RX Anniversary Party 2010

Before August ends, (tomorrow’s September already!) allow me to just greet RX a happy birthday!  The actual RX anniversary is August 23, which also happened to be the date of the now infamous hostage tragedy.  So the anniversary pretty much took the back seat on that fateful day.  But we eventually still was able to celebrate another year of blessings with a party last Friday, at White Avenue in Tomas Morato, with an all-white party!  All the jocks were spiffy in their white outfits and we had a blast!

The party was hosted by the well-suited (pun intended) Rico Robles, who regaled the crowd with his usual antics and off-beat sense of humor.  And then something happened and turned the night into a wilder one.  There were games involving some of our guests, and some of our jocks (mainly Francesca, Christi, and Gino).

The details and stories behind the photos will have to remain unwritten.  What happens in White Avenue, stays in White Avenue.  All I can say is, some of the antics on stage got the crowd squealing with delight and screaming for more!  It was awesome, to say the very least.  That’s why you have to attend RX parties so you get all the details on the fun I’m not allowed to speak of.  Just ask the ones who were there.  Hahaha! And did I mention there were pole dancers, two of whom were French?

And of course there were the RX jocks!  I must say, and I don’t say this just because I’m part of the team, but RX jocks really know how to party.  I’m the fuddy-duddy one in the group, so I don’t make the strongest case for this argument, but everyone else parties hard!  Woot-woo (okay, that’s about as wild as I go…)!

That was really fun!  Again, happy birthday Monster Radio RX 93.1!  Hope you guys can join us next year, for our RX anniversary party 2011!

The Top Ten Funny Comebacks

Comebacks should only be attempted by the quick-witted.  Numbskulls will end up getting hurt if they even tried.  The best comebacks are after arrogant pick-up lines or aggressive insults.  It’s like a boomerang.  You throw it, thinking it’ll hit someone, but it ends up biting you in the ass.

July 28, 2009 → The Top Ten Funny Comebacks – Sent in by Milan

  1. Acid Sarcasm – (True story: Guy comes up to me in G5) Guy: “Hi, I’m Jay, 31, a lawyer, single. And you are?” Me: “Married.”
  2. Angel Ring – Boy: “Where have you been all my life?” Girl: “Hiding from the likes of you.”
  3. Boknoi – Boy: “Will you have lunch with me?” Girl: “I’m busy. Can I ignore you another time?”
  4. No name – Boy: “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?” Girl: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
  5. Greg – Boy: “If I asked you to marry me, would you?” Girl: “If I told you to go to hell, would you?”
  6. Milan – Guy: “I would go to the ends of the earth for you.” Girl: “Good. Stay there.”
  7. JarodKelan – Boy: “If I could re-write the alphabet I’d put U and I together.” Girl: “If I could re-write the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.”
  8. The Trifler – Boy: “I know we both came to this bar looking for the same thing.” Girl: “Yeah, to pick up hot chicks!”
  9. The Trifler – Boy: “I can tell you want me.” Girl: “I want you…to leave.”
  10. Iceman_15 – Boy: “You’re place or mine?” Girl: “Both. You go to your place, I go to mine.”
  11. RC and Cess – Boy: “I’ve been waiting for you all my life!” Girl: “Keep waiting…”
  12. Astroboy – Boy: “How do you want your eggs in the morning?” Girl: “Unfertilized.”
  13. Angel In Disguise – Boy: “Baril ka ba?” Girl: “Bakit, dahil ang lakas ng tama ko sa iyo?” Boy: “Hindi, kasi ang lakas ng putok mo!”
  14. Mondster – Boy: “Bond, James Bond.” Girl: “Lost. Get lost.”
  15. No name – Boy: “Para kang drugs.” Girl: “Bakit, kasi nakaka-adik ako?” Girl: “Hindi, kasi sinira mo buhay ko!”
  16. Gossip Boy – Boy: “Can I have your number?” Girl: “It’s in the phonebook.” Boy: “But I don’t know your name!” Girl: “It’s in the phonebook too!”
  17. Eleganteng Burara – Student: “Sir, buti pa ang saging, may puso, kayo wala!” Teacher: “Ah ganon? Puwes, buti pa ang bulalo may utak, ikaw wala!”
  18. Carmine – Guy: “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?” Girl: “Maybe, I’m a receptionist at an STD clinic.”
  19. Joytuts – Friend1: “Kumusta na lovelife mo?” Friend2: “Tulad mo, hindi pa rin maganda.”
  20. Parry Hotter – Girl: “Kung ikaw ang asawa ko, paiinumin kita ng lason!” Guy: “Kung ikaw ang asawa ko, iinumin ko yung lason!”
  21. Joeshred – Boy: “What’s your sign?” Girl: “Do not enter.”
  22. Joeshred – Boy: “Wanna dance?” Girl: “No thank you.” Boy: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”
  23. Amia Jo – Guy: “If you come with me, I’ll give you a good time.” Girl: “Your mouth is writing checks your body can’t cash.”
  24. Young Indy – Gay1: “Sorry, I don’t do CHARITY.” Gay2: “Talaga, eh bakit ang dami mong FOUNDATION?”
  25. Seb – Boy – “Di kita ma-reach.” Girl: “Siyemre, unano ka, eh.”

