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The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement: “I Love You, But…”

Posted by chicogarcia on June 28, 2011
Posted in: Top Ten. 20 comments

Funny, while I was going through the texts we got that day, apparently, some other DJ from another station was mocking us on air. So I guess we were reacting. So apt, since earlier some other “personality” from another station was again, being nasty. Oh well…

December 4, 2009 → The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement: “I Love You But…”

  1. Green Grin – I love you, but when you shouldn’t, you suck. And when you should, you don’t.
  2. Mojacko – I love you, but I’m afraid to tell you.
  3. Hannah Banana – I love you, but when we talk, I don’t think you hear me.
  4. Hannah Banana – I love you, but we only do things your way.
  5. Hannah Banana – I love you, but I miss the old you.
  6. Zuperjelly – I love you, but I don’t do girls anymore.
  7. Vine – I love you. but you’re a liar, you’re unfaithful and you’re a mama’s boy who can’t even decide on his own!
  8. Dylan – I love you, but I don’t want to be just another in your long line of exes.
  9. Blitzkrieg – I love you, but you have to unlove him first.
  10. Eroflux – I love you, but I know better now.
  11. Yen – I love you, but I’m getting tired of saying it.
  12. Gorgeous Bitch – I love you, but not enough to spend a lifetime with you.
  13. Übervamp – I love you, but if you don’t get rid of your Spongebob briefs, you’ll never get to see my Dora The Explorer panties!
  14. Dru – I love you, but you have your husband, and I have my boyfriend.
  15. Pluto – I love you, but only when I’m lonely.
  16. Wandering Eneri – I love you, but I know you only see me as the sister you never had.
  17. Eien17 – I love you, but your wife and children need you.
  18. Cherry The Great – I love you, but your mom is freaking me out!
  19. Kirky Mommy – I love you, but it’s illegal in this country.
  20. Baby Jen – I love you, but you don’t make it easy.
  21. Cess Ni RC – I love you, but I have to do this on my own.
  22. Greenhorn – I love you, but your bird is too small!
  23. Blair – I love you, but I can’t afford you.
  24. Dennis Pinch – I love you, but you put too many H’s in your texts: (For example, “mhiss you nha pho!”)
  25. YñaKì – I love you, but you’re my inaanak.
  26. Oscar Dela Hopia – I love you, but I don’t think you can handle my big…EGO.
  27. GBoyNextDoor – I love you, but I’m not sure if I’m straight enough for you.
  28. Buffy – I love you, but you hang out with a bunch of idiots.
  29. Mr. Miser – I love you, but your dad’s hitting on me.
  30. Baby Gaga – I love you, but you keep saying stuff like: “McDonald”, “Goldilock”, “Wendy” and the worst, “Shakey”.