Desperation is a powerful word. A lot of us flinch when we hear the word, and bristle when it is used to describe us. It seems pathetic to be called desperate, but we’ve all had our moments. I definitely had mine, especially when it came to the arena of love. When I was new to the game, I did stuff that I cringe now, just thinking about it.
July 28, 2008 → The Top Ten Examples Of Desperation
- Jose de vengenge – If you always go to a doctor for a medical checkup because that’s the only time you get to be naked with, & touched by another person. And you don’t even care whether the doctor is male or female.
- KiD BuKid – If you say stuff like, “Virgin or not…here I come!!!”
- Barbiebeng/Antivola – You’re desperate to lose weight if you will drink any pill or medicine, regardless of the health risks, including the pills that allegedly contain intestinal worm eggs, that will guarantee weight loss once the worms hatch and start siphoning off the nutrients in your body.
- ShenZumi/Barbiebeng – My friend joined her crush’s congregation, just so she could be closer to him. She attended that church regularly until her hopes crashed, when the guy got engaged to a non-member of that church. Now she’s thinking about doing yoga instead, for “inner peace”.
- Barbiebeng – I’ve heard of some people who cut off a limb or take out an eye just so they can ask for money in the streets.
- Hazelnut – When he was the one who cheated on you, yet you are the one who asks forgiveness for your shortcomings as a girlfriend and begs him for a 2nd chance.
- Ralph – I find people who join speed dating desperate.
- Pink Mist – I had a classmate in our school’s theater club, a real artista. She said she used to pretend to have nightmares, scream at the top of her lungs, in the middle of the night, and get a kick out of her dad or everyone else rushing into her room to check on her and calm her down.
- Coachdanny – Even during a stormy day I would go out to buy cigarettes if I ran out. If I really can’t go out, I’d smoke the cigerettes in my ash tray.
- Cheyenne – Desperate to go home because he’s so homesick and stressed, someone from our village who was working in an airport in the Middle East, hid inside the baggage compartment of a jumbo jet bound for Manila wearing only his soiled cover-all uniform. And with him was only a liter of mineral water and biscuits!
- SC – If you put your 0wn number 0n the c0mf0rt room doors and bus seats.
- Mockbuster – I was so desperate to receive flowers from my then boyfriend,that I bought myself a bouquet and psyched myself that it came from him.
- Vi – I did my best to win my mom’s attention so I ran away from home. Unfortunately for me, she didn’t care!
- Espeks – A highschool friend went to the U.S. and when he went back, he tried to be cool by imitating an American accent to which he failed misserably. Then he also said Christina Aguilera was her ex back in US.
- SPY Shadow – In a row of carinderia inside a Manila wet market, desperate for customers to eat in their place, tinderas grab male passersby and even rub their boobs to lure them to eat!
- Dru – If you go to the oblation run just to see naked men. Besides, the oblation run is like the U.S. government – It’s all BUSH!