The Top Ten Way To Complete The Statement: "I'm Single/Married/Separated, But..."

They say single people want to be married and married people want to be single. I guess the grass IS greener on the other side. Single or taken, it depends on the person. Some people are so messed up, whether they’re single or with the most wonderful person, they’d still end up miserable. And the opposite follows. But what I did learn going through these entries, is that other people’s relationships are sooo complicated…

December 17, 2009 → The Top Ten Way To Complete The Statement: “I’m Single/Married/Separated, But…” – Sent in by Stephensoul

1. No name – “I’m married, but for the wrong reasons, which turned out to be the right reasons in the long run.”
2. Mnemonic – “I’m married, but having difficulty acting it.”
3. Garapata Blood – “I’m married, but only in the morning. At night, it’s a totally different ballgame.”
4. Cindy Marie – “I’m married, but my husband’s family doesn’t know it yet. We’re still figuring out how to tell them.”
5. vashNSYNC – “I’m single, but violated many times.”
6. Benargirl – “I’m married, but still looking back.”
7. Shiri – “I’m single, but he’s married.”
8. Kurdapyo – “I’m separated, but much happier than when I was in that complicated relationship.”
9. Sailor Mars – “I’m engaged, but not for long, after I just uncovered his infidelities.”
10. Yen – “I’m single, but hopelessly in love with a jerk.”
11. No name – “I’m married, but totally devoid of sex…matanda na kasi siya eh.”
12. Nameless Angel – “I’m happily taken, but with NO PLANS of getting married.”
13. Francis – “I’m taken, but that’s negotiable.”
14. Doraemon – “I’m taken, but secretly fooling around…paminsan-minsan lang naman.”
15. Eiannaie – “I”m single, but never alone.”
16. Taz07 – “I’m single, but unavailable, because I’m waiting for someone who quite possibly won’t ever comeback to me.”
17. PregyTaz – “I’m single, but expecting a baby, with no commitments and no expectations.”
18. Cold Kash – “I’m married, but that’s arbitrary.”
19. Jhoy – “I’m married by law, but single in bed.”
20. Marioh Caryo – “I’m single, but during reunions I’m taken.”
21. Chefchefan – “I’m single and straight, but secretly taken and gay.”
22. Infrared – “I’m single, but a willing boytoy of a married cougar.”
23. No name – “I’m married, but my husband is in love with another man, and he doesn’t know that I know.”
24. Edweird – “I’m single, but only to those who don’t know I’m gay and very much taken by my boyfriend.”
25. Mr. Perk – “I’m single, but flirting and thriving.”
26. Raymond – “I’m single, but in countless dreams, I am sooo married.”
27. Acer – “I’m married, but you’re still sending feelers.”
28. Czarovic – “I’m single, never been touched, never been kissed, but totally damaged!”
29. Zero – “I’m married, but willing to be blown…away.”
30. Boy Monthly – “I’m married, but in love with someone who’s single, and intends to stay that way.”
31. Kirei – “I’m single, but married to my career. Gusto ko na nga makipag-hiwalay eh!”
32. Sasha – “I’m single, but you don’t seem to care.”
33. Billie – “I’m single, but I choose to be, unlike you, who have no choice.”
34. Misternumbertwo – “I’m taken, but available for appointments.”
35. Big Birdy – “I’m married, but VERY open-minded.”

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