This was two Halloweens ago, so I figured that was why we were doing a horror-themed Top Ten. We weren’t going for good titles, we wanted the really bad ones. So if it was even remotely scary, we wouldn’t include it.
October 30, 2009 → The Top Ten Titles For A Flop Horror Movie – Sent in by: Loi Pogi
- Dark Chocolate Boi – “Mag-Exorcise Tayo Tuwing Umaga”
- Lockon Stratos – “Papatayin Kita Sa Sarap…Tsuk!”
- Homer Singson – (Horror-Musical) “Patayin Sa Indak Si Barbara”
- vleaguer – “Mumu Sa Iskul”
- TwistedSAINT – “Umaga Na Nang Hinugot…Ang Dagger Sa Heart Ng Vampire”
- Kichoo – “Itchy Bitchy Tinny Witchy”
- Remorawr – “Wrong Way, Please Enter!”
- Adrian – “Halimaw Sa Bakla”
- Specialist – “Kampanerang Brokeback”
- Lockon Stratos – “Wag Kang Lilingon Dahil Wala Ako Diyan”
- Minggot – “Si Madame Auring At Ang Kalye Buntisan”
- No name – “Ang Daliri Sa Siopao”
- Pinky Vi – “Patayin Sa Panghi Si Pinky”
- No name – “”Nasaan Ang Iyong Mga Mata…Kinuha Ko Gamit Ang Kutsara”
- Maximo – “Dugo Sa Bibingka”
- Trifler No More – “Pare Pa-Suck Naman…Ng BLOOD!”
- Tyrone Caliente – “Binaon Ni Inday Ang Naninigas Kong Bangkay”
- KiD BuKid – “Nakaka-Frighten!”
- No Name – “O Multo, Layuan Mo Ako!”
- Loi Pogi – Nabuhay Ang Bangkay Nang Maghubad Si Pepay”
- Blitzkrieg – (a story about a manananggal) “Iyo ang Itaas, Akin Ang Ibaba”
- Maximo – “Shake Rattle & Squirt”
- Reichen – “Gossip Ghoul”
- Rax – “Sipsipin Mo Ang Asim Ko, Lalaking Bampira”
- Jam – “Halimaw Sa Bongga”
- RC and Cess – “Gabi Ng Bampirang May Singaw”
- RC and Cess – “Ang Tabako Ng Kapreng Bansot”
- Specialist – “Ang Pagdadalaga Ni Totoy Tigas”
- Specialist – “Matakot Ka Sa Ulam”
- Abernathy – “Blusang Itim: Pagsuot, Pangit Pa Rin”
