The Top Ten Things You Can Say To Your Dog, But Not Your Wife

The reason I love dogs infinitely more than humans is the lack of complications. I’ve had it up to my neck in complicated people and I’m sick as hell of them! So it’s a great relief to just be in the company of simple creatures, with simple needs, and simple emotions. So there are many things you can tell man’s best friend that you cannot to his better half. Or else.

October 16, 2009 → The Top Ten Things You Can Say To Your Dog, But Not Your Wife – Sent in by Feeder

1. Homer Singson – “You’re mom’s a bigger bitch than you are!”
2. Cool Prof/Mr. Perk – “Play dead. Stay.”
3. Needles – “Sana magaganda anak mo. May buyer na ko eh.”
4. Shiemar – “Wala ka talagang breeding!”
5. Zero Cool 25 – “Ano ba yan, ang haba ng buhok mo sa puwet!”
6. Mardig – “You’re getting fatter every day.”
7. Pink Robot and titaMaggi – “Shut up, bitch!”
8. Chefchefan – “Back into your cage!”
9. No name – “In heat ka nanaman? Sige, bukas ipakakasta kita sa kapitbahay.”
10. Fortunato – “Stop sniffing kumpare’s puwet!”
11. Chefchefan – “Dahil ang ingay mo, itatali kita dito sa labas.”
12. Dukot – (to the driver) “Paliguan mo nga ‘to, ang panghi na eh.”
13. 6th Sick Sheik – “Great, now I have 2 bitches: you AND your mom.”
14. RVincent – “Ano, dog style nanaman?”
15. KiD BuKid – “You’re half Bulldog and half Shih Tzu. That makes you Bull Shiht.
16. Ugly Kid Joey – (to the doctor) “Can we put her to sleep?”
17. Abernathy – “Don’t bite, just lick…”
18. KiD BuKid – “Buntis ka nanaman?!? Sino naman kaya ang tatay niyan?”
19. Melsqui – “How many times do I have to tell you not to poop on the carpet?”
20. Beowulf Teacher – “If you behave, I’ll let you chew on this big bone.”
21. Specialist – “Stay. Stay here at home while I go out drinking with my friends.”
22. Greg – “I’m the boss in THIS house!”
23. Rockista – “That’s what I like about you, always on all fours.”
24. Harvard Grad – “And who said you can sit on my chair? Get off, you bitch!”
25. Froiland – “I see you’re chasing pussy again…”