The Top Ten Reasons Why Pinoys Make The Best Lovers

It’s not uncommon now to find Pinoys who are in relationships with people from other nationalities. Mix marriages/relationships are now unsurprising, unlike maybe just a mere 2 or 3 decades ago when having a non-Pinoy boyfriend or girlfriend would raise so many eyebrows. So let’s focus on what makes Pinoys (or Pinays) the best lovers EVER.

October 12, 2009 → The Top Ten Reasons Why Pinoys Make The Best Lovers – Sent in by Marioh Caryo

1. No name – Mas okay ang mga Pinoy kasi yung saging nila, “talop” na.
2. No name – Kahit ilang beses mo na binasted, tuloy pa rin ang ligaw at padala ng regalo.
3. Maldito – Ang Pinoy mabilis labasan…ng emosyon, unlike foreigners na insensitive.
4. No name – I don’t want to “park” my “car” in a “garage” that is just wiped, and not washed with soap!
5. No name – Ang Pinoy lang ang sanay sa sundot hatid.
6. Bombai – Ang kasabihan noong panahon ng gera, pag may dumating na Hapon, “DAPA!” Ngayon, may may dumating na Hapon, “TIHAYA!”
7. Maximo – Pag brownout, magaling gumawa ng baby.
8. Maldito – Sa Pinoy, walang aray. Sa foreigner, ulo palang, good luck na! Ibig sabihin, mas madaling mauntog ang matatangkad na foreigner.
9. Young Indy – Ang Pinoy damang-dama mo ang pagmamahal kasi hindi mahilig magsuot ng kapote.
10. Young Indy – Ang Pinoy pag pinawisan, ANG HOT! Pag foreigner pinawisan, ANGHIT!
11. Blitzkrieg and Infrared – Panalo ang mga lalaking Bisaya, kasi matigas ang dila.
12. Spoofy – Sa Pilipinas, ang turing sa asawang lalaki, panganay.
13. McDenzel – MAIKLI man ang pasensiya, MATIGAS naman ang paninindigan.
14. Cheyenne – Pinays don’t have bushy armpits like foreign women.
15. Maldito – Diba sa pagkain mas masarap kainin yung hindi na kailangang balatan?
16. Spoofy – Pag Feb 14, puno ang mga motels. Pag Feb 15, puno ulit, pero puro mga kabit naman.
17. No name – Pinoys are better because their mostly hairless. Yung foreigners may chest hair sa puwet.
18. No name – My Pinoy exes always spent for EVERYTHING. My boyfriend now, a German, always asks me when it will be my turn to pay for our dates.
19. Loi Pogi – The best talaga ang Pinoy lovers. Pero the worst ang mga Pinoy na biyenan.
20. Curt Smith – Ang Pinoy tamang-tama ang size, bite size, di ka maduduwal.
21. Maldito and Blitzkrieg – Sweet ang Pinoy, tayo lang ang may anniversary, monthsary, daysary at hoursary.
22. No name – Pinoys smell neutral. Americans smell like cheddar, Europeans smell like bleu cheese, and Indians smell like cumin.
23. Ivy – Aanhin mo ang malaki kung hindi naman matigas?
24. Mang Jose and West Ice Toshiba – Ang Japanese di alam ang concept ng lambing at karinyo, di tulad ng Pinoy.
25. Bombai – Magaling ang Pinay kasi sanay sa WIWI lang ang pahinga. Or in some cases, DIGHAY lang ang pahinga.

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