The Top Ten Signs That You Are A Weirdo

If you get to listen to our radio show regularly, you would know that I’ve been called a weirdo a godzillion times.  I guess I am weird, and growing up I had weird friends, and we played weird games.  This was also the episode where I revealed my embarrassing past as a member of the insect-collecting club.  The shame.

June 11, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are A Weirdo – Sent in by: Astroboy

1. Curt Smith – I still keep my wife’s bra and panty, the ones she was wearing the first time we had sex.
2. Mojacko – I have a friend who collects candy wrappers which he uses as wallpaper for his room.
3. Lockon Stratos – Before sleeping, I have to put a blanket over my feet para di ako hilahin ng monsters.
4. Sephulturero – I used to eat my scabs when I was young.
5. Dumbbeau – I only eat the two dulo of a lumpia. I never eat the middle part where all the stuff are.
6. Xtianroi – Before sleeping, I always try to think of ways to defeat robbers in case they go inside the house while we’re sleeping, like what to throw at them or something.
7. Ria – I dip my chicharon not in vinegar, but in patis.
8. Skylar – I always daydream that I’m adopted and that my real parents are celebrities.
9. No name – When I was young, I used to ALWAYS take a bath with my Iron Man toy.
10. No name – My friend always eats in pairs. If she has 3 pieces of candy, she’ll eat 2, then give away the 3rd. If she had 4, she’d eat all 4.
11. Startle – Before sleeping, I always try to imagine how my soulmate looks like.
12. Si H Ito – I keep a used t-shirt of my girlfriend who went abroad. I smell it every night, even now that she’s already my ex.
13. Alexa – If you pluck hair from random strangers and yell: “DNA!!!”
14. Forg – I know someone who reads the last chapter of a book first, then goes back to the very start.
15. Trina – We used to have a classmate who brushed her teeth in the drinking fountain.
16. Simone – My mom will refuse to drink coffee that is not served BOILING hot. Then she proceeds to let it cool until it is cool enough for her to gulp it down like water.
17. Stormbringer – My favorite sandwich is Chippy sandwich!
18. HR Guy – My bookmark is a piece of dead skin from my scalp.
19. This Girl  – I have a friend who refuses to eat french fries because it’s “nakakaantok”.
20. Pretty Kitty – I always eat using 2 plates. One plate for the rice, the other for the ulam.
21. Minggot – My favorite smell is the smell of maduming ref.
22. Korki – My niece never eats dilis kasi nako-konsensiya daw siya kasi nakatingin sila habang kinakain mo sila.
23. Jojo – There’s a weirdo in our office who pees in a mineral water bottle everyday, then leaves it in different areas in the office.
24. Fatfree – I can’t work in silence. The only way I can be productive is if there’s loud music.
25. Criminal-Minded – When I was young, I used to nible on my mom’s slippers. Minsan nauubos ko yung tsinelas niya sa kaka nibble, paunti-unti.
26. Adam Lembot – As a kid, I couldn’t sleep unless I was sucking on someone’s elbow.
27. Boknoi – I was in church, and this girl sitting beside me, in the middle of the service, lit up a cigarette! I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer!