The Top Ten Moments When A Family Member Embarrassed You

We get to choose our friends, but we don’t get to choose our family.  So for better or for worse, we’re stuck with each other.  I don’t know which is worse, a family member embarrassing you, or you embarrassing your family?

The Top Ten Moments When A Family Member Embarrassed You – Lily Ann

1. Schivokanda – During the wedding of my tito, when it was time for the speeches, my lolo said to my tito’s new wife: “Alam mo iha, nagulat kami ikaw ang pinakasalan ng anak namin eh. Hindi kasi ikaw yung inuuwi niya sa bahay…”
2. Totti da Tutta – When my friend brought his crush to their house, his mom brought out a picture of him when he was 5 years old, NAKED. The mom goes: “Look at his putotoy, so cute no?”
3. Holly Golightly – When we took our lola to her first ever buffet in the States, she took my bag, then started stuffing bread and other food items inside!
4. No name – I was confined in the hospital and was only wearing a hospital gown. A hot nurse came in and started talking to my brother. As they were talking, my “member” started getting “angry”. My brother goes: “O tol, ano yan?”, pointing to my thingy that was by then peeking out of the gown. The nurse ran out of the room.
5. Hoiram – During a party I was making porma to a girl outside when my mom and dad arrived in our car and started making sutsot to me. The girl said: “I think you have to go home now…”
6. No name – When my friends had a sleep over at our house, they saw my mom hanging panties na binurdahan niya ng “NINENG”, my pet name that I never told anyone. When my classmates asked who Nineng was, my mom goes: “Eh di sino pa…” while pointing at me with her snout.
7. Twisted Saint – My titas have a habit of picking their noses whenever they feel like it. One time, I invited my friends to our fiesta, and and my friends took lots of pictures.  When the pictures finally came out, there were my titas in the background, sabay-sabay nangungulangot!
8. Naomi Fujin – My dad and I were on a bike, when my dad suddenly sneezed, and out flew his pustiso! He told me to go down and get his pustiso for him. Everyone on the street was laughing at me!
9. Leigh – One time, my mom’s friends saw me and were telling her: “Ang ganda naman ng bunso mo!” My mom told them: “Mas maganda yung mga kapatid niya!”
10. Musashi – One time, while our family was having dinner in a restaurant, my dad farted really REALLY loud. Then turned to me and shouted: “ILANG BESES KO BANG SASABIHIN SA YO NA WAG KANG UUTOT PAG KUMAKAIN TAYO!!!”
11. Autumn – The first time my boyfriend fetched me to go out on a date, my dad blurted out: “mag-condom kayo ha!” I was so angry then. Hehehe…I’m 8 months pregnant now…
12. Emogirl17 – The first time I got my period, my mom apparently told all our relatives.  I suddenly got text messages all day, basically saying: “May REGLA ka na!!!”
13. Monster – After the prom, I was shocked to see my mom at the entrance of the hall waiting for me. Worse, infront of my date she goes: “Ano anak, nahalikan mo ba?”
14. Silverstraw – When we went to Dakak, my dad went swimming with his with white shorts na sobrang nipis. Nung umahon siya, super bakat yung shlong niya! All the foreigners were pointing at him, scandalized!
15. Suprman – One time may sumugod na matandang ale na hinahanap daddy ko. Sinagasaan daw niya yung mga halaman nila. Lumabas daddy ko at inaway ang ale. In the middle of the argument, biglang tumakbo papaalis yung ale. We were all wondering why, until we saw na yung thingy pala ng dad ko, nakalabas dun sa boxers niya.
16. Katrin – When a guy started courting my younger sister, my dad was furious because they were so young. One time when the guy visited, my dad asked: “Tuli ka na ba?”
17. No name – When I got my crush for our Christmas exchange gift, I was so excited. My mom said: “Ako bahala sa regalo mo!” On the day of the Christmas party, my crush opend my gift, and what was it? Isang kahon ng KATOL!
18. Carlos’ Mom – When we were young, my dad had a megaphone attached to his car’s hood. So everytime he arrived, instead of a horn, the entire neighborhood would hear him go: “Bukasan ang gate! Buksan ang gate!”
19. Doraemon – When I was 24, I brought my girlfriend to the house for dinner. My mom told her: “Alam mo, tabi pa kami matulog niyan!”
20. Tani – During my bro’s graduation, my dad was sweating like a pig. My mom said: “Magpunas ka nga, may panyo akong nilagay sa bulsa mo!” My dad said: “Wala.” My mom said: “Meron! Ako naghanda ng isusuot mo!” My dad insisted: “Wala sinabi!” Because my mom kept on insisting, finally my dad reached into his pocket and shouted: “HETO ANG NILAGAY MO…PANTY MONG PULA! HINDI PANYO!”
21. Schivokanda – My dad and I rarely see each other because he seldom comes to the Philippines. One time, after a long time not each other, we met up at Jollibee. When he saw me, he shouted: “Wow, ang laki mo na! may DEDE ka na!”
22. Jaeda – Back in college, I interviewed Ara Mina for my Journ class. I brought along my younger cousin. Ara was so nice, even ordering pizza for us. Towards the end, my cousin, feeling close, told Ara: “You’re not that fat naman pala!”
23. Mr. Perk – When my classmates slept over at the house, my Tatay handed us a box of x-rated VHS tapes.
24. Warden – While paying for stuff we bought in a mall, my husband suddenly said in front of the cashier: “Kelan ba balik ng asawa mo galing Saudi? Lubusin na natin habang wala siya!” The cashier had her mouth open as I turned a deeper shade of red.
25. Delmer – My friends and I were playing inside the house when we heard a mooing sound. We rushed to the window to see if there was a cow. My dad was outside then calmly said: “Walang baka, umutot lang ako…”
26. Whoabanana – During my wedding day, as I walked wearing my beautiful wedding gown in all my glory, everyone was telling my parents: “Ang ganda-ganda ng anak niyo!” My dad said out loud: “Sa banyo namin ginawa yang batang yan!”