One of my favorite topics. I can so imagine these on a shirt. I wouldn’t be surprised to find these in actual shirts (I’m sure a lot were taken from real shirts). Anyway, these are leagues better than those “My parents went to New York and all I got was this stupid shirt”-type prints.
September 15, 2009 → The Top Ten Lines That Would Look Good On A T-Shirt – Sent in by: RabidThought
- Nickeltro and Shezzo – “STUD: STD all around U.”
- Homer Singson – “Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.”
- An’Di’Licious – Front: A pic of 1up mushroom from the game Mario Bros. Back: “Get a life.”
- KiD BuKid – Front: Picture of a female dog baring her teeth. Back: “This bitch bites.”
- King Corn – In a magazine, I saw Kirsten Stewart wearing a shirt that said: “You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.”
- No name – “Why be difficult when with a little more effort, you can be impossible?”
- West Ice Toshiba – In Tutuban, I bought a shirt that says in front: “PAKAPLOG.” At the back: “Pansit, Kape, Pandesal, Itlog.”
- Sawyer – “Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”
- I. N. Cognito – “I hope life isn’t a comedy, because I don’t get it.”
- Jerowan – “If we are what we eat, then I’m Fast, Cheap, and Easy.”
- No name – “Malaki ang titik ‘O’. “
- Gromek – Front: “I’ve got the body of a god.” Back: “Buddha.”
- Rodel – I bought a shirt online that says: “For the nth time, hindi ako si JOHN LLOYD!”
- Abernathy – “Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not.”
- Amber – “I’m single. Wanna change that?”
- No name – Shirt had picture of a ruler and a rock. The ruler tells the rock: “You rock!” The rock tells the ruler: “You rule!”
- Espeks – “Tama na! Sobra na! Palitan na! – brief.”
- Sasha Purse – “Mirrors don’t talk. And lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.”
- McSupremy – “I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist. But I couldn’t find an opening.”
- Clueless Angel – BITCH: Babe In Total Control of Herself.”
- Oscar Dela Hopia – “The earth is full. Go home!”
- Cygnet – “Life is short, get out of mine!”
- Ocean Deep 24 – “SIPSIP: Socially Inept Person Seeking Instant Personality.”
- Marioh Caryo – Tshirt worn by a girl with huge boobs: “I wish these were brains.”
- Sasha Purse – “Your IQ results came back…it’s NEGATIVE!”
- Zachi – “Rehab is for quitters.”
- Zachi – “Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.”
- Baldugers – “To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!”
- Baldugers – “Yoga is for posers.”
- Fanjals – “Breathe in, breathe out. Repeat if necessary.”
- Fanjals – “Why procrastinate when you can do it tomorrow?”
- SqueakyRose – “Buddhists: Don’t hate, meditate.”
- Marioh Caryo – “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
- Marioh Caryo – “All men are idiots, and I married their king!”
- KuyaBob – “Aanhin pa ang condom, kung pareho naman kayong bottom.”
- No name – “Don’t English me, I’m panic!”
- No name – “Sith happens.”
- No name – “Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night.”
- No name – Front: Picture of the Twitter bird. Back: “I don’t need 140 characters to say f*ck you.”
- No name – “Tiyo Paeng mo ko.”
- Lucio – T-Shirt for medics: “The louder you scream, the faster we come.”
- Ms. Twiggy – “I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.”
- No name – F_CK, all I need is U.”
- Niknokniknoknik – “Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.”
- No name – “I, Jack, called last night”
Hahaha favorite ko yung line with john lloyd, gagamitin ko nga yun sa shoutout ko sa FB
meron mabibili nun sa Fun Tee sa Rob Galleria.. pero Derek Ramsey naman yung nakasulat 🙂 yun yung gift namin kay Chico dati 🙂
one of my faves too! 🙂
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Front: “I’ve got the body of a god.” Back: “Buddha.” – loved this one! LOL
One of my favorite shirts says :
Hokey Pokey Anonymous: A Place to turn yourself around
The john lloyd shirt can be bought online sa shirts.ph
i have the pakaplog shirt pero different ung meaning just: pandesal kape itlog, bought online din.
One of my shirts says:
di baleng pagod di naman bitin, with a picture of a rabbit 🙂
I saw a shirt sa galleria with a print saying i heart ny.. But the heart has a statement, “love manila more than”.. So it’s “i love manila more than ny”. I wonder if thats the same shop where u bought chico’s gift…
this is a nice list!
i have a shirt with a holographic thing in front. one angle reads: boys rock. the other angle says: boys suck. (i think this is a (very) gay shirt hahaha)
i still keep (and usually wear) my old anonymous (does anyone remember this store?) shirts. one says “boy toy,” another says “out of control” and the other says “friction powered: hands required.”
also, my friend met someone in malate years ago whose shirt said: sorry girls, but I’m a gay. – being anal with grammar, i told the guy that his shirt is grammatically incorrect. there should be no article before “gay” because it is an adjective and there is no noun after the adjective. however, my english major friend told me that, now, “gay” can be considered as a noun, i think especially in plural form.
seen on a shirt: chest part: life is hard. above the hem: so am i.
38-40, 43, 45 was me
bat kaya no name
# 22 rules!!
im a silent rusher, pero can’t get over this!! super i like!! ^_^
Dont English me, I’m panic – benta!!!