The Top Ten Statements That Make You Uncomfortable

For me, the most common sources of statements that make me uncomfortable are relatives and kids. Usually these are the people who need an edit button. Or at least a sense of propriety.

December 7, 2009 → The Top Ten Statements That Make You Uncomfortable – Sent in by Abernathy

1. Vyktorious – My 7-year-old nephew asked, during a reunion, in front of ALL our relatives: “Tito, bakla ka ba?”
2. SPY Shadow – “Tinitigyawat ka ba sa mani?”
3. RCnCess – Host introducing a speaker: “He is will give us a talk about EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION!”
4. Hiro Yu – From mom before a date: “O anak, may condom ka bang baon?”
5. Specialist – From a friend: “Pare, ilang inches yung iyo?”
6. Spongeboobs – During a reunion: “Ay, ikaw pa rin ang pinakamataba sa atin!”
7. Oscar Dela Hopia – Mom: “May PAG-IBIG ka na ba?” Me: (blushes with embarrassment) “Siyempre wala pa…” Mom: “Eh di kumuha ka, tapos SSS na rin!”
8. Iverson – I’m openly gay, so I cringe whenever girls tell me: “If you were straight, I’d have sex with you.”
9. Homer Singson – Mom just cooked marinara spaghetti and let my Tita taste it. Mom: “Anong kulang?” Tita: “Sarap at lasa?”
10. Arenza – I work for Armani. I feel embarrassed for customer who say: “Anong last price?”
11. YñaKì – “Kung naging bading ka, sino sa mga barkada mo ang papatusin mo?”
12. No name – Especially when asked in front of others: “Top or bottom?”
13. Mr. Ryder – If you tell your girlfriend in front of people: “I love you.” And she goes: “We need to talk.”
14. Markyangelo – When an ugly friend asked me: “Yung totoo, pangit ba ko?”
15. Humdinger – If you’re peeing and your friend goes: “Bro, ang laki niyan ah!”
16. SPY Shadow – “Kinakati ka ba sa itlog?”
17. EcstaticKAT – Me: “I’m happily single.” Friend: “Totoo bang happy ka?” (*cricket cricket*)
18. Cheyenne – Mom after the wedding: “O ikuwento niyo naman ang ginawa niyo sa honeymoon niyo!”
19. Bboy22 – People tell me this all the time: “Hah?!? 22 ka pa lang?”
20. Sappho – When people find out I’m lesbian, people always ask: “So paano kayo nagse-sex?”
21. Reichen – When a Tita goes: “Nasasarapan ka na sa bibingka ng nanay mo? Wait till matikman mo ang bibingka ko!”
22. Kalee1111 – When my crush asked me: “Bakit ba parang lagi kang naiilang sa akin?”
23. Oscar Dela Hopia – My mom actually asked me: “Anak, meron ka nung Hayden Kho scandal video?”
24. No name – We held a children’s party and I cooked all the food myself. I approached a kid: “Oh, kuha ka pa ng spaghetti!” He answered in front of everyone: “Ayoko, hindi masarap!”
25. Gaston – During an inuman, a fratmate said: “Guys, tignan niyo nga, yung akin pag tumigas, tumatabingi…”
26. Amaterazu – When someone I’m not really close to says: “Ang kati ng puwet ko…”
27. No name – Me and my husband were approached by a relative who supposedly has a “third eye”. She suddenly tells me: “Mabu-biyuda ka ng maaga!”
28. The Monkey – From a housemate: “Oh, i forgot to tell you, I’ve been using your razor to shave my pubes. I hope it’s okay?”