I think we did this at the height of the Hayden Ko brouhaha. Remember how into it everyone was? Even the old ones were at the very least curious. Maybe because it starred relatively big names in the showbiz industry, as opposed to unknowns. It was just too juicy to resist for most folks. And I think many “dibidi” vendors made a killing thanks to pirated versions of this scandal and its many sequels. Plus, the scandal had varying effects on the different players. Some shot to mainstream success, while others faded into oblivion. Public opinion is a fickle monster.
May 22, 2009 →The Top Ten Things To Say After Watching A Sex Scandal Video – Sent in by: Blair
- No name – “Hindi siya pihikan…kahit ano kinakain…”
- Rihahahahanna – “Wow…free facial!”
- NikChic – “His manhood is like his 15 minutes of fame… too short.”
- Luisa-D-Vet/Polgas – I told my husband: “Just pretend we’re watching Animal Planet.”
- Keeper of Delamar’s cheekbones – “Wala na bang bago? Puro napanood ko na yan eh!”
- Bottom-Dweller – “Two thumbs up! Kinaya niya ang two thumbs up!”
- Maldito – “Kainggit. Buti pa sila…”
- Humdinger – Katrina Legarda: “Mag-ingat sa harap ng webcam. Patay na kayo, nandiyan pa rin yung video niyo!”
- Young Indy – GALIT NA GALIT na ko! TUMATAYO ang balahibo ko sa pandidiri! NANINIGAS ang paninindigan ko laban sa kahayukan!”
- Treiz – “Wow, that was short. And the video wasn’t long either.”
- No name – “Nakakasakit ng “ulo” naman to!”
- Schneider – “It’s just a guy digging around the bushes with his small shovel.”
- Pretty Kitty/Lyra – Ramon Tulfo: “I am filing a criminal case against him. I will charge him in court w/ illegal possession of a not-so-deadly weapon.”
- Schneider – (victim of a hidden cam): “Walanghiya siya! Hayup! Hindi man lang inayos yung focus!”
- Smoke – “Parang sumisikip ang pantalon ko…”
- Maximo – “Ay, bakit ganun? May boobs pero may lawit?”
- Rihahahahanna – “Whoa. She swallowed.”
- Blitzkrieg – “Vegetarian daw, eh bakit kumakain siya ng meat?”
- Adam’s Apple Lambert – “Ah…ganun pala kumain ng pancit habhab…”
- No name – Para siyang manok, nililimliman ang mga itlog.”
- Treiz – “I rate it 3 tugs.”
- No Name – Reporter: “Senator, ano po masasabi niyo sa sex video nila Hayden Kho?” Ping Lacson: “Madilim.”
