We did this right after Manny Pacquiao beat Puerto Rican Miguel Cotto to a pulp. Anything that had to do with Manny we included, even the jokes. What’s great about Manny, is that he’s got a nice sense of humor about him. I’m sure he’s heard the jokes, but he’s such a great guy that I think he even enjoys them. We won’t see another Manny Pacquiao, at least not in a LOOONG time. And of course when we say “Pacquiao Quotes”, these include Mommy Dionesia quotes/jokes.
November 16, 2009 → The Top Ten Pacquiao Quotes
- Lockon Stratos – “Fooling her? Try hidden soldiers!”
- Weiss and Mojacko – Manny pulled out of an endorsement deal with McDonald’s. The reason? McDonald’s slogan: “Love Cotto.”
- Blitzkrieg – Tabloid headline: “History Na Si Pacquiao!” (he made history, he’s not dead)
- No name – Dionesia: “Manny, may seeds ka!” Pacman: “Ha? Buto ng ano?” Dionesia: “Hindi, may seeds ka sa silpun mo!”
- Kalee1111 – Dionesia: “Anak paabot ng seeds.” Manny: “Magtatanim ka?” Dionesia: “Hindi, maaraw sa labas, nasisilaw ako.”
- Gracia – Dionesia: “Manny gusto mo ng Mirinda?” Manny: “Ayoko, gusto ko Royal!” Dionesia: “Hindi, Mirinda, miron tayong McDu!”
- Awesom – Dionesia: “Ang bait talaga ni Manny, nung lumipad ako papuntang Bigas, nilagay niya ako sa Business Class, eh wala naman akong negosyo!”
- SC – (during dinner with PGMA) PGMA: “Waiter, I’ll have Swiss steak and french fries.” Manny: “Uhm…sige…sweepstakes na rin at first prize.”
- Sarah – Cristy Fermin to Manny: “Ang yaman-yaman mo na, hindi ka na mukhang snatcher!”
- No name – (actual Pacman quote): “Live your life, you know, because people want are what to be done and always think about them, also our fight that needs to finish and everybody.”
- Gab – Nike produced the first ever boxing shoes for Manny Pacquiao, and it costs $1,000. And it’s the first time Nike endorsed a sport not in their line.
- Homer Singson – Freddie Roach: “Manny, I don’t feel well, call me a doctor…” Manny: “You’re a doctor! You’re a doctor!”
- No name – Manny during a post-fight interview: “He said he wanted to box me, so I box him, and we box together.”
- No name – Interviewer: “How important is this fight to you?” Manny: “It is important to me because it is my seven times title if I win.”
- Dolce Vita – Pacman’s humility is real. After defeating Dela Hoya, Pacman told him: “You are still my idol.”
- Babyjen – Nintendo can get Manny as an endorser singing: “I did it…My Wii…”
- Reichen – Aling Dionisia quote during a presscon for her new movie: “Idol ko si Imilda Papin. Buhay pa ba siya?”
- Wandering Eneri – Jimmy Kimmel: “Why are you called Pacman? Do you play Pacman?” Manny: “I play with Pacman, my dog.” (apparently Pacman din pangalan ng aso nila)
- Hannah Banana – Chavit: “O Manny, bakit mo ulit pinipinturahan ang bahay mo?” Manny: “Sabi kasi ng pari kanina sa misa…REPENT!”
- Homer Singson – Manny: “Jenky, buksan mo naman yung sweets.” Jinkee: “Wow! Binili mo kong chocolate?” Manny: “Hindi, yun oh! Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim eh.”
- Randy – Pag nagpatayo si Pacman ng paaralan, ang ipapangalan, Pacman University…or for short, PAC U!”
