I have decided to expand my radio career into a burgeoning recording career as a Zinger Zongwriter. Being a Radio Jock is fine, but I want to pursue an immense talent in songwriting and an even more astounding skill as a singer. It was going to be a private pursuing of my passion, but due to insistent public clamor, I will share to the general public my musical gems, my symphonic jewels. So…without further pomp, pageantry and fanfare…here are my Zongs…
Album Title: “The Zinger And His Zongs”
“Dangerous Thoughts”
http://www.mediafire.com/?c6mvjplug3j982m
“Dangerous thoughts
I do not need these dangerous thoughts
These thoughts are dangerous
Oooh…very very scary
Dangerous thoughts
Thoughts they are, thoughts they are…thoughts…dangerous”
———-
“Lambing Ng Kambing”
http://www.mediafire.com/?pxkr3dav948xio4
“Lambing ng kambing meh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Lambing ng kambing meh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Do not make me a caldereta
Do not make me papaitan
Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Lambing ng kambing meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh”
———-
“Love Me”
http://www.mediafire.com/?b2hxabc3d2fmm1s
“Love me
You have a choice
Only two
It’s forever or never
Forever or never
Nothing in between
Coz in between you don’t win
You lose
You become a loser
Forever or never
And nothing in between
Remember that, remember that
Final…over…infinity…yeah”
———-
“Pepper Crusher”
http://www.mediafire.com/?jsbfm7uhhfzer15
“Why do you like to hurt me?
Why do you like to crush my heart?
Like you do pepper in a crusher
A pepper crusher
My heart is not a pepper in a pepper crusher
No, it’s really so spicy”
———-
“Naughty Monkey”
http://www.mediafire.com/?bdbdm8dm2wt309u
“I wanna spank the monkey
Unless it’s as big as King Kong
I wanna spank the monkey
Especially if he’s been naughty
Naughty-ty-ty-ty-ty
Monkey-key-key-key-key
Naughty-ty-ty Monkey-key
I wanna spank the monkey
unless it’s as big as King Kong
I was wrong”
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Since I can’t get the .aif files to play on wordpress, and I don’t know how to convert .aif to mp3, you can just download the zongs for free. Just click on the link.
Strange Fruit 
So kelan ang album launch? 🙂
“Naughty Monkey”… the best! sana walang mamirata nito sa Quiapo.
ala na talagang tatalo sa lambing ng kambing. nyaha! tenchu chico! ringing tone ko to!
ultimate favorite is lambing ng kambing! hilarious!
Anuvaaaahh!!! Ure funneeehh! Haha. U shouldve been Taylor’s front act!
Napakatalentado talaga ni CHICO! lol
Lol!!! Chico!! 😀 naughty monkey!
Makukulong ka! Hahaha
Wow, these songs are Grammy contenders! Galing!
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Best New Artist of the Year, Album of the Year and Song of the Year!
will buy the CD na lang. Ang toxic mag download. Launch it na…with TV guestings to promote your album…which means you have to compose more para sulit…
I super love your songs chico! baka magulat na lang tayo, kantahin na din nila to sa GLEE.. hehehe…
lambing ng kambing!!!!
no.1 na dapat to sa billboard!!!
rolf! 😀 pang-grammy’s!
Seriously if you ever release these I will buy it!! Just made my day! Thanks for putting a smile on my face after a very stressful day! MORE!! MORE!!
Hi Chico!Can u share d app u used 4 Lambing ng Kambing?Is it ok?What iPhone app is it?I’ll use it making chants for my studs here in Japan. Thanks a lot. 😉
this definitely made my day! thanks so much, mr. zinger/zongwriter. hope you make more songs like this! very inspirational…. weheheh!
Chico you are a musical prodigy a genius if I may add. Im sure we will see ‘Lambing ng kambing’ on Billboards Hot 100. Ang galing mo, ibang level ka na.
hehe. 🙂
Naughty monkey! FTW! Makukulong!
My fave is pepper crusher. Hilarious!
Chico, u should put up a contest for the best music video. Contestants should upload the videos in youtube. Who knows, you’ll be the next Charice. Lol!
chico, iwas able to convert your zongs to mp3. where can i send them? (or PM me through twitter as to where i can send them)
Chico, iwas able to convert your zongs to mp3. where can i send them? lmk! (or send me a DM via Twitter) 😉
ipupush namin na mag #1 to sa countdown!!!
wala na tinalo mo na agad si Maria Aragon..
oh my gulays, chico.. nung isang araw ko pa hinihintay na iupload mo yung mga zongzzz mo 🙂
PLATINUM RECORD AWARD!!! 🙂
Shocks Chico you’re so talented! Loved the songs! Fav ko ung Dangerous, hehehe. 🙂
hahaha! i love ya, mr chico garcia! supporter mo ko for life! supporter meaning fans na fans!ü
i must say, if u ever get kulonged, sasama kami sayo, tas tatalunin naten yung mga dancing inmates sa kasikatan!
lol I couldn’t stop laughing at Naughty Monkey. Did this get aired? I think I missed it. you convert aif to mp3 using your iTunes, btw.