Katy Perry Festival

Since it’s still a holiday tomorrow (at least for you guys), I thought I’d just post a chill set of videos, that wasn’t originally intended to be a Katy Perry festival, but it just so happen a lot of the stuff floating around YouTube somehow include Katy Perry.  The next 2 strangely thought of mashing togteher the same 2 songs: Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream and Bruno Mars’ Just The Way You Are. The first is more Teenage Dream, the second more Just The Way You Are.  See which version you like more.

Teenage Dream/Just The Way You Are – Mike Tompkins

Just The Way You Are/Teenage Dream – J.R.A.

This one I really find amazing.  The 2 songs really are identical.  I didn’t know just how much until I heard this mash-up.  Usually mash-ups tend to sound a bit pilit, but this one seamlessly intertwines the 2 tunes like how fat marbles beef.  Okay you can tell I’m hungry…

Tik Tok/California Gurls – DJ Placeboing

An early version of California Gurls using that multiple-voice-by-one-man trick.  Or whatever you call that.

California Gurls – J Rice

Okay, let’s end on a weird note. One of the MOST bizarre parodies of ANY song I’ve ever seen.  Twisted, actually.  Warning: nightmare-inducing.  That leery old guy’s face is really creepy.

California Gurls Parody

G11 versus S90

VERSUS

I need your help.  On the eve of my nude photography class, I’m in camera mode again.  I was supposed to get the Canon G11, but a friend showed me her S90, which has the same processor and same sensor as the G11, only in a much more compact body.  Plus, although the S90 is just around 4k cheaper, the under water case for the S90 is about 10k cheaper.  But some say G11 is still a smidgen sharper and it has a little more zoom.  I need it mainly for underwater photography because the D10 can only go down about 30 feet deep.  But with diving, we often go beyond 100 feet.  I’ve been vacillating every hour with which one I should go for.  The bigger, slightly better specs G11 or the smaller, cheaper S90.  Even the articles I’ve read on the internet have given conflicted opinions on the matter.  Some say G11 is better, while others say S90 is the way to go.  So calling on anyone who might have either camera (or better yet those who’ve tried both!) to give  your comments and feedback so maybe I could make a more informed decision?  Camera buffs?  Canon employees?  Photographers?  Techies?  Anyone?  I’m so confused! Waaah!!!

The Top Ten Most Memorable Headlines

How apt that the next schedule topic to be posted has something to do with headlines, with the Philippines in the international spotlight, for both the tragic hostage crisis and the lighter Miss Universe results (and with both Venus Raj and the 4 fans who went viral overnight). Humorous as the entries may be, they also highlight the tendency for many in the media industry to sensationalize what should otherwise be straight news.

