In this golden age of the Belos and the Calayans, with their nips and tucks, botoxes and boob jobs, this is definitely something new. I don’t even know how harmless or dangerous this whole breast slapping technique is, but it sure looks painful! I’m just curious what the whole concept is, she never really explained how slapping can help enlarge or contour a body part. Remember how we used to tap our chins up every time someone hit us on the head, as if to counteract the downward force by delivering little blows in the opposite direction? Maybe it’s something like that.
My only question is…does the same technique apply to penis enlargement…?
Given that I just had my dog Siam neutered yesterday (he’s fine by the way), I suddenly remembered the recent “study” that supposedly shows the average penis size per country. The “research” shows that the countries with the largest penises are, from the largest: Congo (7.1 inches), Ecuador (6.9 inches), Ghana (6.7 inches), Colombia (6.7 inches) and Venezuela (6.7 inches). On the other side of the spectrum, are the countries with the tiniest penises, with North and South Korea taking home smallest honors with an average penis size of (3.9 inches). Also bringing up the rear are Cambodia, Thailand, India, and Burma. For the curious, The Philippines logged in a 4.2-inch average, while the Americans surprisingly came out a not-so-impressive 5.1-inch average. Of course it goes without saying that these measurements reflect the penises in their tumescent stage.
As far as races are concerned, the African and Latin American countries ended up as the largest, with the Asians coming in last, and the Europeans and North Americans in the middle.
I put quotation marks on the words “study” and “research” because the provenance of the dubious study has been traced to a company selling penis extenders. So this I guess casts a large shadow of doubt on how kosher this global penis chart is. And the study shows that some of the data are “self-reported”, meaning, the respondents were not actually measured, but that they only claimed that their wieners were actually that long. This is a bit disturbing given that most men tend to exaggerate just how well-endowed they are. They should’ve asked the wives or girlfriends instead for a more accurate measurement. That said, I find it funny that even with some exaggerated figures, some countries still fell short. So does that mean that some of the reported 3.9-inch averages are actually even smaller? Egad!
I bet that title caught your attention, didn’t it? It caught mine. I think it would make a rockin’ Harry Potter book title. Oddly I came across these 2 tidbits one ofter the other. So I thought an item on boobies and another on wieners would go well together. Let’s start with the boobies:
Chinese Cleavage Clamp
That’s got to be the best infomercial, EVER. For me, the best part of the commercial for me was that squooshy sound effect every time they tighten the boob squasher, squishing the melons together. I totally LURVE that laser squoosh! I titter (pun intended) like a little girl each time!
Next up: The Penis Passion Fruit:
Penis Passion Fruit
(photo courtesy of http://www.g1.globo.com)
A Brazilian gardener discovered that one passion fruit vine started producing penis shaped fruits. Passion fruits are supposed to be round, so this was quite bizarre. So many visitors started coming over to see the fruits and started taking pictures and videos that she started charging money. I just find it so apropos that of all the fruits that could turn out penis-shaped, it would be the “passion” fruit. Strange fruit indeed!