The Top Ten Funny Friend Quotes

It’s nice to have funny friends.  No offense to depressing friends, but you need people who make you laugh to lighten the already heavy load of leading difficult, unhappy lives.  Can you imagine if you were surrounded by sad, emo, depressive people?  It w0n’t be long before you’re the same yourself.  Thank heavens I have funny friends.

August 4, 2009 → The Top Ten Funny Friend Quotes

1. Sawyer – My friend once told me: “I’m single by choice. Their choice.”
2. Scrambledegg – We were talking about animated films when a friend said: “Teka, teka, sino bang hinahanap sa Finding Nemo?”
3. No name – A friend once asked me: “Pag nalaglag yung ipis sa sabon, lumilinis ba yung ipis, o dumudumi yung sabon?”
4. HappyGirl – A classmate who was called to the principal’s office came back and huffed: “Hay nako, akala ko pa naman kung ano na!  Nasusunog lang pala yung bahay namin!”
5. Abbie – We had a friend we suspected is gay. One time, he was walking a little too close to a cliff, so another friend blurted out: “Huy, baka mahulog ka sa bading!” (dapat bangin)
6. No name – A friend who was trying hard to speak English blurted out: “Hmmm…I smell something pussy…”
7. JaBaBoy – Host in school pageant: “How did your colleagues react to global warming?” Classmate: “What is that…colleagues?”
8. Kotonbad – Client: “Can you book my daughter for a flight from New York to Los Angeles?” Friend: “Is your daughter a boy or a girl?”
9. Blogaholic – Me: “Tara, laro tayo ng Scrabble!” Friend: “Sige! Wrong spelling wrong?”
10. Oceandip27 – Me: “Wanna watch Ocean’s 12?” Friend: “Ay, hindi ko pa napapanood yung Ocean’s 1-11 eh!”
11. Gracia – A friend who was about to administer a rectal exam told her patient: “Hinga lang po sa puwet…”
12. Ang Manunusok – I consider my mom as a friend, so I hope this counts. She’s weird, she once texted me this message: “Bulaga! Sana nagulat ka.”
13. RC and Cess – Me and my classmate were asked to go to the principal’s office for misbehaving. The principal said: “Bibigyan ko kayo ng LEKSYON!” My classmate answered: “Wow, favorite ko yang LECHON!
14. Jarod Kelanen – Upon returning from Europe, I brought my friend pasalubong. When she got it, she said “Wow Belgian chocolates! Galing Switzerland?”
15. No name – One time I asked my friends kung sino yung artistang gumanap na Joker na namatay sa drug overdose. Friend1: “Hitler something…” Friend2: “Tanga! Si Heath Leather!”
16. Jorik – When our teacher asked us to say something about our parents, my friend said: “My parents own a boutique.” Teacher: “Oh, they’re into fashion?” Friend: “No, medicine.”
17. No name – A friend couldn’t hear the person he was talking to on the phone. He looks at his cellphone then goes: “Ay kaya pala, naka silent mode!”
18. Clara – My friend told me while I was making my thesis: “Ipagmalaki mo yang mga eyebags mo, pinagpuyatan mo yan!
19. JT23 – While doing community service in a depressed area, my friend needed to poop. I warned him that the bathroom was really dirty. He said: “Walalng maduming kubeta sa taeng palabas na!”
20. Mr. Perk – In Thailand, a friend wanted to ask what a local banana delicacy was called and how much it was. He ended up asking: “How much do you call that?”
21. Cheyenne – I once overheard a friend singing the song “Burn” by Tina Arena: “I just wanna eat a poet…with rice.”
22. Estelle – One time I asked my friend (we’re both girls): “Gusto mo CONVOY tayo?” She shouted: “Shet, ikaw din?” (Akala niya I said TOMBOY. Ayun, nag-out siya ng di oras)
23. Klarizzle – A friend told a Taiwanese classmate: “You’re Taiwanese? I love Thailand!”
24. Jackemon – While at Puerto Galera, my friend couldn’t decide if she should still swim or rinse off already. She ended up saying: “Ano kaya, maliligo pa ba ko o maliligo na ko?”
25. Billie – My friend was trying to remember the word BATHALA. Friend1: “Ano yung pangalan ni God?” Friend2: “Yahweh?” Friend: “Hindi! yung may TH sa gitna!” Friend2: “Jethuth?”

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