July 27, 2009 → The Top Ten Most Memorable Headlines

  1. Suresh – “Tindera Ng Suka, Tinoyo!”
  2. Suresh – “Teacher Na Nagkamali, Tuturuan Ng Leksyon!”
  3. Kid Bukid – “Blood Bank: Hinoldap Ng Dugo-Dugo Gang!”
  4. Angel Shadowsong/Benjai Bonita – “Baklang Umawat Sa Away Ng Mga Pogi, Napasubo!”
  5. Astroboy – “Lalaking Mayabang, Nagpatuli: Lumaki Ang Ulo!”
  6. McDenzel – “Unanong Nanalo Ng Lotto, Nagmalaki!”
  7. Joltino – “Tornado Rips Through Cemetery, Thousands Dead!”
  8. McDenzel – “Kambing, Nag-Text: ‘Dito Na Me-e-e-e-e!’”
  9. RC and Cess – (As an answer to the goat headline) “Tupa, Nag-Reply: ‘Saan Ka Na Baa-a-a-a-a?’”
  10. Neneng – “Bulag Na Nag-Amok, Nagdilim Ang Paningin!”
  11. Alas – “Buntis Sinaksak, Sanggol Naka-Ilag!”
  12. OscarDelaHopia – “Tahanang Walang Hagdan, Inakyat!”
  13. OscarDelaHopia – “Kaso Ng Basurero, Binasura Ng Korte!”
  14. Mr. Perk – (Actual headline when La Salle lost last year to Ateneo) “Taft Bumaha…Ng Luha!”
  15. RC and Cess – (Actual tabloid headline) “Bgy. Mataas Na Lupa, Binaha!”
  16. Disaster 101 – “Pilay, Tinakbuhan Ang Utang!”
  17. Boknoi/Mondster – “Janitor Basketball Team, Nilampaso!”
  18. Boknoi – “Labanderang Palpak, Sinabon Ng Amo!”
  19. RVincent – “Off-Duty Cop Gunned Down By On-Duty Criminal!”
  20. Jackemon – “Asawa Ng Photographer, Nakunan!”
  21. RC and Cess – (About the midget actor saying an expletive on live TV) “Mahal, Nagmura!”
  22. Astroboy – “Panda Mating Fails – Vet Takes Over”
  23. Greg – (About a midget criminal psychic who escaped from prison) “Small Medium, At Large!”
  24. Estong Cruize – (Shameful actual local headline when Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed died in a car accident) “Di, Dodi, Dedo!”
  25. Boknoi – “Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax!”

Videos I Like 13 (The HAHA Edition)

Given how grave the mood has been the past couple of days, I decided to lighten the vibe a bit, at least on this blog, by posting some videos that might elicit a laugh or two. I could sure use a laugh or two myself…

We Love You Maria Venus Raj

This has become the most viral of all the Miss Universe videos that came out.  It’s so funny how these guys are sooo into it!  I was in tears laughing at how much they screamed and jumped when Venus was announced as the final contestant in the top 15.  This reminded me of that video with bunch of girls rooting for David Archuleta, only the ending they were waiting for didn’t go their way.  To refresh your memory:

American Idol Freakout

I would love to have both groups in the same room, watching something where each group is rooting for opposing sides.  Let’s see the fireworks when one group loses and the other wins.

Water Bed Prank

And I thought only the Japanese could come up with awesome pranks. Thanks to Astroboy for suggesting this video and the next one as well.

Kissing Test

Omigosh, I’m all for animal rights but that was gross!  I hope kissing monkeys is hygienic. I don’t know though which is better, kissing the monkey or spanking it?

BBC Weatherman Fail

You can’t appreciate just how funny this is until you pause during the part where he realizes that he’s on cam!  The expression on his face was priceless!

Dumbest Cops

Is this even real?  if yes, then I must say it’s law enforcement at its hilariously worst!

Cop Discovers “Hidden Weapon”

To be fair, the cop probably wasn’t used to jeans worn too low. You can see his hand feel for the belt first, assumed that was at the waist, then checked right above it, where a gun would most probably be tucked in.  Unfortunately, it was the man’s love gun.  I guess he wasn’t expecting a penis so high above the waistband.

Deer Steals Man’s Wife

Hahaha I don’t know why I find this too funny! Of course the deer wasn’t really stealing the wife, he was mounting her!  She just couldn’t hold his weight that’s why they started running.  Rudolph the horny reindeer.

Let me end with a video that isn’t HAHA funny, but for sure it’ll put a smile on your face:

World’s Farthest Shot

Incredible. Evan from The Legendary Shots throws a ball from the top of the Vulcan monument in Birmingham, Alabama. To their knowledge, this is the farthest shot (direct distance from shooter to goal) ever made. Whether it’s also the longest (horizontal distance) is debatable (Dude Perfect’s at Kyle Field is about the same length). The platform is 134 feet above ground level, and the ball was released from about 6 feet above the platform. The goal was 10 feet high and was placed about 10 feet below the base of the statue, meaning the height from hoop to shooter was 140 feet.

OK FINE.  I promised that this would be a light post, but I couldn’t help but just add a p.p.s. to this set.  Here’s a video of the Serbian Special Forces showing the world how it’s done.  For sure we could use some tips from these guys when it comes to hostage situations that merit speed, decisiveness, and precision.  Very impressive.

