The Top Ten Signs That You Have A Big Ego

We did this at the time of the big Kanye West/Taylor Swift brouhaha, when Kanye interrupted Taylor’s speech at the VMA’s.  So we thought of getting into the ego. They say you can’t be a big star unless you have a big ego. Not necessarily the stereotypical “mayabang” type of ego, but someone who knows what he can deliver. So even those humble stars who don’t seem to have a stitch of arrogance, should still have strong egos. So humility has no place in greatness?

September 17, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Have A Big Ego – Sent in by Casper and Marioh Caryo

1. Slash – When 2 egocentrics meet, it’s an “I” for an “I”.
2. West Ice Toshiba – When it comes to my boss, the more I prove him wrong, the louder he shouts at me.
3. Forg – Your idea of compromise is the other person giving in to you.
4. RC and Cess – I have a churchmate who has 1 condition in looking for a boyfriend: She should never be made to apologize, EVER.
5. Wandering Eneri – If you apologize not because you were wrong, but because you want to be acknowledged for apologizing.
6. No name – You don’t want anyone teaching you anything because it puts you at an inferior position.
7. No name – To you, there is no such thing as 2nd best.
8. RC and Cess – I have a tito who padlocked their PS3 just because his son beat him at a game and he wouldn’t let anyone play until he’s practiced and mastered the game.
9. Honeycake John – Kung naka wang-wang ka kahit wala namang kotse sa kalsada.
10. Cherry/Suresh – You go on Twitter and expect people to follow you.
11. Mr. Perk – You think all tweets are directed at you as if the whole world revolved around you.
12. Gotgot – If your motto in life is: “Ikaw ang may kailangan, ikaw ang lumapit.”
13. Abernathy – When I told my girlfriend: “Shit happens.” She answered: “Not to me!”
14. Dru – My career mantra is: “Only people who are better than me have the right to be my boss.”
15. No name – If your idea of a “conversation” is you talking, and people listening.
16. Pink Baba – If your nickname is “storm”, not after the X-Men character, but because mas mahangin ka pa sa bagyo.
17. Racquel – If you cannot understand the concept of sympathy or empathy.
18. Racquel – Your Facebook album is all pictures of yourself, in various poses and expressions, mostly close-ups.
19. No name – When I told a classmate that I got a higher grade than hers, she took my test paper and checked for mistakes herself.
20. Arey Nola – Sa videoke, kailangan kumanta muna siya ng limang kanta, bago ipapasa sa iba.
21. No name – A friend of ours makes us wait for as long as 2 hours, but you can’t make her wait even for 10 minutes.
22. No name – Sheldon Cooper: “I’m smarter than you, therefore I can insult you.”
23. Avril Labong – I nominated myself for an alumni award when no one else would. I won.
24. No name – When you always thank God for making you perfect in this imperfect world.
25. Cherry The Great – If you retweet your own tweets.
26. Humdinger – If you consider other people’s flaws as entertainment.
27. No name – We have an officemate who, whenever we go for a team building, decides on who stays in a room together, who sits on the bus together, and where you will sit on the plane.
28. Young Indy – Your version of “I’m sorry” is “I forgive you”.