I was never into parties. As a teenager in the 80′s, i was the awkward-looking wallflower. And when we went to a punk/new wave party, not having metal or any hardware in my outfit, I wrapped a dogchain around my waist, complete with leather strap handle. My friends wouldn’t come near me with a 10-foot pole. I guess I was the type of person who’d say one of these statements.
August 28, 2009 → The Top Ten Things You Should Not Say During A Party – Sent in by: Hannah Banana/Abernathy
- Paul Ignatius – (true story) At an album launch after party at a bar in Timog, the tactless host joked: “Wow, ang daming tao! Ganitong-ganito yung sa Ozone!”
- Ang Manunusok – (at a pool party) “Wooh! Wet na wet na ko!”
- Laham – “Ako ang magbo-blow! Magaling ako mag-blow!”
- Chatsworth – (when taking pictures) “Huwacky! Huwacky!”
- Janaque – “Sorry folks, this is a no-alcohol party!”
- Poljeffrey – “O, boys on the left, girls on the right. No mixing!”
- TheFireBelow – (at a wine and cheese party) “Ano?!? Walang kanin at ulam?”
- Sooperpanduh – (at a baby shower) “So who’s the daddy this time?”
- Sooperpanduh – (after you use the toilet) “I think you’ll need a plunger…”
- Pia Pong Pies – “Panis ang pansit! Panis ang pansit! Panis ang panseeeeeetttttt!!!!!!!”
- Clayton Boy Toy – (during a pool party) Kid: “Yaya, poo-poo!”
- Jud_enz – “May dala na akong mga Tupperware para sa take home!”
- Oscar Dela Hopia – (during a stag party) “Raid! Raid!”
- Humdinger – (at a party at Embassy) “Mga ‘tol, nagbebenta ako ng yosi at tubig kung gusto niyo, ha?”
- Greg – “Drugs! Drugs kayo diyan!”
- Abdula – (during a despedida) “Mag-ingat ka ha, baka mag-crash yung eroplano mo!”
- Duckie – (during a wedding reception) “Congrats on your FIRST wedding!”
- Bronson – (to the groom at the reception) – “Hoy bakla, pangatawanan mo itetch ha!”
- Gracia – (if you’re the host) “Hanggang isang balik lang ha!”
- Your Highness – “Welcome, to the siyokeng siyokoy pool party!”
- Juggernaut – (during body shots) “Iwasan mo yung buni…”
- Gooey Kablooey – “Puwede mag-take home?”
- Jonpogi – (during a stag party) Guest: “Ang pangit naman ng pokpok na kinuha niyo!” Groom: “Pare, fiancee ko yan…”
- Dennis Pinch – (during a stag party) “Group hug!!!”
- Neodontin – “May LBM daw yung caterer…”
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Here’s my favorite… Neodontin – “May LBM daw yung caterer…”
Makarinig ako ng ganyan, nakakwalan ng gana… tibayan ng sikmura to!!!!
hey chico, I know this is way not related but a video made by The onion news is going around about Justin Bieber who was “allegedly” caught because he was not a real teen sensation, rather a a 51-yr. old pedophile. It was just crazy because i think when you get to see the first few parts of the video, it looked realistic. Check the article and video here: http://www.penyamun.com/celebrities/justin-bieber-rumored-pedophile.php
I swear a lot of people were tricked
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Panalo yung no.21 (body shots on someone with buni) scary!
Gracia – (if you’re the host) “Hanggang isang balik lang ha!” – masabi nga ito sa isang party.hehe
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haha like this “Bronson – (to the groom at the reception) – “Hoy bakla, pangatawanan mo itetch ha!”
hahaha ..liked it too!
hi chico! I cant send to 2299 anymore using my office issued mobile. We think they blocked us from sending messages. Grrr!!! Same with “jeng” who happens to be my officemate. we are so doomed not having to connect with you both (delle & you). ANyway, will try to register again using my son’s other mobile.