When love fails, the most common sentiment I hear is: “I’ll never fall in love again!” And I have heard from so many people how they don’t think they’ll ever fall in love again, the way they fell with whoever it was they broke up with. Only to hear them gush, when they meet someone new, how the new love is sooo much better than the former one. I guess such is the nature of love…or lust… or whatever it may be that makes us all crazy when we’re in it.
March 5, 2009 → The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement: “The Next Time I Fall In Love…” – Kabalyero
- Ray Daniels – “…it will be with someone who’s had his heart broken, so he’ll be careful not to break mine.”
- Secretly-in-love – “…I wont give him my ATM, my credit card PIN and my bank authorization.”
- Jia – “…it won’t be with my friend’s boyfriend.”
- McMaki – “…it won’t be with a fictitious character.”
- WayFinder – “…it will be someone who will love me as his wife, and not just as the mother of his children.”
- Spice – “…it won’t be with a guy who has a girl for a best friend, because girl best friends don’t know when to step back.”
- The Wanderer – “…it won’t be with someone who reminds me each day that I’ll burn in hell for eternity because I’m Catholic.”
- Dumbbeau – “…it won’t be with a student because I almost lost my job the last time.”
- Aileen/PurpleRose – “…I’ll make sure he loves me more than I love him.”
- Hot Commodity – “…it won’t be with a woman.”
- Therapist – “…it won’t be with a bratty, trying hard, social climbing, narcissistic, paranoid, psychotic assumptionista.”
- Nikchic – “…it won’t be with a perv who thinks sex is the requirement with which to prove my love for him.”
- Arci – “…it won’t be with a 23-yr-old who acts like a 9-yr-old boy who exhibits symptoms of being gay.”
- Brics/MaiGensai – “…siguradong bugbog-sarado nanaman ako sa misis ko!”
- Eien17 – “…it will be with someone who CANNOT be happy without me.”
- Feb15 – “…it will be with someone na malapit lang sa amin nakatira, kasi mahirap maghatid-sundo ng malayo.”
- Wilian – “…I will make sure her mother isn’t a psychopath.”
- Sweetest Evil – “…I will exert more, but not expect more.”
- RC and Cess – “…hindi na ko mangagako, PROMISE!”
- Hellgirl – “…hindi na sa lalaking may kikay kit.”
- shenZumi – “…I’m going to make sure it’s my last.”
- Yuan – “…I will be brave enough to admit it.”
- Langgam – “…hindi na sa Chinese na bawal ikasal sa Pilipina, kundi hindi pamamanahan ng hardware store nila.”
- Xmimix – “…it won’t be with a guy who has ‘short’comings.”
- Beth – “…we won’t buy a puppy and call it our ‘baby’.”
- Varick – “…it won’t be with a girl who has a social disease.”
- FK Gurl – “…it won’t be with someone who has too much baggage.”
- Eien17 – “…it would not be with someone who’s heart already belongs to someone else.”
- Gamergirl – “…it will be with a guy who’s really single, and not just feeling single.”
- Navygurl – “…it won’t be with a journalist who sensationalizes his feelings for me, the way he does with some of his news reports.”
- Acer – “…it would have to be in another lifetime.”
- Varick – “…I’ll make sure the girl’s dad is not from the police or the military.”
- Gorgeous Bitch – “…I’ll try to be a little less bossy, and a little more submissive.”
- Topsy Turvey – “…I’ll close my legs more, and open my eyes more.”
- No name – “…siguro basted nanaman.”
