The Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say While Someone Is Giving Birth (Yes, Delle Is Giving Birth As We Speak!)

We’re so excited because Delle’s water broke early this morning, so suffice it to say she’ll be giving birth today. We were even able to air her this morning as she was having her labor in the lamaze room. So in celebration of this wonderful event, we’ll jump the chronology just for today and post this morning’s Top Ten.

October 11, 2011 – The Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say While Someone Is Giving Birth (Yes, Delle Is Giving Birth As We Speak!)

1. Gumgumbols – Huband: “Jowawels, beki aketch…”
2. Camillo – “Someone needs a Brazilian…”
3. Gregg’s Wifey – “Twitpic! Twitpic!”
4. Kitrich – “Ay, bakit parang may buntot?!?”
5. Brat3k – “Misis, yung anak niyo, may kambal na brownies!”
6. Poljeffrey – “Oops…”
7. Cust3r W1nst0n – “Ayan na…eto na ang alay sa panginoon ng kadiliman!”
8. Coco Hernandez/Dennis Pinch – “Masakit?”
9. Cust3r W1nst0n – “Aray! Bakit nangangagat?”
10. The Pabile Guy – “Nurse, ipunin mo yung dugo…iuuwi ko sa bahay…”
11. Dynegirl/Dennis Pinch – Husband: “Hon, iwan muna kita ha, baka malanta yung harvest ko eh.”
12. Football Zombie – “It’s a bouncing baby boy! Literally bounced, kasi nalaglag ko…”
13. Star Aileen – “Congratulations, it’s UNGGOY!”
14. 2awesome2care – “It’s a bouncing baby gay!”
15. Dynegirl – Husband: “Teka…bakit kamukha nung ex mo?!?”
16. Mojacko – Doctor: “Congratulations, successful ang sex change operation!”
17. Tantantinin – Husband to wife, who was screaming out a different name: “Kung sinu-sino pang tinatawagan mo nandito lang naman ako.”
18. jRhyan – “O, bakit kamukha nung driver?”
19. Blitzkrieg – “Misis, yung anak niyo po, lumabas na may ipin at balbas na!”
20. Duriana Jones – “Ngek, bakit may buntot?”
21. Pauwing – “Tsk…tsk…tsk…”
22. Mr. Perk – “You can speed up the process of birth by have sex.”
23. Infrared – “Mmm…reminds me, I want baked tahong for dinner…”
24. Dennis Pinch – Husband: “Doc, pwede na ba kami mag ‘do’ ni misis bukas?”
25. Anto – “Sorry po misis, hindi po nakarating yung stork na magde-deliver nung baby niyo.”
26. Jerry Lee – “Nurse, paabot nung lagare…puputulin ko muna yung sungay…”
27. No name – “Bakit yung baby brown ang kulay…at puro mais…”

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