The Top Ten Definitions Of Pleasure

I don’t know why we were doing this sensual topic fresh off of Christmas, but I guess all that food and merriment and frolicking and revelry fall pretty much into the realm of pleasure.It’s funny to see what gives pleasure to people.

December 28, 2009 → The Top Ten Definitions Of Pleasure – Sent in by Astroboy

1. Caramello – Pressing my pasa (bruises). I don’t know why, but I get a weird sense of pleasure from the pain. Maybe I’m a masochist!
2. Gracia- After a long hard day at working, crashing into bed with feet elevated.
3. Gorgeous Bitch – A single day without me getting into an argument with my mom.
4. Yoshimichu – Devouring in one sitting…12 inches…worth of sudoku!
5. Maldito – Checking the ATM during payday.
6. Maldito – When my boyfriend whispers so close to my ear that it feels as if he’s licking it..ay, panalo sa kuryente!
7. Sober – Waking up to see that there’s more time to sleep.
8. No name – Getting a massage on the sands of a beach on a lazy afternoon, as I fall gently to sleep.
9. Blitzkrieg – The first sip of ice cold tea after a long hike to Taal volcano.
10. No name – Seeing the look on my cheating ex-boyfriend’s face when I left a message for him on his car…using spray paint.
11. Marioh Caryo – Pleasure is knowing that my natural smell can give my partner a standing ovation.
12. Mr. Miser – Choking your sarimanok with your left hand while dipping your right hand in ice-cold water.
13. J. Hearts – The smell of my boyfriend. Even his clothes, towels and underwear.
14. Blair – When my baby cries and turns to me instead of his yaya.
15. Orcarding – Pagkamot sa paligid ng pagaling na sugat.
16. Raymond – Getting a personal e-mail from Serena Williams.
17. Hanna Banana – Secretly taking pics of handsome hunks in jeepneys.
18. Joeshred – Seeing govt officials charged in court for criminal offenses I investigated.
19. Infrared – Peeing after holding it for 5 hours in traffic.
20. Marioh Caryo – Pleasure is letting a mosquito feast on your blood, then swatting it to death.
21. Super Jellie – When my baby finally falls asleep after 45 minutes of screaming.
22. Dennis Pinch – Getting a surprise hug from your mom after being dumped by a girl.
23. Doraemon – Pleasure is when you get a massage after a tiring day of work. Tapos ang masahista mo, yung taong mahal mo. It leads to a more intense pleasure.
24. Dong and Lai – Pleasure is even if you’re not cuddling, but when your toes meet under the sheets, you can’t help but smile knowing she’s just there.
25. Kit – An ice cold bottle of beer to go with leftover ulam.
26. Marioh Caryo – Pleasure is holding a warm bird with its eggs on a bushy nest to warm my hands on a cold winter morning.
27. Jaspisanz – Watching that someone you hate with all your might suffer.
28. Dennis Pinch – Receiving a text from a crush even if it says: “Stop harassing me!”
29. Mumra_d_evr_living – A well-planned revenge that took years to plan and goes perfectly like clockwork.
30. Kit – Pleasure is having to pull down your wife’s underwear for her in the comfort room because she just had a manicure.