Fascinating video of ants stripping clean a dead gecko in more or less a day’s time. Whenever I’m in a really crappy mood, it’s good to be reminded that in the end, we’re all ant food. Death is the great equalizer. No matter how powerful you are, how good-looking, how rich, how f**king hot you think you are, when we all die, we nourish the same nightcrawlers, maggots, and whatever other belly-crawling scavengers there are that care to feed on our rotting carcasses. Let’s see how cool and hip you’ll feel once the denizens of the underworld start feeding on your innards from the inside out. Will your fancy clothes stop them from sinking their teeth into your decomposing flesh? Can you stop them from marching, numbering in the thousands, into your gaping mouth, the same mouth you used to cut people with to size? Can you manipulate the creatures of the night the same way you’d order your minions around to do your dirty deeds for you? Can you dig yourself with nail-less fingers out of your grave the way you used to nimbly climb up social ladders? In the end, stripped of your mounds of bullsh*t, you’re no better than the rest of us. Death will come for you soon enough, bitch.
That’s all folks.