Sorry, delamar. True talent can no longer be contained! Chico, could very well be our pambansang kantanero.
😀
wee! galing! 😀 pero mas gusto ko ata ung live ‘biglaan’ versions 😀 nevertheless, makulit parin!
Sana wag mo ko idemanda kung gawin kong ringtones to! NAKAKA-LSS ahahaha (favorite ko ang naught monkey!!!)
Loving it!!!!!
Where’s the album art? HAHA~ With these songs, my playlist is complete. ❤ XD
kailan ung release ng “i want a divorce”?
grabe talaga ang takbo ng utak mo chico! ang galing!!! really love the toyo song. =) please, please share the app that you used for this one. thanks!
Excited na ako sa Album Launch at MTV.
more Zongs..para pwede na magtour…
🙂
4 million hits na pala blog mo!
OMGeeee.. For sure hindi lang yan double, triple or quadruple platinum award yan.. wohooooo!! hahhahahaha
😉
binabasa ko pa lang yung lyrics, i was already laughing my head off. can’t wait to hear the songs. 😀
Warning: Do not listen to these songs while driving 60kph.
I swear I couldn’t see the road because I was laughing so hard when Chico played some of the songs earlier on the show.
and i cant believe myself for downloading your songs…
When will you post the Big Bird song/lyrics? That’s one song I con relate, lol!
noti-ti-ti-ti-ti
manki-ki-ki-ki-ki~~
(spelling pag sa text)
omg nakakatuwa pakinggan! 😀
nice chico! from a vioce talent (nuno sa punso, sexy chico, etc.) to a zinger zongwriter! whew! next naman colaboration!!!
hey chico u can convert ur files to mp3 tru Any Audio Converter, u can download it for free.
And may i ask what is the name of the application that ur using to create this awesome songs? =)
please chico paki post din yung gusto ko nag toyo! 🙂 puhhlleeeesseeee! 🙂
kakaloka ka talaga chico! susunod video naman para zong and danz! pang-youtube.
Gusto ko ng toyo! hahaha. Nice Chico. Pang-diamond record tong album na to!
grabe chico! kawawa nman c Del.. ♫♥♫♫♫♥♥♪♪♪♫ peace.
haha album of the year yan!!!
I really like them all!
Congrats to chico!
Amazing!
Salbaheng Unggoy! The best! LOL!
I have been reading this blog for two years and this is the best post he has ever made wow…
Praise.. Praise.. Praise the strange fruit named chico..
Kailangan kong makauwi ng maaga para maka dl nito.. Mahirap ng mawalan ng ganitong klaseng “HITS” .
Chico you’re the BeZZ Zinger-Zongwriter ever!!! Pak! 😀
Nagbibigay ka pa lang introduction sa radio program niyo, naiiyak na ako sa kakatawa.
At binabasa ko pa lang yung blog entry mo, parang naririnig ko na ang mga songs mo… naloloka ako! =))
Pero, MORE!! MORE!! hahaha
Ikaw naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! 🙂
Da best kaaaaa!!!! 😀
oh no! ziz are zi zongz ov zi new zecade! album! album! album!
Ayos! Hehehe.
adik ka chico LOL sabi ng mom ko bakit daw ang liit ng boses mo giniginaw ka daw ba hahahahahah 😀
may “kilig” factor habang umaawit…kasi naeexcite hanggang marating ang c..chorus lol
uy, chico, upload mo din yung toyo song mo. please!!!!
i am waiting for that, too!
COOL!!! awesome!! it’s very entertaining..
everytime i hear your songs CHICO it brings smile to my face.. that’s why i decided to download it and gawing message tone sa CP ko..
JAYDEE
chico, if you have them on iTunes, pwedeng right-click on the song and the “create MP3 version” 😀 but i do have the mp3 versions in a zip file though: http://www.4shared.com/file/d33H4bPw/CD_Top_10_Podcasts.html 😀
woooot!!! Thanks Dhey =)
dude! not valid na ung file… pasend ulit pls??? thanks! 😀
hahahaha! my wife, mommyfreelancer and I looks forward to hearing your singles at tmr… nice music… no comment on the lyrics and the voice… what app is this? i wanna try!
waaaa!! bakit di ko ma-download.. why chico?? WHY!!!!
