We’ve always had yayas, because my mom refused to hire male househelps, mainly because she didn’t feel safe with strange men around. But my sister did have a lesbian yaya (or at least she really looked like a boy). Everyone would ask if “it” was a boy or a girl, because people just couldn’t figure it out.
April 30, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That Your Household Help Is Gay
- No name – If, as your driver is parking, he asks you with a wink: “Ser, paano niyo gusto kong ipasok, PAHARAP o PATALIKOD?”
- RC & Cess – If someone cuts your car, and your macho driver floors the gas, catches up to the car, rolls down his window, then shouts: “GAGA!!!”
- Mr. Perk – You ask Dodong if he’s still single and he answers: “Dalaga pa po.”
- No name – Kung ayaw niya si “Winnie da pu…” kasi mas gusto niya si “Winnie da ti…”.
- Abernathy – If you tease your driver to your yaya and your driver raises his eyebrow and goes: “What…EVER!”
- Loipogi – When Dudung goes: “Ma’am, mas bagay sa inyo ang green shawl to complement your emerald green mascara & sexy liquid leggings with giant hoop earrings.”
- Loipogi – When Dudung goes: “Ate, puwede mag day-off? May EB kami ng mga friendship ko sa Malate.”
- Jedi Mstr – If you ask Dodong: “Bakit wala ka pang asawa hanggang ngayon? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?” And he answers: “Meron po koya…manhid ka lang…”
- Mami Pakyaw – If while in the car, the amo goes: “Bakit amoy clorox?” And the driver goes: “Si ma’am naman, para nag-burp lang eh…”
- Greg – If during breakfast time yaya comes crying to you: “Koya, sinabunutan ako ni Dodong! Gusto daw niya kasi siya ang magababate ng itlog niyo!”
- Loipogi – You see Dodong with Judy Ann’s wedding picture, so you say: “Crush mo si Juday?” And he goes: “Duh! I was admiring the gown. It’s so Paul Cabral, with its classic chic form-fitting bodice…”
- Blair – If the gas attendant asks your driver: “Ser, sagad ko?” And your driver answers: “Sige, isagad mo…isagad mo pa…”
- Mojacko – You catch Dodong with another man in his room, and when you ask who that is, Dodong answers: “Koya, cousin ko po…cousin-tahan…”
- OscarDelaHopia – Junior: “Dodong, tikman mo tong niluto ni mama kung masarap na.” Dodong: “Senyorito, ikaw nalang titikman ko, gawa ka din naman ng mama mo!”
- RC & Cess – Pag sobrang tagal linisin ni Dodong yung kambyo ng kotse.
- No name – If you ask yaya if your skirt is okay, and yaya answers: “Shorter…”
- Hakunamatata – Ma’am: “Feeling ko talaga may ibang babae si ser mo.” Dodong: “Si ate talaga! Pinagsseselos ako!”
- Pritijamels – Our houseboy is the only one teaching our myna bird words. One day, we heard the myna bird saying: “Frederico…Frederico…I love you.” Frederico is my uncle.
- Loi Pogi – You tell your driver: “Traffic yata sa EDSA.” And your driver goes: “Keri lang, ser.”
- Sasha Purse – Kuya: “Dodong! Nasaan ka ba?” Dodong: “Koya…nandyan lang lagi sa puso mo…”
- Specialist – Kuya: “Ihanda mo yung kotse.” Driver: “Magmo-motel tayo?”
- RC & Cess – Dodong 1: “Nagpa-tattoo ako, BARAKUDA!” Dodong 2: “Ako naman, LAWIN!” Dodong 3: “Ako din nagpa-tattoo! PUSA!” Dodong 1: “Anong klase, TIGRE?” Dodong 3: “Hindi!” Dodong 2: “LEON?” Dodong 3: “Hello Kitty.”
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hi chico, can i suggest a top ten category?
“top ten things to say to a stupid a person who thinks he’s intelligent”
thanks!
LOL #6! #10!!!
#11 – HILARIOUS! aylavet! 😀
#10 had me in stitches!
Winner ang entries ni Loipogi 😀
achieve na achieve!