Media Guidelines For Hostage-Taking Crises

This is an incredibly insightful article on something that was in the forefront of the tragically concluded hostage drama involving the Hong Kong nationals.  I suggest you read it because it’s something that everyone needs to know, whether you’re a media practioner or not. For the full article, click HERE.

Inasmuch as I may have my personal opinions on the matter, I wouldn’t have any idea on the rules of engagement as far as the police are concerned.  Many say they were incompetent, others argue  that they did the best they could under their much compromised position.  But on the part of media, which we are a part of to a lesser degree, I very much feel the need to weigh in on the urgency of redefining our respective roles in situations like this.  That’s why I find this article fascinating because many of these guidelines were either unknown by may mediamen or simply ignored.  Since I assume you read the full article, let me just focus on some salient points.

“Always assume that the hostage taker, gunman, or terrorist has access to the reporting. “

“Avoid describing with words or showing with still photography and video any information that could divulge the tactics or positions of SWAT team members.”

Early on, we already knew that Rolando Mendoza had access to both radio and TV reports on what was happening.  So it’s safe to assume that all media outlets know that whatever they throw out there could potentially be heard or watched by the hostage-taker.  And yet the blow-by-blow reports of everything that was happening could be seen and heard over any media outlet.  That’s why now, congress is studying a new law requiring media blackouts during hostage situations.  Even P-Noy told the media that if he ordered a blackout, he would be accused of censoring media or curtailing press freedom.  He alluded once again to the Peninsula debacle, where the media refused to leave ground zero, on the basis of press freedom, allegedly hampering the military’s efforts to storm the place.  I remember when I was in Seattle, there was a hostage situation that was broadcast.  Everyone reported on it, but there was no footage, no details, no live coverage until AFTER the situation was resolved.  It was only then that the TV stations aired all the footage they took while it was happening, after the broadcast could no longer affect the outcome of the crisis.

“Fight the urge to become a player in any standoff, hostage situation, or terrorist incident. Journalists should become personally involved only as a last resort and with the explicit approval of top news management and the consultation of trained hostage negotiators on the scene.”

Stone stone in the sky, if you’re hit, don’t mad.  Let’s face it, there are mediamen who exude grace and class whenever they cover any high-tension situation, regardless of their stress level.  Think Cheche Lazaro.  But there are also those who exude the opposite, and epal their way into the situation, becoming part of the tableau, participating, instead of merely chronicling the events as they unfold.  Many personalities have become so much larger than their actual role as media, that they become the news, instead of merely documenting it.  Nowadays, many media personalities would give an arm and a leg to somehow have a part in the drama, no matter how little their expertise in such matters, just to outscoop the competition.

“Strongly resist the temptation to telephone a gunman or hostage taker. Journalists generally are not trained in negotiation techniques, and one wrong question or inappropriate word could jeopardize someone’s life. Furthermore, just calling in could tie up phone lines or otherwise complicate communication efforts of the negotiators.”

Just now I watched on TV that in the middle of the hostage drama, at least one TV station had a reporter talk to Mendoza on the phone.  Regardless of what they talked about, that was really a risky move.  When you have multiple people, including those outside of the negotiating panel, talking to a disturbed,  highly-stressed, and in some cases possibly near-deranged hostage-taker, you increase the chances of agitating an already unstable personality to a dangerous tipping point.  Regardless of whether or not you aired the phone conversation, it was a possible monkey wrench in an extremely delicate negotiation.  One wrong word could spell the difference between resolution and tragedy.  It would really have been most prudent to leave the talking to the actual negotiators.  Imagine if all news outfits did the same?

“Challenge any gut reaction to “go live” from the scene of a hostage-taking crisis, unless there are strong journalistic reasons for a live, on-the-scene report. Things can go wrong very quickly in a live report, endangering lives or damaging negotiations. Furthermore, ask if the value of a live, on-the-scene report is really justifiable compared to the harm that could occur.”

In this competitive and cuthroat day and age, many broadcast journalists actually welcome being in the middle of any newsworthy crossfire, to get a leg up on the competition, or in some cases  to make a name for themselves.  There is no such thing as “challenging any gut reaction to go live”.  If there is a hostage crisis, ALL media outlets will have at least one team to cover it live.  Don’t get me wrong, I was GLUED to the television, eating up every morsel of the events as they happened.  As a consumer, if it’s available, we’ll lap it up.  But as a media man, you wonder what all that information could entail to a touch-and-go situation where lives hang in the balance.  I guess it’s up to congress to decide that.

