The few breakups I’ve had were mercifully short on dialogue. I’m not one to beat a dead horse, so when it’s time to cut, I try to cut clean, and cut quick. I don’t really see the need to analyze and deconstruct the dissolution of a union, mainly because I need to get on the next boat. The longer we stay to discuss the post mortem, the longer I have to wait until I can pursue my future happiness.
August 25, 2009 → The Top Ten You’ve Said Right Before, During Or Right After A Breakup
- Jerguin22 – “8 inches of sausage isn’t worth buying the whole pig.”
- Mike And Lumina – “True love never keeps a man from his destiny.”
- Mu-langot – This is what I told my cheating ex: “You dug your grave, now lay in it.”
- Boknoi – “I don’t miss you anymore. I miss who you once were or at least who I thought you were.”
- No name – “Losing you doesn’t make me any less of a person.”
- Eatingmashin – “Ay, ang ikli pala ng ‘forever’ mo…”
- Jerguin22 – “You don’t realize how much you love someone until they stop loving you.”
- Ur Gurl Next Door – “Life shouldn’t end where heartaches begin.”
- Ur Gurl Next Door – “Kung continents nga naghihiwalay, tayo pa!”
- Mikaelo15 – “Eh di umalis ka, maghahanap nalang ako ng bakla!”
- Jerguin22 – “If you’re crying a river, build a bridge, then get over it!”
- Jerguin22 – “Moving on is easy, it’s what you leave behind that’s difficult.”
- Dru – “Nobody breaks my heart and gets away with it!”
- Purplerose – “My best revenge is to let her keep you.”
- Desty – “I used to care, but now I take pills for that.”
- Mr. Perk – “Bakit ka galit, diba ako naman ang iniwan mo?”
- Young Indy – “Hindi ka madaling kalimutan, pero mahirap kang mahalin.”
- Joanna Sas – “It’s hard to know that you’ll never remember the things that I’ll never forget.”
- Sephulturero – “You didn’t break my heart; you broke my faith.”
- Satine Pastel – “Let’s end this now while we’re still okay. I don’t want to hate what I used to love.”
- Manoy Joe – “It’s not you, it’s me…okay it’s mostly you.”
- Bonn Ryan – “Tandaan mo lang. hindi ko na ulit sinusubo ang iniluwa ko na.”
- Kat Pasaway – “Where there is pain, there is feeling. And where there is feeling, there’s hope.”
- No name – “There’s a reason why people from our past are not part of our future.”
- Eien17 – “He gave me n0thng, and he t0ok it with him when he left.”
- Eien17 – “I must abandon the life we’ve planned, for me to get to the life that’s waiting for me.”
- No name – “I stopped being your wife when you stopped treating me like one.”
- The Fire Below – “Is this the part where you say those words that will destroy me for life?”
- Father Marcus – “Don’t worry, your sex tapes are safe with me…”
- Manoy Joe – “Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.”
