Where do we start, right? We all have our own set of bitches in our lives, the ones we don’t want to deal with, but have to. This is a raw nerve for many people because the moment you say the word “bitch”, you instantly have people who come to mind. Sigh…so many bitches, so little time.
December 8, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say To A Bitch
- No name – “Bitches like you are the best arguments for contraception.”
- Hannah Banana – “Don’t talk about yourself too much…we’ll do that for you when you leave.”
- Sasha Purse – “Don’t be so humble, you’re not THAT great.”
- Allantotmabantot – “Wag ka na magpaganda, mahihirapan ka!”
- No name – “If you’re not getting any, please don’t take it out on me.”
- Makatang Duling – “Oh sorry, I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to the other bitch, the thin one.”
- Miss Understood – “It’s okay to be ugly, it’s okay to be a bitch…but never both.”
- No name – “You look like you’ve been mugged, and the first thing they stole was your class.”
- Allaninski – “I’m not a snob, you’re just inconsequential.”
- Acer – “Calling you a bitch is a disservice to female dogs.”
- Dru – “Do I call you by your real name, or would ‘Satan’s Mistress’ suffice?”
- Über Vamp – “Being the biggest bitch to me doesn’t change the fact that I’m the one he cannot live without.”
- No name – “Oh I’m sorry, did I give the impression that I wanted your opinion? It won’t happen again.”
- Kalai – “Did I miss the elections? I don’t remember voting you Queen Bitch.”
- Makatang Duling – “You know what? I really like you! You remimd me of myself when I was still immature, pimply, and stupid.”
- Gaston – “Are you a bitch because you’re ugly? Or because you’re an old maid?”
- Dennis Pinch – “Nakakataba pala ang bitchiness…”
- Pinky Vi – “Dumaan na ang evolution, bakit hindi ka pa sumabay?”
- Super Jellie – “Magaganda lang ang may karapatang maging bitch, kaya disqualified ka na.”
- Homer Singson – “Hindi ka ba nayakap nung bata ka?”
- Cherry The Great – “Fake is the new Bitch.”
- MarkyAngelo – “Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?”
- Eien17 – “Silence is therapeutic, try it.”
- No name – “You know what? My mom said your mom’s a bitch too.”
- West Ice Toshiba – “You are what martilyo does to pako…POKPOK.”