This was one of the questions I dreaded the MOST. Especially during gatherings like reunions. And it doesn’t matter what you say anyway, because regardless of what comes out of your mouth, it will be met by copious rolling of eyes, since most people who ask this question probably already formulated the answer even before they asked. They just wanted to rub your nose in it.
May 21, 2009 → The Top Ten Reasons Why You’re Still Single – Specialist
- Purple – Because I haven’t met my either. Either I think I’m too good for him, or I think I’m not good enough.
- Magnus – Because I met the girl of my dreams…same time I met her husband.
- Penguina – Kasi umaasa ka pa rin na babalikan ka nung umiwan sa yo.
- Morrigan – When you’re a serial dater.
- RuffaWanda – Because my Prince Charming is wearing my tiara.
- No name – I’ve been alone for so long that the thought of being with someone actually scares me.
- xxchromosomes/Cheyenne/Mamatots – Because all the hot guys are gay, and all the rich men are married.
- Eien17 – Because pushing someone away is way easier than convincing them to stay.
- Mr. Perk – Because I stopped believing in love.
- Draco’s Biatch – Because I always meet my ideal men…in books.
- Genovia – People say there’s a right person for everyone out there. Seriously, I think mine was hit by a truck.
- RC and Cess – True story: A churchmate was supposed to get married but her groom-to-be died. They were never married, but she decided to consider herself a widow.
- No name – Kasi hindi pa legal ang gay marriage sa Pilipinas.
- Tomba – Kasi ang mga minamahal ko, MANHID!
- Babyjen – Kapag pihikan ka na pangit.
- No name – Because Mr. Right lost his way and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
- Greennoodles – Because I’m boyish, most men think I’m lesbian, so I go straight into the FRIEND ZONE.
- Mojacko – Because every single girl I’ve fallen in love with, ended up married to other guys.
- Sweetest Evil – Because only after 8 years of being together, does my boyfriend conveniently decide to inform me that he doesn’t believe in marriage.
- Silvertongue – You’re gunning for girls, but you always end up with gays.
- Orange Girl – Because I like having conversations with myself, even shushing myself sometimes.
- No name – Because my mom threatens all the guys who show interest in me.
- Doraemon – Because they say if you come from a broken family, history tends to repeat itself.
- TrinaIsMyName – Because guys don’t understand that I want to be chased a bit before I give in.
- Therese – Because the love of my life is getting married to the love of his.
