It might seem irrelevant if I post this more than a year from now, given that I’m still in 2009, so I might as well post this now. Delle’s baby might be a toddler already by the time I post this, so here it is. In retrospect, I think many of you will find it funny how you thought it was one thing. I skipped the usual guesses like us appearing in TV shows and stuff, and stuck with the more outrageous guesses. Many told us after that what we revealed was way wilder that their wildest guess. I figured as much.
March 11, 2011 → The Top Ten Craziest Theories For The “BIG REVEAL”
- Doraemon – Buntis si Delle, at si Chico ang ama // Blitzkrieg – Buntis si Chico at si Delle ang ama.
- Cuoco – Are you guys going to resign? OMG, noooo!!!
- Dennis Pinch – May sex tape scandal si Chico with Madame Auring.
- Potsypots – That the Younghusbands will be the new co-hosts on The Morning Rush.
- No name – Na si Delle ang tunay na ina ni Chico!
- Mr. Sai – Chico will finally admit that he’s a biological male.
- Tough Toph – Delle is resigning kasi hindi niya makayanan ang pag bloom ng music career ni Zinger-Zongwriter.
- Infrared – Chico and Delamar will resign because they’ve been offered to be the press secretaries of Pnoy.
- Bokals – Babalik na si Wooka-Wooka Bird, pero may partner na siya: si Naughty-ty Monkey-key.
- Abernathy – Delle is finally coming out of the closet & will announce Chixter as her chosen baby daddy via in-vitro. Or si Chico, alien.
- Mr. Perk – May EB sa States, at sagot nila Chico and Delle ang pamasahe natin!
- No name – The Morning Rush will have a new co-host: Chico’s long-lost teenage son.
- Joti – May dadating na mga pari sa RX, para sa live on-air exorcism para sa mga espirito na sumapi kay Chico.
- TYDY – Si Delle nagpa-boob job at si Chico naman nagpa-penile enlargement.
- Mama-zee – May telenovela sila entitled: “Lambing ng Kambing”. Si Delle ang lambing, si Chico ang kambing.
- TYDY – May kumuha sa inyo ng multi-show TV deal. Kayo na ang magiging hosts ng: Damayan, Concert at the Park at Eumorpho: Lakas Tao.
- Ms. Jermaine – Si Della na ang May magandang blog, at si Chico naman ang maganda.
- Yontefian – Magpo-propose si Chico kay Delle, at aaminin nilang si Delle pala si Baby Whale!
- Kylakoid – That RX doesn’t exist; we’ve all been incepted.
- Leingod – May kambal si Chico at pasalit-salit sila all these years. No difference, kasi parehong may katok yung dalawa sa ulo.
- Marcus – C&D will be in a movie w/ Dingdong & Marian & Piolo & KC. Chico will be 3rd party kay Dingdong-Marian. Si Delle kay Piolo-KC. Ending: C-D, KC-Marian, Dingdong-Piolo.
- Uglykidjoey – Makukulong si Chico, at si Delle ang nagpakulong sa kanya.
- Winthoughts – Matagal nang kasal yung dalawa. Ang big reveal, magpapa-annul na sila.
- Darkmoonfaerie – Chico and Delamar are fraternal twins, but one was stolen by a nurse to be given to another woman who lost her child.
- Mojacko – Yung #BigReveal pala ay may Summer Sale lang sa Robinson Malls, masyado tayong umasa.