I was just wondering when the song “Gusto ko toyo” will be uploaded. That’s my favorite! I laughed till my tummy hurt while waiting for my prof.
Naughty Monkey, Na-LSS ang katabi ko sa office nung pinarinig ko.. More more more…
Grabe ka Chico. Delle should be worried nga kasi either mawawalan na s’ya ng partner da’l magiging singer ka na or iba-ban na kayo sa radio waves!Hehehe. But you are hilarious and fun-ny with your song compositions lalo. Kalurky!
Should I ask for more? Kahit naman hindi na kami humiling I’m sure magre-release ka pa rin… hahaha!
Sa wakas available na! Pigil na pigil ang tawa ko sa jeep everytime na mag-pplay ka ng song mo. uRe da beZ cHicO zE zOngwRiter! Hahahahaha. MORE!
I super like Naughty Monkey that I made a cover art of it. It’s not professional looking, but it’s all I’ve got. Haha. http://twitpic.com/42la0l
That laughter at the end of the pepper crusher, wihnurrrr!!! even if i just play it in my head, para akong kinikiliti, zuhper funny!!!
ASTIG!
its hilarious!!!!
how you recorded these songs and not laugh while singing them is a huge accomplishment. kudos! i love ‘dangerous’ — pretty deep song! 😛
Please upload “Gusto ko Toyo” mr. zinger zongwriter. I’ll be waiting for it. hehe
OMG! You uploaded your songs! I’m sooooo happy!
No, seriously, Chico, I love your Pepper Crusher song. Please compose some more! (Please apologize to Delle as well, but I’m one of your growing number of fans!)
zicoooo ikaw na! Hahaha. I love ur zongs mr. zinger zongwriter. pang grammy’s. Hahaha.
the ultimate zinger zongwriter and hiz hit zongs! kudoz!
grabe zico!!! hagalpak ako sa tawa!!!
hala! baka marinig to ni Lady Gaga,iiyak na naman un. 😀
Chico! I need an album cover for my iTunes! Hahaha!
Isasama po ba sa album yung “Australia…Australia” (yung para kay Brad Turvey – di ko makalimutan yun!) LOL
just heard the “WIWI” song earlier, due to insistent public demand.. i-petition na ang concert ni Chico sa Big Dome. nako, ubusan ng tix un tiyak! my ultimate favorite is the Naughty Monkey. 🙂
This is HIGH-larious Chico, this made my day. :)) I’m pretty sure you will crush Britney’s HIAM or GaGa’s BTW in the charts in no time! Way to go!
Just a thought, why don’t you upload your tracks on Soundcloud.com as to keep track how many people would download your “symphonic jewels”. Should you need to upload tracks and you’d want to put them on your blog, that’s the easiest way to do it.
😛
Funny! Will use it as my ringtone.
You can convert it online for free @ http://www.youconvertit.com. Just upload the file and change the format and they will send it to you via email. That’s what I did.
♫ Dangerous Thoughts… ♪
nice songs Chico! My hubby loved it too especially the Naughty Monkey! Mabentang-mabenta sa kanya. This would be a great ring tone! Pero mas winner siguro kung Ringback diba?!? I’ll use this as my alarm clock tone, para sa pag-gising namin sa morning tuwang-tuwa na kami. =D
hi mr. zico garzia the famous zinger-zongwriter! 🙂 love love the zongz! 😛 di ko sya malagay sa ipod ko. pwede bang requet to mp3 format 🙂 thank you and sana ma upload na rin gutokotoyo! 😛
kainis yang lambing ng kambing na yan.. LSS ako ng madinig ko eh.. tawa ng tawa anak ko tuloy sa kin
you’re the best chico… i love them all esp lambing ng kambing and pepper crusher “it’s not really so ispaysi” (^___^) … so when will be the release of the next single? i can’t wait
Double Platinum na kaagad nito… Pero where’s the song Ayoko ng Toyo? Gusto ko Vinegar? I LOOOVEEEE that song!
more! more! more!
meron na bang gusto ko toyo??
crazy zinger zongwriter
i was really impressed! chico you can really sing! haha. nicely done 😀
mejo! hindi ko kinaya ang “REVIEW” iba ka ZZW! Ikaw na! :0)
jusko. ang ganda talaga ng mga zongs. very inzpiring.. 🙂
This made my day.
Zinger Zong writer!! MORE!!! MORE!!! MORE practice!!! just kidding Chico!!! the most important thing is that you “entertain” us listeners 🙂 Can you greet me on monday??? and my girl friend Mairel Escalante 🙂 Been listening to you guys for 4 years now. You guys got me hooked. I am downloading your podcasts everyday, because I can’t catch you live as I was assigned in Naga, CamSur 😦 More power and congrats Mama Delamar!
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links are down Chico!