AXE 2012: The Final Edition
If the end is nigh, how can every unassuming Joe make the most of his remaining worldly days?
Days before the asteroid collision blows up your zip code and your Lego collection, tsunamis sink your game, and the floods claim your naughty, naughty soul, step out of the shower and spray on AXE 2012 – The Final Edition. One whiff of its cool citrus scent blended with metallic notes and sensual woods, and all healthy females within the vicinity will come crawling out of the woodwork and lining up to your bomb shelter – the perfect setting for nuclear explosions of a sexier sort.
Forget your flashlight, forget food supplies, and forget you’re mom who’s nagging you to clean your room because, really, who can stop what’s already been prophesized? Embrace the inevitable and arm yourself with Axe 2012: The Final Edition, because being an apocalyptic hero is a lot of work. Think of it as a public service. Someone’s got to wine and dine with all the lovely ladies, and make sure that everyone’s prepared for the day of rapture. Soon enough, you’ll you’ll be summoning the last of the planet’s loveliest women – and maybe even two for every kind.
For a very limited time, the new variant will be available at most department stores, drugstores and supermarkets nationwide. And at the affordable suggested retail price of P79 for 50mL and P199 for a 150mL spray bottle, AXE 2012 ensures that every bro goes out with a bang.
So what are you waiting for? Start spraying on the sexy with AXE 2012 for a truly happy end of the world.
AXE 2012 is available in leading supermarkets, department stores, and drugstores nationwide.