The Top Ten Signs That You Are An Obsessed Lover

Oh, these are the scary, Fatal Attraction-types I’m deathly afraid of! But then, sometimes we become that which we hate.  i must admit, when I was younger, I’d have some stalker tendencies, but thank heavens I didn’t become one.  I was shown early on how unpleasant stalkers are so I told myself I didn’t want to be one.

September 11, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are An Obsessed Lover – Sent in by Khaiann

1. YñaKì – It’s love if you write her romantic poetry. It’s obsession if you use your own blood.
2. Gotgot – If you have a picture of her beside your bed along with tissue and a bottle of lotion with aloe vera.
3. Mommo – I need to smell my boyfriend between the shoulder and the armpit, even in public!
4. Abernathy – If you stay stuff like: “If you cheat on me, I won’t do anything to you. But to your family and friends…”
5. Czarovic – Obsessed ka kapag ipinagsisiksikan mo pa ang sarili mo sa taong ginawa na ang lahat para mawala ka lang sa mundo niya.
6. Gooey Kablooey – If you call every 30 minutes to see who she’s with at that moment.
7. Abby – If you secretly attach a GPS on his phone so you know exactly where he is 24/7.
8. Joltino – If you’ve built a shrine dedicated to her, complete with pictures of her, underwear, hair, toenail clippings, that you were able to steal from her.
9. McDenzel – If you’re the type to break into her house, enter her room, just so you can watch her sleep.
10. SPY Shadow – If you pick up her discarded candy wrapper and keep it in your wallet so you can have a piece of her wherever you go.
11. No name – I have a friend who goes to Quiapo church everyday to light black candles and say some chants for her unrequited love.
12. Gotgot – If your first strategy in courting her is using gayuma.
13. KiD BuKid – It’s love if you have her on speed dial; you’re obsessed if you call her in the middle of the night, then hang up when she answers!
14. No name – You are obsessed if, everytime you think of her, you get a nosebleed.
15. No name – If they get a call from you, in a public place, and you go: “I can see you…”
16. No name – I had my birthday at Manor Superclub, and I forgot to invite my girlfriend, but she showed up in front of Manor holding a red rose while wearing a creepy dress.
17. Karla – I have a huge crush on a celebrity. I give blowouts and treat friends during his birthdays, I cry everytime I see pictures of him with his girlfriend, and I have dozens of letters to him that I never sent.
18. B. – Edgar Allan Poe: “So I lie there with my life, my darling, my bride, there in her sepulchre by the sea.”
19. No name – If you’ve kept every single text message she ever sent you, because you can’t get yourself to delete them through the years.
20. Loi Pogi – If you hack into her Facebook account and you delete all his exes, at lahat nung mas magaganda sa iyo.
21. Acer – If the thought of her in a Sailormoon costume is enough to give you an orgasm.
22. Starbuko – I used to keep a strip of paper with my girlfriend’s perfume in my wallet. And everytime I miss her, I take it out and sniff it lovingly.
23. No name – You video yourself making love to her, then when you’re alone, you get off watching the same videos you took.
24. Mr. Perk – I had a friend who was obsessed with a basketball player. She’d be there during practices. And when rumors started spreading that she was his mistress, she even helped spread the rumor around.
25. Nickeltro – If she won’t accept your friend request, you view her account from a common friend then download all her photos.
26. Blitzkrieg – If you know everything about her, even her menstrual cycle.
27. No name – The Miss Venezuela of 1997 was kidnapped by a fan. All that trouble, just to get an autograph from her.
28. Kimugee – I didn’t erase my present boyfriend’s first ever text message to me which was: “hello. “. And I locked it so it won’t be deleted.
29. Delta – I record all my phone conversations with my boyfriend. Then I listen to them again, this time, listen to the noises in the background, in case I hear something suspicious.
30. Niknok – I have a friend who “borrowed” a sweaty basketball jersey from her crush and at home she wore it for a week. Without washing it.
31. Luka Mommy – If your husband checks your Facebook friends and asks you the identity of every guy there, who they are, and where you’ve met.
32. Tricia – You spend all your free time trying to guess the passwords to all his accounts.
33. No name – I have a friend who’s been crushing on this guy, and for the past 5 years, she’d check his Facebook EVERYDAY just to check if his status is still “single”.
34. Nickeltro – You go to a shoe store and you buy every shoe that she tried on.
35. Dong & Lai – CSI NY: Man keeps a beach ball that his dead wife blew into, because it still contains her breath.