OMG, if you don’t roll on the f*cking floor f*cking laughing your f*cking head off while watching this, you don’t have a f*cking heart. LOL! I love how the grandma says “Oh Lord!” after every stanza, but keeps on reading every next expletive-ridden part with such gusto and curiosity. I want the f*cking book!
Anyway, here’s the version read by Samuel L. Jackson: