This is very close to my heart because my own mother is a MASTER at the guilt trip. All parents have this, but my mom is unparalleled. How many times have I heard statements like: “Paminsan-minsan silipin niyo lang ako sa kuwarto baka di niyo man lang mapansin na matagal na kong patay…” Anyone with parents like my mom would surely be nodding their heads in agreement.
July 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Things Parents Say To Make Their Kids Feel Guilty – Sent in by: Wolfhound
- Pixie Dust – “Pag ako baldado na, wag niyo na kong alagaan…gagapang nalang ako sa hukay…”
- Coachdanny – When my mom owes me money and I ask her to pay up, she goes: “Sige, bilangin din natin ang lahat ng ginastos ko sa iyo mula nung ipinanganak ka!”
- Mnemonic/Cheyenne/Slider14/Lui – “Pag namatay ako, ibalot niyo nalang ako sa banig at itapon sa ilog.”
- Urduja – “Pag nangingisay na ko sa sobrang pagod, isakay niyo nalang ako sa jeep at ipadala sa mumurahing ospital!”
- Boknoi – Mom: “Uy, birthday ko pala next week! Kahit wag niya na kong bigyan ng regalo, wag niyo na lang akong bigyan ng kunsumisyon.”
- Mr. Miser – On my mom’s birthday, I asked her what she wanted. She answered: “Initin niyo nalang yung lugaw na mas malamig pa sa ilong ng pusa…”
- Secret Whore – My mom would always tell us: “Nakadiri ang mga kabataan ngayon, ang lalandi! Buti pa ang mga anak ko, puro mga VIRGIN pa! Diba mga anak?”
- Jigen – I’m just an average student. When my cousin won a lot of medals, my mom said: “Haaay…ang sarap siguro magka-anak na tulad niya…”
- Dru – “Pa-Starbucks-Starbucks pa kayo! Ako nga, puro butas-butas na mga panty koh!!!”
- Chokneth – “Hayaan niyo, pag namatay na ko, wala nang maingay na magse-sermon sa inyo!”
- Doxie – Everytime we go to wakes or funerals, my mom would go: “Sana ako mabigyan ng bulaklak habang buhay pa, hindi yung kung kelan patay na.”
- Photnog – I was using the internet while my mother was doing all the chores. Out of nowhere, she told me: “Anak, pa-type naman diyan yung website na ‘www.buhaypakayasinanay.com’.”
- Jean – Whenever we scold our dad for eating unhealthy food, he goes: “Hayaan niyo, maghahanap nalang ako ng nitsong walang laman at doon ako hihiga para di niyo problemahin ang ipanglilibing sa akin!”
- No name – Everytime we don’t do my mom’s utos at once, she says: “Kung gamot sa namamatay ang iniutos ko sa inyo, patay na yung tao bago pa kayo makabalik!”
- Tabukeno – When my dad and I were arguing and voices were being raised, he said: “Wag mo kong tataasan ng boses hangga’t di mo naibigigay sa anak mo ang kahit na kalahati ng naibigay ko na sa iyo!”
- Jinggerzu – When I told my mom not to bang the receiver whenever she puts down the telephone because it’s “masakit sa tenga”, she said: “Mas masakit pa sa caesarian section nung ipinanganak kita?”
- Jinggerzu – “May anak ka ngang summa cum laude, kung tapak-tapakan ka naman, para kang tae!”
- KiD BuKid – My dad’s line: “Huwag na kayong bumisita dito tuwing Pasko, Bagong Taon o Birthday namin ng Nanay niyo…sa burol na lang namin.”
- Jill – “Pag ikaw na ang kumikita ng pera, kunin mo nalang akong katulong sa bahay mo.”
- YñaKì – “Ang swerte-swerte talaga ng yaya ng kapitbahay natin…may DAY OFF!”
- Melai – Everytime we ask our dad to eat dinner already, he would say: “Bakit may natira ba? Kakain lang ako pag may natira kayo…”
- No name – one time, my friend showed me a text his mom sent him: “Anak, FYI, buhay pa ko…”
- Coolvee – “Pag patay na ko, hukayin mo nalang ang bangkay ko para maipagtimpla pa rin kita ng kape.”
- DL Daughter – When I asked for the money my mom owed me, she said: “Babayaran kita sa utang ko, pero bayaran mo din lahat ng pinang-tuition ko sa yo!”
