The Best And The Rest 159

Like Prince said in his song Let’s Go Crazy, “…boy versus girl, in the world series of love!”  And let’s not forget the gays and lesbians as long as we’re at it.  Technically, homophobia still has it’s roots in misogyny.  Let the games begin!

November 28, 2008 → The Top Ten Sexist Quotes – SC

1. Q – My cousin: “Ayoko nga mag-nurse! Pang babae at bading lang yun!”
2. Kendzee – A guy officemate: “Dapat sundin ng mga babae ang bibliya at pagsilbihan ang mga lalaki!”
3. Ehem – “Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. What about gay men? I guess they are from a black hole! Because they SUCK!”
4. Astroboy – “Pag ang lalaki ay lapitin ng babae, ang tawag sa kanya SIKAT. Pag ang babae ay lapitin ng lalaki, ang tawag sa kanya MALANDI. Pag nagpulong-pulong ang mga babae ang tawag dun TSISMISAN. Pag nagpulong-pulong ang mga lalaki, ang tawag dun INUMAN.”
5. Sexybelly18 – I used to work as a technical rep for a call center. I had a male caller who had problems with his cable connections. Working for 4 years as a tech, I knew the problem right away, but we’re still required to check so I was just about to assist him, when he suddenly asked, “Can you just transfer me to a male agent?”
6. Marcus – A car was swerving erratically so me and my wife made a bet.  I bet it was a woman driver, she bet it was a man.  When I overtook, we saw that it was a man.  My wife gloated: “Tignan mo, lalaki!” I countered: “Oo nga lalaki, lalaki na kung mag-maneho, parang babae!”
7. Lagendairy – Sociology prof: “Mas matalino ang lalaki kasi dalawa ang ‘ulo’, pero mas madaldal ang babae kasi dalawa ang ‘bibig’.”
8. Solo – From a comedian: “Men only want 3 things from a woman: Food, Sex, and Silence.”
9. Acer – “Ayoko sa babaeng hairstylist. Mas magaling ang bading!”
10. Rovivrus Nobag – “Beer contains female hormones and can turn men into women. After 5 pints,men become talkative,unreasonable, irritable, they cry for nothing and urinate while sitting.”
11. SC – Overheard: “Kababaeng tao, naninigarilyo…”
12. Ken: I work for a bank & there’s a silent rule w/in the company: “Gay officers not allowed. Gays steal.”
13. Ang Manunusok – Back in college, people say that gay men shouldn’t be physical therapists. They might take advantage daw or manghihipo.
14. Mr. Perk – My father stopped my only sister from taking up engineering because she’s a girl.
15. Audrey – In this school where I work, boys are not allowed to play volleyball and girls are not allowed to play basketball. If you ask the owner why, he’ll say: “Hay naku, baka maging bakla ang mga lalaki at tomboy ang mga babae!”
16. Mia La Fea – I once heard my dad tell my mom during an argument: “Ako ang lalaki sa bahay na ito, kaya ako ang masusunod! Kaya tumahimik ka na!”
17. GRACiA – One gay jokingly said: “Ang mga babae talaga ang salot sa buhay namin. Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan pa nila!”
18. Pancakes – After watching Twilight, our boss said: “Disappointing. The movie sucked because it was directed by a woman.”
19. SC  – “Ang lalaki parang cholesterol: masarap, pero bad for the heart.”
20. Geyp – Bill Maher: “If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, ‘Women and children first!’ How much feminist opposition do you think you’d get?”
21. SC – A professor wrote on the black board: “a woman without her man is nothing”. He said to his students: “Place punctuation marks in that sentence.” All the boys wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” While all the girls wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.

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