“Be very cautious in any reporting on the medical condition of hostages until after a crisis is concluded. Also, be cautious when interviewing hostages or released hostages while a crisis continues.”

Just reading the tweets during the crisis, you’ll see just how much chaos unreliable information can cause.  First the bus driver said everyone was dead, which spread like wildfire.  It wasn’t until after the final gunfire that we discovered many survivors.  But that’s just it, all sorts of information, some confirmed, many unconfirmed, are released for public consumption, even to the utility of the hostage-taker.  He can very well plan his next move depending on what he watches on TV.  At the very moment of the assault, the police’s positions and movements, from all angles of the bus, was broadcast as they tried with futility to launch a surprise attack.  If the TV was still on, Mendoza would have known EXACTLY how many policemen there were, where they were positioned, and what they were about to do.  The police on the other hand, had ZERO information about what was happening inside the bus.

“Exercise care when interviewing family members or friends of those involved in standoff situations. Make sure the interview legitimately advances the story for the public and is not simply conducted for the shock value of the emotions conveyed or as a conduit for the interviewee to transmit messages to specific individuals.”

Many consider the arrest of the brother, Gregorio Mendoza, as the point where things irretrievably took a turn for the worse.  It was after the brother resisted arrest, splashed all over our TV’s, that Mendoza fired his first shots.  Many opined that he witnessed what was happening and further agitated his already turbulent disposition.  On the part of the police, many find that the timing of the arrest was severely misplaced.  On he part of the media, many find that had they not broadcast the arrest, had it been carried out under the radar, then Mendoza might not have been pushed off the emotional edge.

Understandably when this much sh*t hits the fan, fingers will be pointed.  But maybe more than blame, there should really be a thorough post-mortem on what went wrong.  Obviously this will include identifying the mistakes and who made them.  With the exception of mistakes that warrant legal repercussions, it’s not so much to punish, but to improve.  True, the police assault could have been leagues more efficient, but should they be punished for bungling the rescue?  Maybe each one should find improvement in their own backyard.  The police should beef up their training and equipment, learn from more advance police forces from abroad, and read up on the latest studies on hostage situations.  On media’s part, maybe the law should redefine what our role is in situations like this BEFORE the need arises.  We should know the boundaries and limitations of our so-called press freedom.  When should we forge on?  When do we back off?  These are questions that will merit many debates before they are resolved.  But whatever the outcome may be, it will dictate how future crises like these will play out.

CATS In Manila

The whole Cats saga began when my photo buddies and I decided to watch Cats in Manila way after the run started, in fact we bought our tickets right after the final extension was announced.  It was a harrowing experience to say the least. I’ll try to condense this in a few sentences.  First when we got to Ticketworld in GB1 at around 7:30pm, we found out that they close at 7pm.  Then, we rushed to the branch at G5, which closes at 8pm.  We got in the car and started driving to G5 when a cop flagged us down for a broken headlight. By the time we were done, we drove in heavy traffic inside Makati and got to the parking with barely 10 minutes to go.  We had no choice but to make a run for it, and let Greg’s pregnant wife Sharon park the car as we ran to G5 with less than 5 minutes before it closed.  Then, 3 credit cards fail to transact until we pooled enough cash to pay for the 6 tickets we needed.

On the day of the show, we decided that we would be extra early to avoid the rush and avoid a repeat of that exhausting day.  We got to CCP with a good 30 minutes to spare.  Even as we entered the theatre, we were amazed at how the stage looked.  By then I was really excited.  I was never really a big fan of the musical. My favorites were Jesus Christ Superstar and Hair, which are of a different funkier mold as far as musicals go.  When the video came out in 1998, I remember watching the VHS tape and fell asleep, and thereby never touching the tape ever again.  So I wasn’t really planning to watch until we all decided to, mainly for the reason that Lea Salonga was appearing as Grizabella.

