Despite ISP problems, I hope to finish this post. My server has been having problems for the past 3 days now and going online has been a major bitch. Oh well, this is a rather depressing topic to post, given that the rainy season has officially started and the skies are gloomy as hell. A lot of people are happy about the advent of the wet season, but not me. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the end of El Niño and the return of normal water levels, but rainy weather really affects my mood for the worse. Rains = Gloom & Doom.
May 18, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Loves You – Sent in by: Specialist
- Bigyot – If the only text you receive for the day goes: “Your unlimited text service has expired.”
- Jotho – We have an officemate who we’ll tell to wear pink because everyone else will, then the next day, everyone will be wearing blue.
- Slitherdude – You post on your blog over and over how happy you are being single, but it doesn’t really matter because no one reads your blog.
- No name – You bring a big car when you go out of town because you have a lot of imaginary friends.
- Kyogs – If you invite all your imaginary friends to your birthday party…and nobody attends.
- Morden/Boknoi/Hellgirl/KatC – If you text all your loved ones that you’re thinking of ending it all, and isa lang ang nag text back, at ang reply: “k”.
- Dark Passion Play – If you have so many contacts in your phonebook, but none of them have you in theirs.
- RC & Cess – You’ve been online for years, but you have zero friends of Facebook, zero followers on Twitter, and zero hits on your blog.
- RKV – My mom didn’t love me. She gave my milk to the cat. It wasn’t even our cat. It was the neighbor’s cat.
- Gorgeous Bitch – If you’re constantly surrounded by people, but you feel utterly alone.
- RC & Cess/Heigen – You go from an orphanage straight to a home for the aged.
- RC & Cess – We have a neighbor who set up 16 fictitious Facebook accounts just so he can have “friends”.
- RC & Cess – Pag picture-taking, sa iyo lagi ibinibigay ang camera.
- RC & Cess – Pag outing, mag-isa ka sa cottage good for 4, tapos 7 sila dun sa isa.
- Whoabanana – You work hard to put food on the table, but each time you get home, they always forget to leave you some.
- Sasha Purse – You’re on top of a building, threatening to jump. Below, you see your entire family all pointing to a billboard that says: “Nike. Just Do It.”
- Mr. Perk – When the blueprint of our new house was being layed out, my tatay gave our room assignments, except for me. He forgot about me.
- Sharkbait – They took years before they finally put a lapida on your grave. And when they finally did, it says: “Keep off the grass”.
- Babyjen – If a taong grasa sees you and says: “Yuck, go away! Loserrrr!”
- Dru – You bring all your latest gadgets and still, everyone ignores you. Wala na ngang nagmamahal sa iyo, ang bigat pa ng bag mo.
- Urduja – You realize that in your solitude, you always clasp your hands together, because it’s the only way you”ll hold hands.
- Tweety Kikay – Everyone runs to you for help, but when it’s your turn to ask for help, everyone’s “busy”.
- Greg – You donate to a charity and they refuse your donation and tell you to: “shove it up your ass”.
- Mr. Perk – Everytime you’re sick, all you ever get is: “O, ano nanamang arte yan?”
- Sasha Purse – You can’t even say na nilangaw yung party mo, kasi kahit mga langaw, ayaw um-attend.
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21. Urduja – You realize that in your solitude, you always clasp your hands together, because it’s the only way you”ll hold hands. —awww s0 sad..
Ang lungkot ng buhay. Makatalon na nga sa tuktok ng gusali bukas.
Everyone runs to you for help, but when it’s your turn to ask for help, everyone’s “busy”.
aww… so i guess it’s true then. (now wallowing in self pity)
Grabe, nakakatawa lahat. Haha. For me, though, sobrang benta ng “RC & Cess – Pag picture-taking, sa iyo lagi ibinibigay ang camera.” at “Mr. Perk – Everytime you’re sick, all you ever get is: “O, ano nanamang arte yan?”” Haha.
hello chico,
you might have what the medical literature calls as “seasonal affective disorder” or SAD. it is a condition in which people who have normal mental health throughout most of the year experience depressive symptoms during cold weather.
like you, the rainy season hugely affects my mood. i am easily depressed by the cold, gloomy weather, hence, i avoid “dismal places” like baguio. one way to counter the effects of the condition is by light therapy – the incorporation of light sources in your home. on the positive side, my well of creativity is overflowing during these “dark” times.
hope you can put up with the next months.
I hate to admit it but some of the entries (1, 7, 10 and 22) apply to me.
nalungkot naman ako dun sa #9 (RKV) and #17 (Mr. Perk).
well, JESUS and our LORD GOD will still love them… and you!
pero naisip ko din i am so lucky, wala pa naman akong ganyang experience.
haha natawa ako sa number 19. Babyjen – If a taong grasa sees you and says: “Yuck, go away! Loserrrr!”
is there any friend,.? I need u..
f u need some 1 to lean on im hre .