I bet that title caught your attention, didn’t it? It caught mine. I think it would make a rockin’ Harry Potter book title. Oddly I came across these 2 tidbits one ofter the other. So I thought an item on boobies and another on wieners would go well together. Let’s start with the boobies:
Chinese Cleavage Clamp
That’s got to be the best infomercial, EVER. For me, the best part of the commercial for me was that squooshy sound effect every time they tighten the boob squasher, squishing the melons together. I totally LURVE that laser squoosh! I titter (pun intended) like a little girl each time!
Next up: The Penis Passion Fruit:
Penis Passion Fruit
(photo courtesy of http://www.g1.globo.com)
A Brazilian gardener discovered that one passion fruit vine started producing penis shaped fruits. Passion fruits are supposed to be round, so this was quite bizarre. So many visitors started coming over to see the fruits and started taking pictures and videos that she started charging money. I just find it so apropos that of all the fruits that could turn out penis-shaped, it would be the “passion” fruit. Strange fruit indeed!