”, “straight tripper”, at “swinger”, isa lang ang ibig sabhin: “bakla”.
- BertongTigaz – I call girls with very small boobs: “walanjo”, medium sized: “mejo”, big boobs: “mountain jo”.
ahh yun pala ibig sabihin ng walanjo :p
uhmmm…for women (sometimes men) with sagging boobies, here’s a couple of euphemisms we use:
SUSAN – suso abot sa tiyan and
DOLOR – dodo abot sa floor. =)
this is quite meany…
para sa mga teens or pipolet na sandamakmak ang pimples..
we call them “pizza hut” dami kseng toppings sa fezlak-
pag tadtad naman ng acne- “supreme with extra cheese”
…well i used to be a pizza hut in my teens, thank god im way pass that stage
Bwehehehe..
applicable na sa akin ung #6 ah. hahahaha 😀
funny top ten!!!yun pala yung “Butterface”.. i read somewhere Fergie being called this, i didnt get it..kala ko mamantika ang mukha..e sa picture oily face nya..
Sex in the City question ni Samantha to Carrie about a guy…
“Martini straight or with a twist?” =P
hi chico! this top ten made my day. haha. we’re having a job fair right now and i have no one yet with me. bad mood was coming in when i read this and it really made me smile. 🙂 i’m a fan of you and delle, as in BIG fan. even my dad loves you both. hehe. keep up the good work guys! god bless. 🙂
btw, i really had a hard time supressing my laugh this morning because of the “girl, date tayo.” haha. you guys are totally hilarious! 🙂
Hi Chico you got the wrong year for this top ten 😉
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may tawag kami dun sa mga nakilala naming babae na ngpipiling maganda tpos nagiinarte pa.. SASHA..
why? SASHA-pakin ko to eh, or SASHAksakin ko to mamaya