But boy was I glad I watched.  What we experienced was a far cry from watching the video from a beanbag.  From the very first minute to the very last, it was amazing!  It might not be as great watched on TV, but the live experience was something else.  I heard some reviews were not glowing, but maybe because I’m no expert, but to me the whole spectacle was worth every single centavo we spent for the tickets (that was another reason we were quibbling about, because the ticket prices were pretty steep).  We weren’t very familiar with all the songs, but it was really fun to watch whether you knew the songs or not.  I think basically they got dancers who can sing, because the play was heavy on dance, with really difficult choreography reminiscent of SYTYCD performances.  But don’t get me wrong, the leads like Munkustrap, Old Deuteronomy and Grizabella all had incredible pipes.  What’s also nice was, every now and then, the cats would come down from the stage and “play” with the audience.  And to our delight, they did so extensively during the intermission.  About 5 cats came out and went into the audience.  Two cats even came to us and got Delle’s bag and started playing with it.  Here are some pics courtesy of Fritzie Lee:

Of course the highlight of the musical was the bravura performance of Lea Salonga singing the banner song of the play, Memory.  Wow, what a voice.  We all know how good she is, but every single time I hear her sing live, only then do I get an idea of just how good she really is.  From the gravelly low notes to the show-stopping high notes, the lady delivers.  It was just cute to note that at one point, the cast sings a version of Memory and one cat sang a few lines in Tagalog!  It was quite disconcerting to hear the incongruous lines that got everyone clapping.

By the end of the show, we were all hooked!  We were all humming along to lines from the songs, no matter how much we were inventing the lyrics.  And kudos to the rest of the cast, it wasn’t just about Lea Salonga, everyone else of the mostly Australian and British cast were incredible!  The audience can tell they were giving it their all whether they were dancing or singing and applauded them generously for it.  Theatre isn’t as popular in the country as movies and concerts are, but it’s really quite an experience.  It’s something that most Pinoys should explore because it’s a shame if you never get the thrill of watching actors and singers and dancers on stage performing right in front of you.  It’s the ultimate in 3D, if you think about it.  It’s just sad that yesterday was the last performance for this run.  Although I’m not much of a theatre-goer myself, watching Cats whetted my appetite once again to see more shows.

(Thanks again to Fritzie for the photos!)

The Top Ten Lines From A Cartoon

One of our busiest Top Tens since everyone has a favorite cartoon or two.  My favorite cartoon movie is still Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion rightly the only animated film to be nominated for best picture at the Oscars.  On TV, I’m splurging now on Avatar: The Last Airbender. I’m almost afraid to see the live action version of the cartoon. Well, these mostly came from The Simpsons and Spongebob Squarepants, and a couple from comicbooks (but we included them anyway).

