Boy, do I know how this feels. It’s tough when the one you love is swarmed by “applicants”. But technically though, this is between you and the one you love. The others are just checking out their chances. It’s you two who exchanged vows to commit to each other. So don’t hate on the wannabes, just make sure your heart’s caretaker can be trusted.
October 23, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who’s Flirting With Your Partner
- ThePusher – “Ang palay na lumalapit sa manok ko, ginagawa kong pinipig.”
- Idea Flurry – “Hindi new product ang boyfriend ko, walang free taste.”
- Lacrimosa – “Makuha ka sa isang tingin, bitch.”
- Mr. Miser – “Ang kay Pedro, kay Pedro. Ang kay Juan, kay Juan.”
- Doraemon – “Sorry, hindi siya pumapatol sa pangit.”
- Gracia – “Sorry ka, hindi na siya nakukuha sa rubber shoes at load!”
- Serolf – “Baka sumakit ang tiyan ng boyfriend ko sa panis mong mani.”
- Shok2ng – “Sige ka, isusumbong kita sa asawa ng boyfriend ko!”
- Natman – “Pare, may health insurance ka?”
- Brownman – “If he cheats with you, he’ll cheat on you.”
- No name – “Dude, pili ka: O.R., E.R., or R.I.P.?”
- KiD BuKid – “Wow, ahas…pero mukhang unggoy.”
- Salbahe – “Pare, naupakan ka na ba ng pogi?”
- ThePusher – Makati ba? Subukan mo kasing hugasan.”
- Vampire Girl – “He’s not into the ‘cheap hooker’ types.”
- McSneaker – “Dude, look at you. Look at me. Look at her. Do the math!”
- Sasha Purse – “I’m tempted to say something bitchy, but I’m afraid your pea-sized brain won’t get it.”
- KiD BuKid – “Baka gusto mong humabol sa Undas?”
- Realearlonline – “Sorry, she’s no longer for hire.”
- Reyna Maldita – “If you keep this up, you’ll have my newly-polished red nails across your pretty face.”
- Teacher Anne – “Sawa ka na sa buhay mo?”
- Karen – “He’s all yours. And here’s a tip: stock up on antibiotics.”
- Beowulf Teacher – “Spell DESPERATE. It’s starts with U.”
- Brooke – “Hey bitch, you want your next period to come out of your nose?”
- Marioh Caryo – “Good luck, gusto mo din ma hemorrhoidectomy?”
