The Top Ten Lines That Would Look Good On A T-Shirt

One of my favorite topics. I can so imagine these on a shirt. I wouldn’t be surprised to find these in actual shirts (I’m sure a lot were taken from real shirts). Anyway, these are leagues better than those “My parents went to New York and all I got was this stupid shirt”-type prints.

September 15, 2009 → The Top Ten Lines That Would Look Good On A T-Shirt – Sent in by: RabidThought

1. Nickeltro and Shezzo – “STUD: STD all around U.”
2. Homer Singson – “Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.”
3. An’Di’Licious – Front: A pic of 1up mushroom from the game Mario Bros. Back: “Get a life.”
4. KiD BuKid – Front: Picture of a female dog baring her teeth. Back: “This bitch bites.”
5. King Corn – In a magazine, I saw Kirsten Stewart wearing a shirt that said: “You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.”
6. No name – “Why be difficult when with a little more effort, you can be impossible?”
7. West Ice Toshiba – In Tutuban, I bought a shirt that says in front: “PAKAPLOG.” At the back: “Pansit, Kape, Pandesal, Itlog.”
8. Sawyer – “Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”
9. I. N. Cognito – “I hope life isn’t a comedy, because I don’t get it.”
10. Jerowan – “If we are what we eat, then I’m Fast, Cheap, and Easy.”
11. No name – “Malaki ang titik ‘O’. “
12. Gromek – Front: “I’ve got the body of a god.” Back: “Buddha.”
13. Rodel – I bought a shirt online that says: “For the nth time, hindi ako si JOHN LLOYD!”
14. Abernathy – “Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not.”
15. Amber – “I’m single. Wanna change that?”
16. No name – Shirt had picture of a ruler and a rock. The ruler tells the rock: “You rock!” The rock tells the ruler: “You rule!”
17. Espeks – “Tama na! Sobra na! Palitan na! – brief.”
18. Sasha Purse – “Mirrors don’t talk. And lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.”
19. McSupremy – “I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist. But I couldn’t find an opening.”
20. Clueless Angel – BITCH: Babe In Total Control of Herself.”
21. Oscar Dela Hopia – “The earth is full. Go home!”
22. Cygnet – “Life is short, get out of mine!”
23. Ocean Deep 24 – “SIPSIP: Socially Inept Person Seeking Instant Personality.”
24. Marioh Caryo – Tshirt worn by a girl with huge boobs: “I wish these were brains.”
25. Sasha Purse – “Your IQ results came back…it’s NEGATIVE!”
26. Zachi – “Rehab is for quitters.”
27. Zachi – “Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.”
28. Baldugers – “To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!”
29. Baldugers – “Yoga is for posers.”
30. Fanjals – “Breathe in, breathe out. Repeat if necessary.”
31. Fanjals – “Why procrastinate when you can do it tomorrow?”
32. SqueakyRose – “Buddhists: Don’t hate, meditate.”
33. Marioh Caryo – “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
34. Marioh Caryo – “All men are idiots, and I married their king!”
35. KuyaBob – “Aanhin pa ang condom, kung pareho naman kayong bottom.”
36. No name – “Don’t English me, I’m panic!”
37. No name – “Sith happens.”
38. No name – “Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night.”
39. No name – Front: Picture of the Twitter bird. Back: “I don’t need 140 characters to say f*ck you.”
40. No name – “Tiyo Paeng mo ko.”
41. Lucio – T-Shirt for medics: “The louder you scream, the faster we come.”
42. Ms. Twiggy – “I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.”
43. No name – F_CK, all I need is U.”
44. Niknokniknoknik – “Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.”
45. No name – “I, Jack, called last night”