Some people dedicate their lives not so much as attaining eternal bliss inside the pearly gates of heaven, but more of avoiding eternal torment in the fiery depths of hell. While others don’t even believe in the concept of heaven and hell. Don’t even ask me my opinion on this, because it’s probably a whole new post in itself.
November 6, 2009 → The Top Ten Quotes On Heaven And Hell
- Parents ni Gael – Eternity is your choice: Smoking or Non-smoking.
- RedMiniCooper30 and Blutots – JohnMilton: The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven.
- Hannah Banana – Ralph Waldo Emerson: To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.
- Hannah Banana – Oscar Wilde: We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
- Colonel Pogi – Long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light.
- Eien17 and Abernathy – Mark Twain: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Vampire Girl – The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
- Colonel Pogi – There is a way to Hell, even from the gates of Heaven.
- Eien17 – Emily Dickenson: Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.
- Dolly’s Big Baby – The Devil’s greatest work is to convince people that Hell doesn’t exist.
- Mommy Kresha – The pleasure of the deed is heaven, but the delivery pains is hell.
- Cherry The Great – William Shakespeare in The Tempest: Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
- Raymond – From Milton’s Paradise Lost, Lucifer said: “Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.”
- RCnCess – Woody Allen: Heaven is oftentimes the first ride out of your in-laws’ house.
- Benj Jackson – If I believe in Heaven, and there is no Heaven, I lose nothing. But if I don’t believe in Heaven and there is a Heaven, I lose everything.
- Prada – I got to Heaven, but I had to go through Hell to get there.
- Dave Jesus – Man of La Mancha: To be willing to march into Hell for a Heavenly cause!
- Baby Tajjie – Please a woman and she’ll give you the pleasures of heaven. Do a woman wrong and she will turn your life into a living hell.
- Porky – Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Amsterdam.
- Reichen – STD: One night in heaven, and you get an itch that burns like hell.
- Gab – The things that feel like heaven are the things that will lead you to hell.
- Homer Singson – Winston Churchill: If you’re going through hell, keep going.
- Abernathy – Homer Simpson died but St. Peter won’t let him into Heaven until he does one good deed. He asked Marge for suggestions, so she made him a list. Homer said: “Gee, I just want in, I’m not running for Jesus!”
- Specialist – Making love to the one you love, that’s heaven. Your wife finding out about it, that’s hell.
- SC – Daughter: “Ma, gusto daw malaman ng boyfriend ko ang kaibahan ng langit at impyerno.” Mom: “Eh di pakasalan mo! Ikaw ang bahala sa langit, ako ang bahala sa impyerno!”
- RCnCess – Kung ang pupunta ng langit puro pangit, paano na ako? At kung ang pupunta ng langit puro guwapo, paano na kayo?
- Makatang Duling – Hell is a creation of the mind; Heaven is a creation of the heart.