- Chabain – When no one had time to buy a birthday for my mom, she said: “Bigyan niyo nalang ako ng pera, ako nalang ang bibili ng sarili kong cake!”
- Rogelio – “Sige anak, susubukan kong tumae ng pera, mabili lang ang mga luho mo.”
- Blitzkrieg – “Wag kang magugulat kung minsan pag bisita mo dito, di ka na namin kilala.”
- Mamski – Whenever I ask my mom: “Kumusta na kayo?” She would answer: “Why, does it matter to anyone?”
- KiD BuKid – After my mom washed and ironed my clothes and cooked breakfast: “May iuutos pa po ba kayo, SENORITO?”
- Baby Princess – My mom: “Bakit pa ko magti-tweet, eh di mo naman ako fina-follow sa Twitter?”
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Hahaha!!!!!
I could feel im going to say half, if not all of these stuffs someday!!!!
I already have a 7 year old girl… at minsan, este almost every week nagsasabung kami with little things gaya ng paga-alaga sa mga binibili namin ng dad nya for her…
Sometimes, maiiyak ka na matutuwa sa reactions nya!
At sometimes rin tatahimik ka na lang…
And my mom!!! Just like your mom, chico!!!!
….may pinagmanahan nga ako!
Instant nga mga comments nya sa amin ng mga kapatid ko!
Sa lahat ng area ng buhay namin, may “litany” sya!
At talagang mapapaisip ka naman kasi nagda drama na sya!
hehehe
nice top ten!
been a silent rusher since 2002. i have to leave a comment on this coz EVERY LINE seems to come from my mom! hahaha. got to make bawi to her when i get home. ^^ thanks chico.
Yung kaibigan ko, minsan tinext sya ng tatay nya ng address nila. Baka raw kasi nakalimutan na nung kaibigan ko kung san sila nakatira at buong weekend di umuwi sa bahay.
hahaha i had a nice time reading this top 10. but i have to say i am guilty of doing so to my kids. they’re 15 and 10 already. and when they ask me to make abot the water or kunin yung something, as i’m giving it to them i i say to them, eto na po, amo. hehehe
Hi Chico! I really wish to see you and delamar
*nod* lahat totoo..
*mama’s boy*
my late mother would always say this line pag nabwibwisit sya samin: “pag kayo naging mga magulang na, nun nyo lang malalaman hirap ng pagiging magulang.”
i miss my mom
“Sige anak, susubukan kong tumae ng pera, mabili lang ang mga luho mo.” this is my mom’s, too. HAHA
hahahaha! i think nasabi na sa akin ng Mom ko yung isa sa mga yan.
I have kids too, my eldest is 13, and I just know that there will come a time when I would say the same things myself. thankfully, though, my parents haven’t said any of these yet to us, or to me at least. hahaha!
good one, chico!
I remember this when this show was aired! So funny, and swak na swak. I hope though that you can also include your and delle’s answers to the top ten. I recall your answer here was so funny, but I can’t remember it exactly. hehehe.
my mom told me also the #3 entry…!!!!
I liked this post!
My mother was never the expressive type. But the day I left Manila for a job assignment in Bangkok, my mother hugged and kissed me for the first time and said – “Baka pag-uwi mo, wala na ako.” Ang ganda ng pabaon nyang memories ano? Saktong pangtanggal ng homesickness. Hahaha! It’s been a year since then. And every time I would come home and leave again, she would kiss and hug me while my siblings looked on smiling sheepishly.
mothers have perfected this artform!
funny! nanay ko rin ganito minsan eh. lalo na kapag siya na lang ang laging naglilinis ng bahay at kami parang mga senyorita na nanonood lang ng TV.
funny yet creepy yung no.23.
i remembered my mom especially with the “butas-butas na panty” line. she used to tell us: “ni hindi na nga ako nakabili ng panty ko para makapag-aral lang kayo!” that has been her favorite line, until all of us finished college. when each of us started working, we had a common gift for my mom: UNDERWEAR. last christmas, she begged us: “wala na ba kayong ibang ireregalo kundi panty? ang dami na eh isa lang naman keps ko!”
hahaha EW!
hi chico! this was so far the highest rank i ever got in the few times that my entry was included in the Top 10! miss sending entries lately. too busy!
yeah, long time no hear!