July 23, 2009 → The Top Ten Lines From A Cartoon

  1. Sylar – (Samurai X) Sanosuke: “Hey, who died and made you Buddha?”
  2. Incognito – Tweety Bird: ”Don’t judge a book by its movie.”
  3. Tomodache – (Naruto) Sakura to Sasuke: “I have family, I have friends, but if you’re gone, to me, it will be the same as being alone.”
  4. Mr. Perk/Amia Jo/Eien17 – Homer Simpson: “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me…Superman!”
  5. Amia Jo – Homer Simpson: “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all life’s problems.”
  6. No name – Squidward: “Why do it today, if you have tomorrow?” Spongebob: “You do it today because today is yesterday’s tomorrow.”
  7. Amia Jo – Homer Simpson: “I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?”
  8. Camille – (Horton Hears a Who) Katie: “In my world, everyone’s a pony, and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”
  9. Neneng – (Ice Age) Sid: “I thought you were going to eat me!” Diego: “I don’t eat junk food.”
  10. Nekosci – Garfield: “I’m hungry, therefore I am.”
  11. Ian024 – Cosmo: “I don’t get it. If you’re NOT married to her, then why is she trying to kill you?”
  12. Ian024 – (Fairly Oddparents) Denzel: “Curse this obsolete 1-month-old technology!”
  13. Eien17 – The Simpsons) Superintendent Chalmers: “I’ve had it with this sch0ol – low test scores, class after class of ugly…ugly children.”
  14. Mamay – Pooh to Piglet: “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”
  15. Eien17 – (The Simpsons) Ralph: “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!”
  16. Sunday – (Ice Age 3) Possums: “What’s that sound?” Buck: “It’s the wind talking to us.” Possums: “What is it saying?” Buck: “I don’t know, I don’t speak wind.”
  17. Yoh – Hatake Kakashi: “Sorry I’m late, I got lost on the road of life.”
  18. Red Chocobo – Patrick to Spongebob: “Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.”
  19. Blair – Snoopy: “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll be a dog. Sigh…there’s so little hope for advancement.”
  20. Sunday – (The Sandman) Death: “‘Life is like a disease, sexually transmitted and invariably fatal.”
  21. Blair – Popeye: “I ain’t no tailor, but I know what suits me!”
  22. Eien17 – “Oh…loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.”
  23. No name – Spongebob: “Do you smell that? That smell, is the smell of a smelly smell that smells smelly.”
  24. Lost Soul – Naruto: “The place you return to, is the place where s0meone thinks of you.”
  25. Roskilde – (The Simpsons) Grandpa: “My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist…but he is not a pornstar!”
  26. Weiss – Homer Simpson: “God, I’d like to offer you this milk and cookies. If you want me to eat these for you please give me no sign.”
  27. Tinselbelle – Homer Simpson talking to aliens: “Don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids! EAT THEM!!!”
  28. Joy In Boots – (The Simpsons) Lisa: “I’m sorry your wife left you.” Grandpa: “That’s okay. The senility will take care of it.”
  29. Dark Passion Play – Homer Simpson: “”Books are useless! I only ever read one book – ‘How To Kill A Mockingbird’ and it gave me no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good is THAT?”
  30. Blitzkrieg – (Happy Feet) Memphis to young Mumbles: “Triumph begins with a TRY and ends with a great big UMPH!”
  31. No name – (Futurama) Bender: “Second place? That’s just a fancy word for loser!”
  32. Jack-D-Hammer/Baby ni Art – Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?” Patrick: “Wait for you to come back.”
  33. Simon Walker – (Saber Marionette) Hanagata: “Otaru, gusto mo hilurin ko ang likod mo gamit ang aking dibdib?”
  34. Pink Tonic – Dennis the Menace: “I’m bored. I haven’t gotten on anyone’s nerve today.”
  35. Boogoi – (Fate/Stay Night) Gilgamesh: “Some things are beautiful because you cannot possess them.”
  36. RC and Cess – (Mulan) Wushu: “I’m a dragon! Not lizard…I don’t do that tongue thing.”
  37. Penelope Pitstop – Garfield: “Diet is ‘die’ with a ‘T’.”
  38. JM/Eien17/OscarDelaHopia/Shiver – Bugs Bunny: “I like dead end signs. They have the decency to let you know you’re going nowhere.”
  39. Adam Lembot – (The Simpsons) Mayor Quimby: “You sir, are a moron!” Homer: “A Mormon? But I’m from planet Earth!”
  40. Adam Lembot – Alice: “Where does this road lead to?” Cat: “Where do you want to go?” Alice: “I…don’t really know.” Cat: “Then it doesn’t matter where this road leads you.”
  41. Devil Laugh Syndrome – (The Incredibles) “When everybody has superpowers, nobody will be super.”
  42. Espeks – (The Family Guy) Peter: “Dear McGyver, enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.”
  43. MangJose – (Toy Story) Buzz: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling…with style!”
  44. Dylan – (Calvin & Hobbes) Calvin: “Happiness isn’t good enough for me. I demand EUPHORIA!”
  45. PurpleRose – (Bleach) “There are two types of fights – the fight to protect life and the fight to protect pride.”
  46. Sipo’t Ubon – (Fairly Oddparents) Wanda: “Two wrongs don’t make a right.” Cosmo: “Three lefts make a right!”
  47. Nickeltro – (Lilo & Stitch 2) When Stitch was about to leave Earth, Lilo said: “I guess that’s why ‘Aloha’ means both ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’.”
  48. Abernathy – Homer Simpson: “We have a great life here in Alaska,  and we’re never going back to America ever again!”
  49. No name – (Death Note) L: “Risking my life and throwing it away are two different things.”
  50. No name – (Futurama) The leader: “He’s bluffing! No one would willingly make an idiot of himself.” Fry: “Obviously, you’ve never been in love.”

Indian Pole Gymnastics

This is my idea of partying on a Saturday night, watching a video of men of all shapes and sizes twisting themselves on what looks like a flagpole…in their underwear.  Pole dancers have nothing on these guys!  I don’t know if the popularity of this “sport” would  ever reach Olympic proportions and gain mainstream respectability, but it sure made my night!  I’m so sorry, I’m sure these men take this VERY seriously, and I’m sure very few people can do what they seem to do so effortlessly, but I think I’ll stick to badminton as my sport of choice.  But I must admit, I like their outfit of choice…I have a couple of red underwear in my drawers…