Not surprisingly, some of the funniest lines in film come from bad sexy movies. There’s nothing more hilarious than a misguided attempt to be sexy. And if you fail miserably at being sexy, it becomes funny. Just ask anyone who regularly crashes and burns.
July 30, 2009 → The Top Ten Lines From A Sexy Movie – Sent in by: Humdinger/Johnlang
- Kid Bukid – (from a bisexual-themed film) “Ang bibingka mo pala, mas masarap pag may itlog na maalat sa ibababaw!”
- RC and Cess – “Matigas ba yang tindor mo? Baka pag tinusok mo sa puto ko, mabali lang.”
- Jameson – “Halikan mo ako na parang spaghetti…pababa ng pababa.”
- Joeshred – “Ang gusto ko cat style…parang doggy style, pero sa bubong.”
- Doraemon – “Sisirin mo ang perlas, malapit lang sa pusod ng dagat.”
- Gooey Kablooey – “Bilisan mo at kakayurin ko na yan para makuha mo na ang gata.”
- Maximo – “Malaki na pala ang mga papaya mo…puwede nang pitasin.”
- Hellgirl – (from Machete) “Nagsasarili ka no? Kaya ka di nagpapahaba ng kuko no?”
- OscarDelaHopia – “Ang makakapasok lang sa kaloob-looban ko ay ang lalaking may matigas na paninindigan!”
- Keigh – (from Temptation Island) “What is a beach for but for bitches to bitch around with other bitches?”
- Chorizo Solomon – Teacher: “Bakit mo dala-dala ang pusa niyo?” Student: “Nadinig ko po kasi yung nobyo ng ate ko, sabi niya sa ate ko, ‘mamaya kakainin ko pussy mo’.”
- Amia Jo’s Dad – (from older woman to younger man) “Mas may asim pa ko sa sinigang ng nanay mo!”
- Gracia – Secretary: “SIr, meron akong bad news.” Boss: “Ayoko ng bad news, gusto ko good news!” Secretary: “Sir, hindi kayo baog!”
- Astroboy – (Woman sees man carrying many babies) Woman: “Lahat yan anak mo?” Man: “Hindi, nagbebenta ako ng condom. Mga customer complaint to!”
- Greg – Teacher to noisy student: “Para kang sperm, ang sarap mong palabasin!”
- Gracia – “Para kang kahoy, ang sarap mong sibakin!”
- Herman – “Kapag tumibok, halikan mo…”
- Chorizo Solomon – (2 kuto nag-uusap sa walkie-talkie) Kuto1: “Saan ka na, over!” Kuto2: “Sa buhok sa ibaba ni ma’am. Ikaw saan ka na, over!” Kuto1: “Dito pa rin, sa bigote ni sir!”
- Sorento – “Cheap ba kung magmamakaawa akong mahalin mo ko?”
- Young Indy – (from Pila Balde) – Pimp to gay customer: “Hindi kayo lugi diyan! Lakatan sa haba, saba sa taba!”
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Chiiiico! haha! I ws thinking to share this sayo @ twitter but you’re being bombarded with #sentisabado. Anyway, this is not related to top 10. However, I still wanted to share this video of a mommy elephant giving birth.
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/video/video.php?v=249705482199&ref=mf
natawa ako sa 18!! LOL
wahaha!!!
nakakatawa!!!
Walang morning rush sa swaziland! =<
wow, swaziland! what are you doing in that corner of the globe? well you can always download the podcast from http://www.cdtop10.blogspot.com! and of course there’s this blog!