Wow, it’s been a long time since I last posted a Top Ten entry. The last one was December 23 of last year. And with the SG posts done, I can finally start posting Top Tens again. No better way to start off 2011 with a light, fun Top Ten about kid jokes. Enjoy!
October 5, 2009 → The Top Ten Kid Jokes – Sent in by: PurpleRose
- Weiss – Q: Why did Piglet look into the toilet bowl? A: To look for Pooh.
- Specialist – Q: Whats the hottest letter of the alphabet? Letter B. It makes oil Boil and urn Burn.
- Specialist – Q: What did the angels say to one another when they saw each other? Ans. “Halo!”
- Specialist – Q: What did Snow White say to the photographer who took her pictures? A: “Someday my prints will come.”
- Hard Candy – Q: Ano tawag sa maliit na nunal? A: Smole.
- Tzikitita – Q: Ano tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng kalbo? A: Homeless.
- No name – Q: Anong musical instrument ang masarap na dessert? A: Flute salad.
- Duffs – Q: Sino ang pumatay kay Koko Krunch? A: Cereal killer.
- No name – (While watching basketball) Dad: Ano nang score? Son: 50-45. Dad: Sinong lamang? Son: Eh di yung 50!
- No name – Q: Ano ang tawag sa anak ng Taong Grasa? A: Baby Oil.
- Ysmael – Johnny: Mommy, I want to play with grandpa again! Mom: Shaddap! You’ve dug him up five times already.
- No name – Kid: Nay, ano ulam natin? Mom: Tignan mo sa ref. Kid: Eh wala naman taying ref ah! Mom: Eh di wala tayong ulam!
- SPY Shadow – Asked what he wanted for Christmas, a boy shouted: “PSP!” The dad said: “Hey, don’t shout. Santa’s not deaf.” The kid answered: “I know, but Lolo is!”
- KiD BuKid – My niece once asked me: “What did the crocodile say after eating the clown?” The answer: “It tastes funny!!”
- Mirage34 – Teacher: If I had a kilo of beef and divided it into 2, what will I have? Kid: 1/2. Teacher: What if I split it again? Kid: 1/4. Teacher: If I split it again? Kid: 1/8. Teacher: If I split it again 5 more times? Kid: Giniling?
- No name – Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You poke her face.
- Specialist – Q: What is the strongest sea creatures? A: Mussels.
- Zapenath Paneah – Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck.
- Jodorant – Q: Bakit hinimatay yung mommy centipede? A: Kasi nagpabili si baby centipede ng Havaianas.
- Sasha Purse – Q: What’s smarter than a talking horse? A: A spelling bee.
- McDenzel – Q: Sinong US President ang magaling mag-saxophone? A: Eh di si John F. Kenny G.!
- Specialist – Q: Where do you park a dog? A: At a barking lot.
- KiD BuKid – My niece asked me once: “What part of a watch is never new? The answer: “The second hand!”
- RC and Cess – Q: What comes before Sunday? A: Burger and fries!
- Peds – Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems.
- No name – Q: Ano ang kaibahan ng gulay sa kulangot? A: Ang gulay hindi kinakain ng bata.
- Cheyenne – Teacher: “If I have 20 apples on one hand and 17 on the other, what do I have?” Kid : “Either very big hands or very small apples!”
- Cherry the Great – Q: What do you call a truck that ran over your toe? A: A toe truck.
- Cherry the Great – Q: Why did the Energizer bunny go to jail? A: He was charged with battery.
- Cherry the Great – Teacher: Could you please play a little attention? Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can!
- Essirahcair – Teacher: When is your birthday? Kid: April 7. Teacher: What year? Kid: Every year!
- Humidifier – Kid: Mama, kapatid ko po ba si Papa? Mom: Siyempre hindi! Bakit mo natanong? Kid: Kasi po dumedede din siya sa inyo eh.
