The Top Ten Dumbest Things You’ve Heard On TV

I remember loving this topic. Television, especially live television, is like a breeding ground for funny quotable quotes. Of course, I can’t vouch for how accurate these accounts are, or how close to the actual quotes they are, but it’s fun. So enjoy!

November 3, 2009 → The Top Ten Dumbest Things You’ve Heard On TV

1. Arspoetica – News Anchor: “So ano naman ang reaksyon ng mga biktima?” Field Reporter: “Na-bad trip.”
2. Ionic Sam – Host: “Masarap kagatin, pero hindi puwede kainin?” Contestant: “Bakal?”
3. Ashtrid – From an entertainment talk show, an actor was asked, “So your father is a policeman in Europe?” He answered: “Hindi po sa Europe, sa France po.”
4. Pancho – Host: “What is your best PHYSICAL asset?” Contestant: “I’m very understanding.”
5. Eylek – Host: “Kung ang blue ay bughaw, ano naman ang yellow?” Contestant: “Ice?”
6. Doraemon – During Ondoy, a reporter asked someone who was crying because lost his family and home to the floods: “Ano pong nararamdaman niyo ngayon?”
7. Spongebob – Host: “What is the fastest animal?” Contestant: “Lydia De Vega?”
8. Patri – Host: “In what country do Hindus live?” Contestant: “Hindunesia?”
9. Andromeda – Host: “Ano ang matatagpuan mo sa gitna ng donut?” Contestant: “Palaman?”
10. Serena – Host: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng manok o mata ng tao?” Contestant: “Itlog ng tao!”
11. No name – A reporter interviewing a newly crowned Ms. Universe: “If you marry, will you become Mrs. Universe?”
12. Palaboi – Edu: “Ano ang binibigay ng kundktor ng bus sa pasahero na nagsisimula sa letrang ‘T’?” Ian Veneracion: “Tukli?”
13. Bhengskie – John Pratts: “Ano ibig sabihin ng ‘no loading’?” Man on the street: “Bawal gumamit ng cellphone?”
14. Mr Vader – Host: “Sa pelikulang MI2, ano ang ibig sabihin ng MI?” Contestant: “Men In?”
15. No name – Host: “Ano sa English ang Pasko Ng Pagkabuhay?” Contestant: “Haleluya?”
16. Maude – Richard Gomez: “Magbigay ng pagkain na mabaho!” Tessa Prieto-Valdez: “Tae?”
17. Abernathy: Host: “If you could live forever, would you and why?” Contestant: “I would not live forever, because if we could live forever, we would live forever. But we cannot live forever, so I would not live forever.”
18. No name – Host: “If you were on a boat and could only save either your mother or father, who would you save?” Contestant: “Me on boat? BOAT of dem.”
19. No name- Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang green?” Contestant: “Birdie?”
20. Rixie – Host: “If you could promote one tourist spot in the Philippines, which would it be?” Contestant: “Bocaue Rice Terraces.”
21. Michael – Reporter: “Pepeng lumalaki papasok sa Pilipinas!”
22. Leghorn – Host: “Have you tried sky diving?” Guest 1: “I’m afraid not.” Host: “What about you?” Guest 2: “Me, I’m afraid.”
23. Roni – Host: “Sa achool, ano ang kailangan ipasa finished or not finished?” Contestant: “Finished! Sigurado ako, finished!”
24. Jorik – Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?” Contestant: “Huling Hapunan!”
25. Jenna – A sexy star was asked about her comments on the nasty stuff another sexy star was saying about her. Her reply: “Sorry, I won’t snoop down to her label. She’s chief and wa-class!”