The Top Ten Funniest Non-Joke Texts You Ever Received

The days when text messaging was free seems so far away now.  I remember when I got my first mobile phone in 1997, I was so aliw with the concept of text messaging.  I had one other friend who had a cellphone so it was just me and him exchanging SMS until one by one, our other friends got on the bandwagon.  So when they started charging, it felt weird, like the time they started charging for water, which was free for the longest time.  I wonder if the time will come when we’ll be charged for air?  Anyway, sometimes the inadvertent funny texts, the ones that weren’t meant to be funny, are the funniest.

July 6, 2009 → The Top Ten Funniest Non-Joke Texts You Ever Received

1. Lois – My mom texted: “Anak, dito ka na sa bahay kumain.” Touched, I texted back: “Ok ma, pauwi na ko!” She texted back: “Mag take-out ka ng KFC.”
2. No name – My friend texted their yaya asking what they were having for lunch. The yaya texted back: “barvekyo en sapsoy.”
3. Kitty Purry – I have a friend who always texts: “Ha?” as if hindi niya narinig yung sinabi mo.
4. Tres – A friend missent this message to his crush, instead of the intended recipient, his mom: “Mama, malambot pa din tae ko…”
5. Supertatay – My friend once angrily texted me: “Ano ba?!? Miscol ako ng miscol sa yo, di mo naman sinasagot!”
6. No name – During a school reunion, I texted a classmate: “Nasan ka na? Ibibigay ko sa yo donation ko.” His reply: “I’m cumming! Give it to me!”
7. Lui – I texted my mom: “May ulam ba diyan?” She answered: “Wala, clear ang skies.” Ang basa niya ulan.
8. Supermom – I texted my driver if he parked na, and he texted back: “Yes mom!” (dapat ma’am)
9. Nathalie – I texted a lesbian friend: “Wer na u?” She texted back: “Sa puso mu.”
10. RC and Cess – I texted my kapampangan friend if he found his license. Kahit sa text nawala yung mga “H”. His text: “Indi ko maanap sa baay.”
11. Gaston – Our maid texted me her grocery list for the day: “paper plets”. So I bought paper plates. Yun pala, black pepper and Pledge.
12. Mr. Perk – I once received a text from a friend: “Happy Birthday! Kita-kits tayo mamaya sa surprise party mo!”
13. Blitzkrieg – Cousin: “Wer na u? D2 na me sa waiting shade.”
14. KiD BuKid – My nephew, when he got his first cellphone, texted everyone this message: “Guys, tignan niyo tong bago kong cellphone! Ang ganda no?”
15. Ginny – A blockmate texted me: “Can I have your cellphone number?” (uhm, paano niya ko na text?)
16. Quin – A text exchange between me and a suitor. Him: “Tulog ka na?” Me: “Oo.” Him: “Ok, ako din tulog na.”
17. Malekith the Absurd – My friend texted me this message: “Pare nakita mo ba cellphone ko?”
18. No name – My friend texted me when she bought a new phone: “nasanangspacebarngsamsung?”
19. Josh – My brother texted me: “Pag naubusan ka ng load, i-text mo lang ako!”
20. Chill – A freind texted me: “Yung Starbuck ba may S?”
21. No name – When passing requirements in school, I texted a friend: “Naku, nakalimutan ko yung 1×1 ID picture!” She texted back: “Hayaan mo, may extra ako, bibigyan kita!”
22. Renbal – An employee once texted me: “Sir, please call urgent, text back!” (so ano nga?)
23. Blitzkrieg – A friend once texted me: “Wow, nasusunog building namin! Ang saya-saya!”
24. McMaki – My mom has a bad habit of texting just “k” no matter what you text her. So I texted: “Ma, please naman wag laging k lang ang text back mo.” She replied: “k.”
25. No name – A friend sent to his crush this message: “Nasan ka, punta ka dito!” What he didn’t realize was, the “N” on his keypad didn’t work. So the actual message he sent went: “Asa ka, puta ka dito!”