Funny I should be posting this, when we did something very similar this morning on our Christmas Eve Eve show. Everyone’s into the whole SMP thing, so I thought it was timely to do something a bit emo so close to the festive holiday of Christmas. This was done in October last year, but it’s perfect that I’m posting this today.
October 6, 2009 → The Top Ten Advice For The Loveless – Sent in by: Stephensoul
- Leila – Sometimes, you’re not really loveless, just loved less.
- KathyPie – Don’t be afraid of finding someone who’ll make you cry; find someone who’s worth the tears.
- Dexter – Ang taong gusto mo, parang ice cream: matutunaw pag tinitigan mo lang, kaya dapat, dilaan agad.
- Anna Herrera – Single does NOT equal loveless. Life is full of love, even without the romantic kind.
- Wandering Eneri – Some things are not worth rushing, especially something that you hope will last forever.
- Jose De Vengenge – Woody Allen: “To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness..I hope you’re getting this down.”
- Aldous Kim – Being loveless doesn’t give you the right to wreck other people’s relationships.
- Eien17 – Don’t start anything you know will end badly.
- Eien17 – The best feeling in the world is realizing you’re perfectly happy even without the person you thought you needed the most.
- Eien17 – You will not find someone better, if you won’t let go of the idea that you already let go of the best.
- Eric of Makati – If somebody asks: “Kumusta lovelife?” Just answer back: “Pakshet ka rin!”
- Mark Anthony Raygon – Dalawa lang yan: either choosy ka, or choosy sila!
- Eien17 – Sometimes, a happy ending does NOT include a Prince Charming.
- Ian024 – AMBROSE BIERCE: “Love – a temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
- Maximo – Parang pansit lang yan, wag mong kakamayin, kundi mapapanis.
- Polar Bear – Find someone who thinks you’re impossible to be with…but stays anyway.
- Loipogi – Woody Allen: “Love is the answer, but while waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
- Joey – No finance, no romance.
- Astroboy – Kung hindi ka para sa kanya, baka para sa akin ka!
- OscarDelaHopia – For loveless girls, puwede namang i-VIBRATE mode ang phone eh…para you’ll know agad that we’re calling.
- Infrared – Everyone is taken: either you are taken or you are taken for granted.
- Chelsea – If someone’s flirting with you, please cooperate.
- Blitzkrieg – Actions peak louder than whores.
- Ayem Mahyo – Don’t settle for Mr. Absolutely Wrong just because Mr. Right is taking too long.
- KiD BuKid – Iba ang loveless sa sexless.
- Mamski – Instead of using love the noun, try using love the verb instead.
- Nemotastic – Whoever comes is the right person. When it happens is the right time.
- Billie – If you can’t get love, give it.
- No name – My friend once said, “Kung ayaw sa ‘yo ng gusto mo, wag kang magagalit. Dahil meron ding may gusto sa ‘yo na ayaw mo. Quits lang kayo.
- Astroboy – Wag kang malungkot na wala pa siya, isipin mo nalang, malungkot din siya kasi wala ka pa.
